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You know what always cheers me up?
Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
- Crash Davis

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HENRIK LUNDQVIST


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You Are 99% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally fuckin' Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be! How Jersey are u? bitches!!

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DAVID WRIGHT

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Atlantic City
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Retired

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