Giraffe McLongneck
Giraffe McLongneck the less talented half of SWB

Female
29 years old
Vancouver
Canada



Last Login: 12/23/2006
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    Giraffe McLongneck's Interests
GeneralAnything filled with cream at the moment.
MusicSublime, The Clash, Neko Case, The Foo Fighters, The Killers, Rufus Wainwright, Johnny Cash, 311, Rage Against the Machine, Dean Martin
MoviesShaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Dogma, The Girl Next Door, Spirited Away, Layer Cake, Saved!, Fight Club.
TelevisionNo Reservations with Anthony Bourdain! The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Futurama
BooksAnthony Bourdain's 'Kitchen Confidential'. Love that saucy man.
HeroesPeople who accomplish great things without extincting a species.

     Giraffe McLongneck's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Maple Ridge
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Exhausting
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
I've learned to handle verbal abuse well and climb a lot of stairs.
Who I'd like to meet:
Vince Vaughn in a dark alley.

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Giraffe McLongneck has 15 friends.
 emily, singing with barbra 


 John 


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 Gold Leader 


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 Buck 65 





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JefferyBros

JefferyBros



May 31 2007 2:02 AM

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Giraffe McLongneck
Thanks For The Add!
Rock N Roll Is In Your Soul So Turn It Up Louder!!!!

The Jeffery Brothers
emily, singing with barbra

emily, singing with barbra



Jun 14 2006 8:26 PM

Less talented my ass. J, you and I are like the only two pieces of an incredibly easy puzzle. Our respective strengths and weaknesses intermesh beautifully, whatever they are.
That being said, are you going to the Keanu-tacular movie premiere this evening? Because I think I'll be there, and I want the other movie-goers to experience the cackling in stereo.
Gold Leader

Gold Leader



Jun 9 2006 3:26 AM

guest host?
emily, singing with barbra

emily, singing with barbra



May 12 2006 8:43 PM

Hey, if she's at my house, it's only because you're too controlling! Also distant. So, so very distant. If she ends up throwing dice in an alley with a bunch of guys in greasy undershirts, don't blame it on ME.
John

John



Feb 25 2006 6:28 PM

You crazy bitch!?! Where the hell are you?? You haven't been home in five days!! You better not be down at the casino again.

What am I supposed to tell the kids when they ask where mommy is? Sleepover at Emily's house? Visiting Oma?

YOUR HUSBAND
emily, singing with barbra

emily, singing with barbra



Jan 2 2006 7:34 PM

I can't recommend her highly enough. She's very punctual, and her handwriting is excellent. Always well groomed. Interesting footwear. Completely inappropriate sense of humour.
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