About me:
HELLOWW! I HAVE A PROFOUND INTEREST IN CHARISMATIC PEOPLE WHO KNOW MORE THAN I DO :) I'm on a mission. (oh and i want a husky)
Hate this I'm here, though usually i'm not but i leave only good wishes behind.
Who I'd like to meet: Magic, genius, talented sort of people.
I got some of it done omg omg i like nearli ripped my mole off i caught it and like all this blood came out was disgusting it hurt super bad i had to put a plaster on it :( im such a retard thank you sooo much for your help yesterday i love youuu xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thankyou-kindly. I've been quite good, Brighton was rather very good too. (: And I've had quite a lot of my hair cut off.. xD ..I'm not sure if you ever got my birthday message on dA.. how was your birthday, oh so many weeks ago? And exams. And all of that. :D
i wish i could say how great my job was but i would be lying, hence me leaving to go to uni in September. its just some office job.
i dont remember a lot, ermmmmm andy warhol was a record producer aswell as artist. those books sounds cool i do like reading! loadsa work to do better get cracking!
im good just sat at work "working" which fairytales have you been reading? and i assure you you do not want me to do artwork for you! what have u got to do, i can do art history! xxx
it is i havent been to see them in quite a while. hmm. tomorrow night? whats hppening? or did you mean that gig tonight? as im going to that and drinking for the first time in agesss. :) hopefully see yoyu there! xxxxxxx
erm from what i remember of leeds it wo fuckin mint :P haha! been newquay this weekend like! just got back! mi mates dad owns a flat he rents out and that to holiday people so we decided to go down fo weekend :p wo fuckin mint! got absoloutely hammered last night n then when everythin shut we went on beach n had our own lil party! n i decided to go in sea in mi boxers.....WHICH WERE WHITE! hahahahaha i dint even realise till i got "eeerm brad yer abit see through love" i wo like ooops :) hahahahaha! wo funny! :P
you had a good weekend?
wanted to cry cuz you got yer shoes wet? ROFL! why? theyre oni shoes! hmmmm ye thats mi favourite muffin how did you know :O! hahahah! no it int rele! i dno....it ant tried loadsa muffins :p i proper love loadsa chocolate me thow :D! went tgis yest me! got mi mates to say it wo mi bday so i got free cake HAHAHAHAHA the lasses were like OMG UR SO EMBARRASIN! was mint! :D
eeerm near yous next weekend i think! i cant even remember what its called :S all i remember is them on about some place called rapture :S
haha fuck knows i dont have a set time lol im just on when im in tbh! :P
eeeeeee im gutted me! wo mena be seein kirstie today but i went out last night n stayed out come home like when i commented you text yer to see if i she wo doin owt n shes guin art! pppppppft hahahaha! eeee dear! my fault rele! shes waited all day *-) im off to leeds at half past instead now :)
ill get to see loadsa ppl i ant in ages :D:D:D:D:D haha! and theres nowt up with the weather....:O!
haha aye theyve bin together ages mate! but tbh i think its cuz they dunt see each uva much now HAHAHAH! my mammys from sheepland an dads from ere :P
hahahaha oooooooooooooo! muffinssssss :) ye you can defo make me some o them (H) rofl! mi mate wants me to gu down near u next week! ive forgot what place is called! am sure youve mentioned it to me before *-) but to on a night out n this place called rapures mena be mint fuck knows lol!
haha aye i love waking up to smell of bread! i just actually love the smell of bread :D
how did i guess that! well mate....yer look chinese as fuck :P
haha i have actually gave my dog some booze once! was funny as fuck! ive also med im lick an ice cube an he wo like 0.0 an loadsa other shit :) haha!
haha i cunt help but stare it was funny as man :P i wo just there singin away wi tunes up at traffic lights an spotted two midgets then he turned his head i saw his ear wo like WTFFFF!
show you what? lol reyt im off me! best wait fo taxi artside or mates will fit :p
haha aye ano it does :P dno what ill say lol! fuck knows! owt :)
aye tis a wate o money! mi mam n dad av bin together since they wo like 15 an theyre 37 an 39 na n never got married :p
oh an ano id be a hot bride (H) rofl!
haha hmmmm ill have to think of summat wi that on a ride then :P dunt think itd go down well wi anyone else apart from u :P the nearly avin a heart attack bit sounds good though (H)
haha ooooor i love mekin bread me! :) i love comin in n mi mams ad it in bread machine! its amazin! ive come in pissed loadsa times n made some aswell lol! woke up like PHWAR WATS THAT! an then remembered! proper munched art :P
aye i kinda guessed one o yer parents wo chinese babe :P rofl!
aye huskies cannnn :P when he wo younger he alwas used to jump over back fence so we had to make it higher rofl! the twat!
yeah man he had half an ear but like it was in the middle so he had two spike things :S i wo like 0.0 oh dear! he wo just abit taller than this wall! was funny :p i wa drivin to work proper starin :P
uhhhhm i dunt even know if ive still got flash or owt ive ever made in flash on pc :p i alas use lappy nar! but ill ava ganders an show yer some if i can lol! med some ret shit :P i med a website in dreamweaver wi loadsa animations and stuff on! ill find that art! xxxxxxxxxxxx
haha cheeky bastard :p ye everyone says its quite deep haha if yer ever on msn al voicelclip yer or smt :P but i know yer never on so youll be waiting a long long time :P
haha i dunt know who Jim Sturgess' is :p aye fuck gerin married! no point init! why would yer need a ring n all that bolloxx to prove smt! its stupid :)
ALTHOUGH I WANT TO BE A BRIDE :) hahahah....no 0.0
haha im well gunna invent a ride (H) its gunna be so good! it can be a compined one *-) what can it be a combination of?
