Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens
"A Journal of Absurd and Surreal Fiction"

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About me:
I am a print journal of absurd and surreal stories.

My pages have contained stories by Carlton Mellick III, Steve Aylett, Joey Goebel, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Kevin L. Donihe, John Edward Lawson, Kris Saknussemm, Gina Ranalli, Alyssa Sturgill, Vic Mudd, Stephen Graham Jones, Steve Rasnic Tem, Kenji Siratori, Vincent W. Sakowski, Ray Fracalossy, and others.

ISSUE 7 IS NOW AVAILABLE AT THE JOURNAL'S WEBSITE. IT IS A FREE, ONLINE ISSUE.

Includes stories by Rhys Hughes, D. Harlan Wilson, John Edward Lawson, Sean Kilpatrick, Mike Young, Corey Mesler, Andersen Prunty, Cameron Pierce, Amelia Gray, Caleb Ross, Forrest Armstrong, Stefani Nellen, Erik Williams, Jason M. Heim, and Matt Doyle. Cover art by Jase Daniels.

Who I'd like to meet:
Readers and writers. Aficionados of bizarro fiction.

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