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WHITES: Send out invitations. LATINOS: Send out maps.
WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance. LATINOS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES : Have seven Bridesmaids. LATINOS: Have seventy Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation. LATINOS: Show up with three car loads.
WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception. LATINOS: Just go to the reception.
WHITES: Have elegant food. LATINOS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria tamales and arroz cn pollo.
WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery. LATINOS: Have their cake done by la senora down the street.
WHITES: Eat the food and cake. LATINOS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para manana
WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine LATINOS: At the reception they drink Coors, Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, 20 Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado,y todo lo q haiga etc...
WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass out. LATINOS: Get drunk, Snore some perico, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight ... then pass out.
WHITES: Dance at the party ... YEAH RIGHT!!! LATINOS: Dance at the party to Bachata Merengue Salsa, Reggeaton Nortenas, Rancheras, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House, and anything the D.J. plays
WHITES: Party ends at midnight. LATINOS: Party ends when the COPS show up at the banquet hall but continue at someone's house afterwards for chicken soup 'til 6:00 a.m.
WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer. LATINOS: Wake up the next morning DRINKING another beer to cure the hang-over.
Now, you know you were laughing if you are LATINO- cuz you've done at least 6 of these...I sure have!!!
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be LATINO and to the Gringos that love you for being a LATINO