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m.j.

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"I took a piss that lasted longer than you and your manipulations."Posted at 12:04 AM Jan 10 view more

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  • Mallory Merced

  • 19 / Female
  • New Jersey, US
  • Last Login: 2/8/2010

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Interests

  • General




    - east coast, private getaways, thrift shops, sleeping in til 4, horoscopes, cardigans, boats, leopard print, dying hair, phases, mutton chops, being awkward, getting "over it", diners, oldschool music scenes, pirates, texting till my thumbs fall off, hell-acious guitar licks, puns, and sea foam green.

  • Music



    - The Get Up Kids, Saves the Day, Brand New, Say Anything, Thursday, Bayside, The Matches, Motion City Soundtrack, Alkaline Trio, The Gaslight Anthem, No Doubt, Dashboard Confessional, Jimmy Eat World, The Early November, Coheed and Cambria, New Found Glory, Blink 182, Hidden In Plain View, and The Starting Line.

  • Movies

    Much like the rest of myspace my favorite movie is Fight Club...


    - Princess Bride, The Little Mermaid, Snakes On A Plane, The Wedding Singer, Garden State, Superbad, Billy Madison, She's The Man, Just Friends, Orange County, Valley Girl, The Warriors, Clueless, Moulin Rouge, A Little Princess.

  • Television

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scrubs, The Office, George Lopez, I Love Lucy, and every "reality" show on vh1.

  • Books

  • Heroes

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: BX BULLET BULLET!
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Occupation: professional enlightener

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About me:

My name is Mallory Jade

"Yeah, but a lot of things freak you out, you're like this adorable girl with Chihuahua nerves."




Unbelievably awkward and shy.
I am working on becoming a better person.

I am all about some aggresive melodic pop,
good shows, and scruffy dudes

Being "artsy" is cool and all.
I just want to roam around with some friends.




I got a flask inside my pocket, we can share it on the train
And if you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same
We might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain
But what was normal in the evening by the morning seems insane


Who I'd like to meet:


Friend Space (Top 4)

m.j. has 411 friends.
  1. DMGethz
  2. KyleKyle Patterson
  3. terrbear [RIP opie.]
  4. This>ThatKeil Williams

Comments

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  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Jan 8 2010 10:12 PM

    yay! that sounds great then we can break stuff, and hurt ourselves, and ruin people lives together !
    <333
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Dec 25 2009 6:27 AM

    dude i think i lawled rly hard at that father son pic,  like i read it and thought "wow that sounds soo familiar" and i read it again  and was like "omg thats brand new!!"  and i just wanted to show everybody  butt i dont think they would of got it :p
  • Tiana Wynnette A

    Dec 9 2009 2:32 AM

    ok so text or call me!
    i'll try to clear out my full calendar, might have 15 mins to spare for you...
  • Tiana Wynnette A

    Dec 9 2009 1:49 AM

    notice how she didnt wipe? haha nasty ass!
    we need to make plans and stick with them lol, you still have my shorts though they might be your boyfriend's now.
  • Tiana Wynnette A

    Dec 9 2009 1:43 AM

    I miss you ♥♥. i always think of you...especially on the toilet...
  • SandiSupaStar

    Nov 12 2009 4:09 AM

    Sorry you couldn't make it to my wedding.
    I have some pictures up =]
  • Jesse

    Nov 8 2009 3:52 AM

    lol my tv died and my comp did to
  • Jesse

    Nov 8 2009 2:42 AM

    hey how you been
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 17 2009 5:21 PM

    holy cow 3 months =]
    awww   tme flys yoo.

    have fun girl.

    and next saturday sounds good.
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 17 2009 2:32 PM

    haha dido dude. im gonna go crazy with sam. when are u free?   i need some mlllory time. ahaha
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 16 2009 11:28 PM

    =[ imy
  • KyleKyle Patterson

    Oct 16 2009 11:27 PM

    Haha ok baby. And they ended up getting rich anyway, so we just have to be poor for a while (aka now) and once we get that out of the way we are heading to brazil!
  • KyleKyle Patterson

    Oct 14 2009 4:44 PM

    Be my Baucis?
  • Conner Cannibal™ R.I.P …Conner Cannibal

    Oct 7 2009 6:12 AM

    POOPHEAD!!!
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 6 2009 9:34 PM

    haha i forgot,  its so little lol.  im sorry
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 2 2009 2:57 PM

    and by help me god if ther dont have anymore ther at that damn fat store i will kick and scream haha
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 2 2009 2:57 PM

    dude yes! haha ill go ther  just for that 
    that was my favorite necklace.
    and i wouldnt mind new gauges.
    fuckk i need money ahahaa
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Oct 1 2009 11:18 PM

    soooooo
    i lost my sparrow necklace.
    =[

    sams house likes to eat my stuff.
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Sep 21 2009 1:56 AM

    haha yea  i just dont want him to think im done with him,  haa   i dont want to lose him yet =]

    blahh anyways   whats been new with u and the mister??
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Sep 20 2009 8:24 PM

    nothing to bad i just wanna stopp fighting with sam. and im tryin to torreate him more so we can be good. but ive  just been a bitch hahaa i want him to know that im tryin with us. =p
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Sep 11 2009 3:08 AM

    http://collegebookrenter.com/


    <333
  • KEVKEV smith

    Sep 1 2009 6:30 AM

    Ohhh wait i did lol. she got in a attitude wit me and i dont no da bitch
  • KEVKEV smith

    Sep 1 2009 5:56 AM

    A mallory tell me how i waz about to yell at diz lady at ocean city yesterday ridin on her old ass bike on da boardwalk
  • KEVKEV smith

    Sep 1 2009 3:25 AM

    Lol i been gudd. wat college u go 2
  • terrbear [RIP opie.]

    Sep 1 2009 3:01 AM

    <33