Buzzsaw and The Shavings
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Noske and Order
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Cyclist Celerity
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Genre: Electronica / Experimental / Other
Location NORCO, CALIFORNIA, US
Profile Views: 26205
Last Login: 2/23/2011
Member Since 9/2/2004
Website http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/bands/20/
Record Label Tapegerm
Type of Label Indie
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Bio
Buzzsaw and The Shavings is a name for Buzzsaw $..%*SYBIL FAWLTY: Basil! BASIL FAWLTY: Yes, my pretty little phial of venom..is the hotel not at a suffcient tilt for you? SYBIL: Basil! Take this American gent's bags up to Room 14. We can do him a Full English Breakfast in bed.....tomato, fried bread, bangers, even a buttered kipper. BASIL: And teak? Mahogany? SYBIL: What are you mumbling, Basil? BASIL: What sort of wood might he like the tray made out of? Brazil wood? Lemonwood? And kippers, yet? He's an American-why not a waldorf salad with lashings of hot screwdrivers instead? God, I remember that....ass busting- SYBIL: Basil! Ring for Manuel! BASIL: Yes, my bramble-encrusted pet...(RINGS BELL) Manuel!! Take this bag to Room 14. MANUEL: ¿Qué? BASIL: Room 14. MANUEL: ¿Como? BASIL: Room 14!! Blast you-(HANDS SURROUND MANUEL's NECK) SYBIL: Basil! Ba@..$^$%....Heavens and Hades...what the mere mention the name Buzzsaw causes@@..@@@@G@@O@ME@R PYLE: Andy! Andy! ANDY TAYLOR: Go-mer! What's goin' on with you high-tailin' it in here like yer britches was on fire? GOMER: Andy! It's Aint Bee! She- ANDY: Aint Bee? Go-mer! What happened! GOMER: I-she-we-he- ANDY: Go-mer, what happened? GOMER: Andy, she's had a spell, but ain't like none I ever seen. She- ANDY: Go-mer! GOMER: She-she was hearing bells and whistles and hoots n' hollers, Andy! Why she-we-he- ANDY; Go-mer! What? GOMER: She got mad, Andy, she ran outside like a ball o' fire and she started flinging cars in the air, she- ANDY: Go-mer, you talkin' crazy! Aint Bee takin' on like that? I oughtta run you in! GOMER: Andy-(LOOKS TOWARD WINDOW) Ah, Andy! Look, it's Aint Bee now a-coming! An' whoo-ee, she's pushed the Bijoux theater right 'cross the street! It's a-coming this way, Andy! ANDY: Go-mer, I- BARNEY FIFE (RUSHING IN FROM THE REAR): Andy, Aaaandy! Condition Red, Condition Red! Call out the Murines- call ANDY: Barn@e@@@y I@again, the HAVOC me name causes..where was I..yes..and those over the course of the years who have rendered care and assistance to this bizarre chapter of musical history, acts done to abet this creature of dubious viability over 15 years now. .. .... I edited my profile with ..Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6..! ..........You Are a Martini.................. There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush... You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! ..........What Mixed Drink Are You?........ ......What Classic Movie Are You?........personality tests by similarminds.com....................If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be ....Modest Mussorgsky.............I am a Romantic period psycho who's drunk more often than not. I died of this affliction, not surprisingly. My famous works include "Night on Bald Mountain" and "Pictures at an Exhibition."........Who would ..you.. be? ..Dead Russian Composer Personality Test.................. ......Click here to view a bigger version of my map!..You can also make your own, it's free!..................You scored as ..Caligula.., Your endearing nickname 'Little-Boots' will become associated with fear and madness later in life. While your reign started out on a good note, your warped upbringing and probably mental deformity will cause you to be known to history as the worst of Roman emperors. You will die assassinated a hated man...............Caligula..........................86%...... ........Nero..........................75%...... ........Hadrian..........................64%...... ........Tiberius..........................64%...... ........Claudius..........................57%...... ........Nerva..........................57%...... ........Vitellius..........................57%...... ........Commodus..........................50%...... ........Augustus..........................43%...... ........Marcus Aurelius..........................43%...... ........Domitian..........................43%...... ........Antoninus Pius..........................36%...... ........Trajan..........................21%...... ........Vespasian..........................0%...... ..........Which Roman Emperor Are You?......created with ..QuizFarm.com........ .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .... .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .......... ...... .......... -
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Buzzsaw and various Shavings whose numbers vary as wildly and as recklessly as a 1914 Belgian attack on Eupen. Currently the number is gravitating between 7 and 11, 502. Much current assistance comes from the great and glorious Tapegerm collective, essential to my current songs here. -
Influences
Tuscan Chianti, Cucamonga Zinfandel, Temecula Sangiovese, French Cabernet Sauvignon, Spanish Tempranillo, German Blauburgunder, English Bacchus, Georgian Saperavi, Czech Frankovka, Hungarian Kekfrankos, Greek Mavrodaphne, Madeiran Malmsey, Chilean Merlot, Argentinian Malbec, South African Pinotage, Australian Shiraz and New Zealand Pinot Noir. -
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The discomfiture of statesmen at tea about to draw the post-war German-Polish border.
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much love
Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.
Bette Davis
XX00, Lady Cheval
Have a wonderful weekend,my dear friend
Greetings from Kansas City
Blessings,
Elaine of Don Gato
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much love always
Hi Buzzy–
Here is a video of a recent performance by Matt Swihart of "Still Life with Melon & Sand" from my Summer Suite. The string quartet is Teo Benson, Miodrag Veselinovic, Amber Archibald and Dylan Rieck. Let me know what you think.
best, Greg