Alan
"See you down in Arizona Bay."

Male
20 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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    Alan's Interests
GeneralMusic (playing, composing, recording, listening), theater, literature, film, politics, theology, fencing, piracy, etc.
MusicI don't like to limit myself to restricive genres. While I do prefer some genres over others, I am open to any form of GOOD music.

To name a few:

Tool, Meshuggah, Death, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Immortal, Pantera, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, KMFDM, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Nine Inch Nails, Throbbing Gristle, Velvet Acid Christ, Einstürzende Neubauten, Dead Kennedys, A Perfect Circle, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Frank Zappa, Faith No More, The Melvins, Jello Biafra, Rage Against the Machine, Social Distortion, Gogol Bordello, Primus, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Sex Pistols, The Who, The Misfits, Rush, Dream Theater, Wesley Willis, Dead Can Dance, The Poxy Boggards, Miles Davis, Gene Krupa, Buddy Rich, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Sarah Vaughn, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Beethoven, Schönberg, John Cage, Mozart, Debussy, Schubert, Wagner, etc

MoviesEvil Dead: The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Horror, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Army of Darkness, The Plague Dogs, Bubba Ho Tep, Se7en, Brazil, Children of Men, Pulp Fiction, Galipoli, A Boy And His Dog, Eastern Promises, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Repo Man, The Departed, Pet Sematery, There Will Be Blood, Reservoir Dogs, Trainspotting, The Big Lebowski, Casino Royale, The earlier James Bond flicks, A Clockwork Orange, all the Monty Python movies, The Last Temptation of Christ, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Full Metal Jacket, This is Spinal Tap, The Replacements, Event Horizon, Ringu, Pan's Labrynth, Highlander, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Cocoanuts, Animal Crackers, Monkey Business, Horse Feathers, Duck Soup, The Royal Tennenbaums, Bladerunner, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Star Wars (original three), Star Trek (all), Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, The Shining, Big Fish, Tromeo & Juliet, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 9/11, City of Lost Children, The Matrix, The Seventh Seal, Lost Highway, Time Bandits, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, American Beauty, 12 Monkeys, Apocalypse Now, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, SLC Punk, Lost in Translation, The Godfather, Scarface, The Boondock Saints, Pricillia: Queen of the Desert, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Tommy Boy, Sympathy for the Devil, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon, Stargate, the Dark Crystal, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, JFK, the Labrynth, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, Uncle Meat, Taxi Driver, A Fish Called Wanda, Top Secret, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Pi, the Aliens series, Sideways, the Predator series, Faces of Death, 13th Warrior, etc... Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
TelevisionIn the rare event that I do watch television: Blackadder, Metalocalypse, Invader Zim, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Transformers, Kids in the Hall, Dark Wing Duck, Animaniacs, Frisky Dingo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Reboot, War Planets, Star Trek (all), Firefly, Nova, Bump in the Night, The Daily Show, The Critic, Bullshit, Saturday Night Live, etc. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
BooksPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism, A Clockwork Orange, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Happy Noodle Boy, Meanwhile..., Wobbily-Headed Bob, Filler Bunny, Dune, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, 1984, Stupid White Men, Farenheit 451, Angels & Demons (is better than The Da Vinci Code), Catch 22, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, The Long Hard Road out of Hell, Mystic River, Fight Club, South of the Pumphouse, Haunted, Dude, Wheres my Country?, All the President's Men, Lies (and the Lying Liars who tell them), Ubu Roi, The Pillowman, The Stand, The Necronomicon, The Dark Tower series, The Anarchist's Cookbook, The Lieutenant of Inishmore, etc...
HeroesPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket My heroes are either dead or fictional: Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Zappa, John Warnock Hinckley Jr., Darth Vader, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Onan, Mad Padraic (The Lieutenant of Inishmore), Tyler Durden, Winston Smith, etc... Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Groups: KetatribeJBHS Class of 2006JBHS Drama

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     Alan's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:5' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:In college
Occupation:Musikant/Pirate/Vicar

   Alan's Schools
Los Angeles Valley College
Valley Glen, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Music
 

2006 to Present
Burroughs High
Burbank, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Music
Minor: Drama
Clubs: JBHS IMA, JBHS Drumline, JBHS Drama, Smoke Signal (Journalism), Advanced Placement, GATE (Gifted And Talented Education)
 

2002 to 2006

   Alan's Networking
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Theatre - Drama - Acting

Music - Production - Engineer




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   Alan's Blurbs
About me:
I've been a drummer since the 5th grade, playing the drum set initially, while also playing in a drum line/drum corps throughout grade school. I can play many different styles and many different percussive instruments (drum set, hand percussion, orchestral percussion, etc). I'm in college now, working on a degree in music, while studying recording engineering.

As far as other interests go, I did a bit of acting & journalism back in high school. Yes, I am fully aware that I'm a nerd.

I'm also a legally ordained Vicar. I can perform marriages, funerals, baptisms, affirmations of love (for those of you who can't legally get married), and many other rites & ceremonies, regardless of the religion (well, anything but circumcisions. Find a rabbi or a doctor for that one). Photobucket And a quick note about friend requests/messages: I'm usually really bad at keeping up with people/profiles I don't immediately recognize. I'm not trying to ignore you, I just get a lot of spam on here, so your message probably got buried with it. If it's something really important, e-mail me or call me personally.

Who I'd like to meet:
Emmanuel Goldstein, Xenu, Jesus, Ghandi, and Darth Vader.

