MUSIC, guitar, ROCKET FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYPT!!!!! skateboarding, sarcasm, weed, irony, chocolate balls, girls, hot girls, sexy girls, punky girls, hot girls...I LIKE WATCH RICKY GERVAIS, still game hahaha
DEXTER!!!!!!!!
Music
Rocket from the Crypt, Drive Like Jehu, Hot Snakes, Small Brown Bike, Hot Water Music, Welt, Samiam,Millencolin,Queens of the Stone Age, fastball,The Bad Plus,Ten Foot Pole (some stuff, not a major punk fan)Ministry,The Sultans, Beehive and the Barracudas,Schatzi,Ensign,RJD2,The All-American Playboys,The Smugglers,H20,Guttermouth,The Riverboat gamblers,Sahara Hotnights,Dr.Octagon,The Donnas,Bullet Train to Vegas,The Lot Six,at the drive-in,The Living End,The Drags,The Distillers,Pretty Girls Make Graves,Alexisonfire,meices,Youth Brigade,Jurassic 5,Snoop Dogg,Eminem,Tha Liks,Beastie Boys,Bad Brains,Midtown,The Bronx,Dead Kennedys,The Matches,The Streets,Mr Liff fuck it, anything but dance/modern indie shite/modern EMO pish/pop oh also thunderbirds are now, the french kicks,the weathermen, turbonegro (again)Amon Tobin, soul position, gallows,ROCKET FROM THE CRYPTYYYYAAA pithcfork etc etc etc etc etc YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!
Movies
DEAD MANS SHOES!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!!!! what a great fucking film, watch it now or I will kill your face off into your bacon and eggs
also 40 year old virgin deserves a bastard - O'- a mention
Sin City is good too beehatch, stranger than fiction was a pleasent surprise, also the film holes is a masterpeice
pans labarynthe was brilliant!
the simpsons movie was genuinly great, especially the scene when homer eats the electrified fish
Television
The Simpsons, Family Guy, dexter, 24 is good, I dunno, lots of shit really
the US office is brilliant an lost and prison break
of course 'Curb rules em all son and south park once!
and armando iannuccis time trumpet - what the hell was that?! Brilliance...
HOLY SHIT!! I just saw episode 1 of lost season 3 and im like 96% convinced my face fell off cos it was so fantastic!!
also diggin prison break season 2!!
DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER!!!!
Books
Angelas ashes and 'Tis by Frank McCourt are unbelievabley amazing, also a clockwork orange was great, trainspotting was a load of over-hyped pish!!!
darkly dreaming dexter and dearly devoted dexter were beyond wow!
Heroes
Larry fuckin David
John Reis
Frank McCourt
steve carell
alan partridge
michael c hall
About me: add me: curb_your_enthusiasmx5@hotmail.co.uk
I havent been on this motherfucker for a while, hasnt changed for the better but what does one expect??
I dont circulate this bitch too much no mores but am bored so why not?
This section is 'spose to be all about me, why anyone WANTS to know anything bout me boggles the mind but for those who do continue reading:
I was born on a date that proceeds the current date that is currently taking place, on that said date I was born.Oh yeah, question, what if conjoined twins - aka two-headed monster - was to give birth who would the child belong? anyways yeah I was born, to a set O' parents, I was hit in the head with a golf club when I was 5, put a beano magazine in the microwave when I was 6, when I was 7 I tried to ascertain whether I could breath under water by tightly pursing my lips and inhaling In some sort of vein way of filtering the air outta the water,I failed. When I was 8 I thought I could defy gravity and float in the air if I raised one of my legs and slowly lifted the other one, I failed. When I was 9 I thought I could split somebody in half If I crept up behind 'em and tapped both of their shoulders causing them to try and turn round both directions simultaniously, thus ripping in half.....I failed. 10 years old, what an age, the age of Men In Black also the age i thought I could loose weight by making a small incision in my gut and squeezing the fat out, yuck, idiot, didnt try that one.11 I froze a cup of tea.12 I awoke screaming because I tightly rapped a piece of selo-tape round my pinky cos there was no plasters in the house and had cut of the blood flow to said pinky, utter utter twat, well I cant be bothered writing more bout growing up because its too inane for my brain to handle right now, and probably yours too!
right now I work In a care home looking after adults with learning difficulties, which is a mixed bag, I mean I love the residents but some of the tasks I have to do are...hidious
I have friends beleive it or not andres being pretty much my best friend but also john whose kinda like a best friend but also bit like a brother, jesus H to-the-fucking C the crap that that boy has done in his life is amazing/stupid and brilliant (you can tell I just cant be bothered with this now) what morecan I say, oh yeah the reason I aint got a new pic up is cos I aint very handsome....or really handsome at all but hey you win some you loose some...but I do have my own teeth so hey!
yeah I aint actually as weird as Im making out on here just having a bit of a laugh cos this place is way to full of pretentious shits who love themselves to bits (that rhymes muthafucka) and take themselves way too seriously and try to add everyone as their friend, why is that? do they get a prize? a virtual blowjob from the tit that runs this thing? I dunno, peace out though son ;-)
Who I'd like to meet: Hmmmm I'd really like to meet John Reis, Larry fuckin David, steve Coogan, Michael C. Hall and steve carell also ashlee simpson - All those guys have changed my life in a way, love em, as for ashlee shes fucking hot!
Lmao And that time when SleepySteve was pregnant with freddy kruegers love child that just so happenned to have a skateboard with razors coming out the sides AND a pair of flip flops on?
*High voice* Horse times 5! Im just Horse times 5! I have nobody. Just Horse on my own, ooooooowwnn I am so Horesy!! Et cetera Thats sung in the style of Mr. Lonely by some cunt.
He's gotta be, Horse Times 5. He's gotta be, Horse Times 5. He's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me on. That's a new one. I think we should carry on replacing conventional lyrics with "horse times cinco" x
Yeah man I heard about Grindhouse. Looks awesome. I might wait till its out at the cinema though. Kurt Russell's in one of the films. Ment to be rather violent.
Is that so???!!!
Mabye Liam with a "Nitugh".
You should tell me when the new episode of the office is up like last time or ill just forget and that'll be embarassing and uncomfortable for everyone.
How was your weekend??
x
Haha its cool man. Funny thing was like 10 mins earlier the guy you were with was standing at the grass saying "Fucking hell. Liam needs to hurry up!" and I was like "Hhhhhmmm wonder if he means horse X5 with a pig Liam" and it was.
Strangeways here I come!
What u up 2 2day???
xxx
