Le Baron - Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals.
Influences
The Vocal Stylings of Willliam Shatner, Tony Clifton, Dirk McQuigley and Barry Wom, Full List
Sounds Like
Cats having sex. Or The Postal Service on Crack.
Actually I play and listen to a lot of different styles because I like all kinds of music.
I like Floyd, Sabbath, The Clash, Abba, Pink, Creed, The Postal Service, Trance, pop, hip hop, whatever catches my ear. Who cares what people think of your musical taste. Trying to seem cool is a childish and insecure pursuit.
It's a big world. There's room for a little of everything.
About Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death
I was raised in a monastery of militant lesbian nuns who ran an Amway business on the sly
and kept getting arrested for
shoplifting and vandalism.
I attended some of the finest schools, learned a trade, and was appointed ambassador to
Cincinnati before briefly being
hospitalized for molesting a squirrel.
I like long walks on the beach, quiet candlelight dinners, and running around with mashed
potatoes in my pants when I am not
working on my PHD in amphibian linguistics.
I was nominated for 7 Grammy Awards, dated Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Ripa
and Shakira before going on
sabbatical and vowing a life of celibacy, healthy living, and antipsychotic medication.
After a 7 year hiatus, I got back into the music business where I have headlined arenas
around the world and sold over seven
and a half trillion records.
Women on crutches. Wilfred Brimley's cat. Home and Equity Life salesmen. Carmen Miranda.
Anyone who believes in hard work and clean underwear.
NOTE: The 10,000th site that puts me in their top 8 will be given a free CD and an
autographed picture of Christopher Walken.
It won't be his autograph, but the picture's pretty cool, so you should seriously
think about it. It's a really fucking good
picture.
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