Benjamin

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  • Ben Haynes

  • 28 / Male
  • Williamsburg - Brooklyn, New York, US
  • Last Login: 7/12/2009

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Interests

  • General

    ..writing techno songs for my mom for mothers day, building up my tequity, really cold thick water (from an old faucet, the new ones pump out crappy frothy water with bubbles mixed in), cleaning the sink then filling it up with water and sticking my head in it and drinking as if i can breathe water, grid paper (not lined), spitting my gum really high and catching it in my mouth, making shirts with one word on them, promising people i will make them shirts as cool as mine and then never actually doing it, programming in php, teaching people things, watching movies really big and loud at home with friends, lots of pudding or chicken nuggets, cats that will sleep with you, halo2 for 12+ hours with friends, people that thank me for making PX, finding jeans that fit well, hanging out with my kids at youth group, working out more when you first meet a girl, buying 30 dollars worth of hot dog supplies and eating hot dogs all the time, sunlight, sterile environments, organizing files on the computer, reformatting computer, falling asleep to really loud music in the middle of the day, HUGE snowmen(snogres), super long showers(shaths), driving my car...when i had one, different new bands, supplies or cool useful things...like lockpicks and compass' and pocket knives and binoculars, completing my collection of audio/video adapters, signing my name a million times on pads of paper to find a cooler signature, sleeping bags, paying for dinner, jumping really high,and of course... kickball!
  • Music

    Animal Collective and The-Dream
  • Movies

    oldboy, let the right one in, Requiem For a Dream, The Shining, Cube, Pi, Vanilla Sky, OfficeSpace, Tron, 2001 ASO, kubrik || cronenberg
  • Television

    How I met your Mother, The Office, Arrested Development, Scrubs, LOST, Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, Always Sunny in Philly, TLC

    And I used to like the NASA channel but they took it off the air... nothing beats the earth 24/7 slowly rotating.
  • Books

    Fourth Dimension (R Rucker), Rama(1-4) (AC Clark), Childhoods End (AC Clark), GodelEscherBach(DH), A Brief History of Time(SWH), Hyperspace (MK), Hypnotism Made Easy (RW), Flatland (A2), All science textbooks...seriously
  • Heroes

    Nana, Pop, Mom, Dad, Dad, Mom, Mom, Sis, Bro and John E Boy. So...pretty much my family...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Glastonbury, CT
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Web Developer / Programmer
  • Income: $75,000 to $100,000

Schools

  • University Of Connecticut

    • Storrs,Connecticut
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: DESIGN
    • Minor: ELECTRONIC ENG
    • Clubs: DESIGN CENTER
    2001 to 2005

Networking

Companies

  • D3SIGNCO

    2001-2002
  • BrioWebDesign

    • Manchester, CT US
    • Owner
    1999-2001
  • PopulationX

    • Manchester, CT US
    • Owner
    2002-2007
  • Process Colors

    2003-2005
  • Double Dagger

    2004-2005
  • CBH

    2006-Death
  • Reference Magazine

    • Brooklyn, NY US
    • EIC
    2005-Forever

Blurbs

About me:

I dont stand in the shower. I love bee's!!!! I am a nerd. But not the cool kind of nerd like the movies. i read science books and play video games like its my job. Well, it kind of is my job.

i get pretty excited when things happen to coincide with the beat of music. like street lights turning green or wind shield wipers. I believe that anticipation is better than realization.

I have phobias about not being clean. I brush my teeth a lot. I like to pretend im smart by using verbose words...or by memorizing scientific equations like the anthropic principle or the heisenburg uncertainty principle or f=m1m2*g/r2. There I go again. I project an aura of happiness, but im really bored and trying to get people to watch movies with me. pink is my favorite color. purple is my least. weird how close those two colors are.

We party hard, here's proof... http://flickr.com/photos/partytime_nyc/

Who I'd like to meet:

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Comments

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  • Jul 5 2009 5:00 PM

    <3
  • Apr 1 2009 7:59 PM

    time to update your orientation info.



    ...are you partytime tonight?
  • Jan 29 2009 7:20 PM

    what happened to your face?
  • Feb 26 2009 4:53 PM

    is myspace officially dead?

    you smell like pickle juice
  • Jan 4 2009 6:12 AM

    well hello there!
  • Jan 4 2009 2:49 AM

    in the recent past have we mutually de-'top friend'ed each other? well, that just won't do.
    that probably means it's due time to restock your toilet paper, can ya dig it?
  • Dec 3 2008 10:49 PM

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  • Dec 1 2008 3:05 PM

    yesterday was fun.

    i was i missage of you.

    happy thankful day of giving!
  • Nov 9 2008 2:31 PM

    annnnnnd boom goes the dynamite.
  • Nov 6 2008 9:20 PM

    rough deal...im feeling good.
  • Oct 29 2008 11:56 PM

    hmmm.....7 minutes until i can close up the skateshop and head over to wine and dine your silly ass. wahoo!!


    nemo to follow...?
  • Oct 28 2008 7:47 PM

    Benj.... 'what it do?' haha :-)
  • Oct 24 2008 9:19 PM

    Hiya stranger.
  • Oct 14 2008 12:36 AM

  • Oct 9 2008 8:38 PM

    love!
  • Sep 29 2008 12:53 AM

    maybe I will
  • Sep 22 2008 6:46 AM

    so I was in chelsea today at an art gallery and I saw a boy that could have been your gay doppleganger......on second thought....I was in chelsea today at an art gallery and I saw a boy that could have been your doppleganger....

    hope life is well
  • Sep 15 2008 10:14 PM

    Where have you been hiding?! Hmmmmmmm?! :-)
  • Sep 13 2008 7:44 PM

    movie. soon. for real.
  • Sep 11 2008 11:12 AM

    really long showers are "shours"
  • Sep 9 2008 8:04 PM


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  • Aug 26 2008 7:34 PM

    :-)
  • Aug 23 2008 2:34 AM

    greetings from california...
    haven't heard from you in a while, just checkin in to make sure you're not working too hard!
    i'll give you a call when i get back to the city, we can pig out and watch nemo cuz i think thatd be a new and exciting adventure for us to try.
  • Aug 12 2008 6:18 PM

    well why don't you hit me with some group beach photos..eeeeeh
  • Aug 10 2008 3:33 AM