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Influences
Ally Mcoist, peanut butter cups, giraffes, flashing lights, buttons that are fun to press, hash browns, hulk hogan, mcdonalds drive thru, speedos, curry sauce, chips n cheese, deep pan pizza all you can eat buffet, after shave balm, oral sex, Calums nipples, hot chicks, dancing girls, barbecued food, people with three legs, grainy vocals, bottoms and buttocks, nutella, intimidating junkies who are looking for lost pets, bubble wrap, paisley patterns, Paisley the town, vanity cabinets, B.A Baraccus and the rest of the A-team although mostly B.A., Run DMC, addidas superstars, transfer tattos oh how they rock, simons garage, lots of hats, rangers scarves, the word "asshat", bbq's at calums, those free toys you get in cereal, loafers, jimmy savile, out of date lollypops, corporate sponsorship, Motivational speeches, breakdancing, james bond, lance armstrong, neil armstrong, toasts to lassies.
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It all started in the summer of a few years back, when Simon and Hugh decided to form a band. After much argument about how socially integratable Calum was he was finally accepted into the band, being Hugh's brother an' all. At this early stage the line up was Simon on drums, Hugh on guitar and Calum on Vocals. The hunt was on for a bassist. But who to choose, Stephen, or Stephen?
In the end, we chose Stephen. We practiced with this line up for a few months before deciding that Stephen wasnt really right for the part. By lucky coincidence he was killed in a horrific shrimp farming accident around this time. The hunt was on again for a new bassist.
It was decided we'd search for a bassist with a strong character, great musical talent and stunning looks. Sadly no one fitted the bill so we opted for the village idiot, Nav. Would this line up last? Yes, and no. Hmmm.
Before our first gig in early 2002, Greig, our schoolyard chum joined the ranks to play rhythm guitar. Sadly this didnt work out either.
After the gig, "Maxfest", it was decided that we did indeed need a rhythm guitarist. So the easy option was for Calum to, as he played guitar anyway. We then had our completed line up that you know and love today.
Hear ye, hear ye friends. Calling all ye faithful and faithless........
....... We are proud to announce that we will be making our first appearance at the legendary King Tut's, on Tuesday 8th April, supporting the incredible Fishbone. Get your dancing shoes on, grab your friends by the hand, lead them in the ways of Zorbic rightousness, and come on down for a dazzling night to remember...
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Hear ye, hear ye. After many moons, the Big Hand debut album is finally waiting eagerly in the wings and is set to dazzle upon the main stage of life! Yes, its set for release, and its gonna blow your socks off. So...............
...........to celebrate this wonderful occasion, get your dancing shoes on, make the short journey eastwards, and please grace us with your presence at Edinburgh's Bongo Club at 7pm this Friday for a superspecial limited edition launch gig (and get your hands on a sparkling new copy - also available now at www.thebighand.co.uk)! Featuring of course ourselves, plus the incredible Bombskare, and many guest musicians from your favourites such as The Ruffness and Myagi to help spice up the party.
Get yourselves the remedy for the winter blues, grab your friends by the hand and lead them in the ways of Zorbic rightousness, and come on down for a dazzling night to remember...
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