hahahahaha jap sweets :p what wo they called? bum jap stuff u dnt yer :P was so funny in mcdonalds today i felt reyt sorry fo this chinese woman hahahahaha she had the chinese way o speakin n that an wa like i waa too chik burbersssss an woman wo like just burgers or meals? she wo like eeeer waaaa? *blank stare* she wo like WOULD YOU LIKE THAT WITH CHIPS AND A DRINK she wa like oooooooh yeeee :) then she wo like are you eating in or out she wo just like :S:S:S:S:S:SS:S:S:S *blank stare again* BAHAHAHA! i wo like BLESS! she wo reyt cute ROFL! but anyway....then woman wo like *points to desk/w.e "ARE YOU EATING IN" she wo like ooooo yeeeeeee ahahahaha!
infact them sweets you wo on abart i think mi mate sometimes has them...not sure if theyve got stuff on em though...just know thi called "poki"
a se! they can jump over 6ft huskys mate :p n im like 6 1 lol so he got me int chin! i saw two midgets yesterday in donny! one had half an ear :S
hes quite old now...like 6 lol
flash is easy as piss mate! i remember when i 1st started using it though hahahaha! i thought i was amazin an lookin back it was absoloutely terrible to what i can do now! xxxxxxxxxx
haha actually my voice is deep as ROFL! but ahha "the accents" abit ova top :p int that good :P
aaaaaaar ano am alas hyper (H) best way to be init :P am actually calmsih at mo though *-) hahahaha :D! HMMMM OR AM I *-) :P!!!!!!! haha walk me? im sure they can think of better things to do than that to tire mi hahahahah! am never tired thow its mint (:D hahahaha! he has a hat :P
haha oooo she admits shes retarded ;) haha aye we can gu :P alton towers is mint! we went fo mi mates bday not long agu (H) i love it :D it meks me all exciteddddddddddddddd :D:D:D:D:DD::D:D an on ze rides yer like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D hahahahahaha :D WHEY! oooooooooooo! u wana go on rides now *-) i might invent a new one *-) hmmmm
aye i recon its best job fo guys n all :P WHEYYYY! naaaaa...i dunt pay for my sex services :) hahahah!
hahahahaha my husky reyt! when i come in just....he ran at me, dived me, headbutted me under jaw n med me bite mi tongue :( he always does that :( rofl! then i wo like uuuuuurh an he just rolled over wigglin abart so i wo like OKAY OKAY stroked im he went runnin around room n braught me like every single one of his toys 0.0
haha you know abart some reyt random shit you! bet they dont even lok like unicorns :P be funny if they did *-)
ive got a VERY simple mind aswell an owt can amuse me for hours 0.0
haha you dont look like him at all orse id fancy you like fuck! :P! oh an the voice ;) that just tops him off *WANKS* haha i ant seen it where he rapes a dead body 0.0 oh dear! WHATS HE CHEATIN ON ME FOR THE DIRTY NECRO! fuckin bang the bastard :@
watchin all them cartoon things meks me wanna play on flash like fuck! xxxxxxxxxx
grrrr i know! just been looking through the "ringbinders" and there are so many bits i dont know :/ so i wrote them all down and tomorrow im gonna force haslam to speed-teach me everything :) you staying for lunch sesh yeah? ive gotta hand in art stuff all on friday aswell :/ xxx
*gay voice* IYUUUUUUURRRRRRR POPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! bahahahahahha :) eeeeeeeeeeee! im in a reyt good mood me! :D:D:D:D:D! i am i am i am i am i am i am! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! proper hyper as fuck n all 0.0!
haha i never get tired untill early int mornin anyway meeeee! dunt bother me (H) cuz am hard init :)
hahahahahhah dint know how to open some peppermint tea! an i thought thi wo brainy melissa! nawt up wi special people :P hahahahha pretend to be special somewhere :P everyone will look after yer! mi mate at work wo sayin to me "act like yer special at a theme park and youll get half priced for bein disabled cuz yer cheeky enough u" i wo like ROFLLLLLL! fuck that mate :) am nora cheapo :) we wo avin a big descussion abart gerin stuff free....or cheap ROFL! i said i wa a male prostitute an dint mek em pay so got free sex :) hahahah...dint rele :D
haha my husky! is fuckin mental mate! av just bin dancin wi im me! he loved it! tail wo guin an he wo lickin air ROFL! i wa likeeeeee you avin fun theya cocker! :P
haha babe! you should know im magic :) everybody knows im magic :)
haha or mate! salad fingers defo would get it! ;) "I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY LAZER VISION.....OH SHIT.....NOT GOT THAT POWER" hahahahah! sall i can remember of burnt face man! n OR SHIT THAT WAS A ROCK! IM TELLING ON YOU......OH SHIT! WHAT IF HE TELLS! I CANT GET DUN AGEN! bahahahah! or mate! ama watch em now you cunt :)