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Alan's Friends Comments
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Anna





Jul 6 2008 1:47 PM

YES! Metalocalypse! Thank you, Alan!
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 2:59 AM

Oh dear... This might be a bigger problem than I anticipated.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 2:24 AM

THAT'S the best you could come up with?


You're losing it pants.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 2:20 AM

HAhaha. I just wanted to know why they'd be hidden from me.


I'd be a good mother. REally, I would.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 2:06 AM

Okay.
But who's been hiding these alleged children from me, and why?
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 1:37 AM

I didn't have any 18+ friends to go to an "adult bookstore" with.



But some George Lucas beating up a goth chick sounds good right about now.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 5 2008 1:35 AM

Children?
Blue





Jul 4 2008 5:44 PM

xD
Amelia Scoptophilia (Held Moz's Hand x4!)





Jul 3 2008 9:03 PM

Haha, yes!! He makes a good Wilde.
Blue





Jul 2 2008 3:37 PM

NOOOOOOOOO, ahahaha.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 1 2008 9:04 PM

Sing along to the Halloween song?
Prolly Pocket





Jul 1 2008 12:49 AM

Heh heh. I'm glad you got that.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 1 2008 12:32 AM

Hahaha. I'm glad you like it.
Prolly Pocket





Jul 1 2008 12:25 AM

Didja figure it out yet?
Chynna's Photography





Jun 30 2008 9:32 PM

"You're smart; you'll figure it out.
"
Chynna's Photography





Jun 30 2008 8:19 PM

Maya says "You'll figure it out someday.
"
Chynna's Photography





Jun 30 2008 8:12 PM

Maya and I... collaborated... on... a project.
Blue





Jun 28 2008 1:25 AM

XDDDD
Prolly Pocket





Jun 23 2008 11:57 PM

its from four to tenish. And there is a dress code; you have to be in the golden princess leia bikini.
The Distinguished C. Rockriver





Jun 23 2008 2:33 AM



All systems go, prepare for downcount. Five. Four. Three.
ONE! OFF BLAST!
Amelia Scoptophilia (Held Moz's Hand x4!)





Jun 20 2008 9:04 PM

Awww, how cute! How many?
Anna





Jun 19 2008 3:19 PM

Ah ha, I thought those rooms were secret torture chambers.
The Distinguished C. Rockriver





Jun 19 2008 5:29 AM



Not just any RickRoll... METAL RICK ROLL.
→[V!VA LA]TacoShmoo←





Jun 18 2008 5:56 PM

Angry Dying Poets
Blue





Jun 12 2008 1:08 AM

XD That would rule.
Blue





Jun 12 2008 12:08 AM

I know, right? I saw that a few days ago and his voice is so manly.
o_O
Prolly Pocket





Jun 11 2008 11:04 PM

Haha, yeah I was wondering the same thing as he said it.




The only thing is, by the speech she gave, our valedictorian is retarded. And she's going to Harvard. They are going to eat her alive.
Prolly Pocket





Jun 9 2008 11:44 PM

We graduated June 5th.
Blue





Jun 9 2008 10:25 PM

How cool!! :D
Terry....Mariah Lamb 4 Ever!!!! Pro-Life!!!





Jun 7 2008 1:06 AM

Awesome!! I am really excited for the class, I can't wait for it to start!
Terry....Mariah Lamb 4 Ever!!!! Pro-Life!!!





Jun 7 2008 12:59 AM

Aww that's really cool and sweet of you to help out your family! I'm not talking any classes either, i'm unable to. in july i'm going to austalia and new zealand.
So will I be seeing you next semester in commercial 3?
Terry....Mariah Lamb 4 Ever!!!! Pro-Life!!!





Jun 7 2008 12:47 AM

Well I hope you get it soon! So r u taking any summer classes?
Terry....Mariah Lamb 4 Ever!!!! Pro-Life!!!





Jun 7 2008 12:44 AM

Cool yeah I can't sleep either! When does is the synth suppose to come?
Terry....Mariah Lamb 4 Ever!!!! Pro-Life!!!





Jun 7 2008 12:38 AM

Hey alan how r u?
Sir M@ndri@n Von Morte [Ground Sloth]





May 12 2008 9:36 PM

Alan, im sorry, the meeting is actually at city hall. you should be there by 5 15 if u wish to speak.
Sir M@ndri@n Von Morte [Ground Sloth]





May 6 2008 7:28 PM

unless our imepending walkouts, school board meeting and petitions combined w/ his union greivence works out, he will not be teaching drama at JBHS next year. Mr.
U is tired of "activist theatre" and wants to "take the program in a new direction"
Sir M@ndri@n Von Morte [Ground Sloth]





May 6 2008 6:07 PM

guess who's teaching schedule has been reassigned for the 08-09 school year?
Amelia Scoptophilia (Held Moz's Hand x4!)





May 5 2008 8:12 PM

Hahahaha so lame it's funny!
Prolly Pocket





May 5 2008 7:47 PM

Niiiiice!
Blue





May 5 2008 4:34 PM

LAWLZZZZZZZZZZ? D:;ndksafgt4jbi;sa
Amelia Scoptophilia (Held Moz's Hand x4!)





May 3 2008 3:26 PM

Hahahahaha!
MyFace





Apr 28 2008 4:52 PM

Being able to see the balls from the butt shot...oy, gross clown. I love it so. Thanks for the birthday greetings! In return, I thought you'd like this video my friends made.
Amelia Scoptophilia (Held Moz's Hand x4!)





Apr 26 2008 12:23 AM

Bah humbug =(.
josh





Apr 22 2008 9:48 PM

the insane clown posse is only number 16?
Sir M@ndri@n Von Morte [Ground Sloth]