KaTAstrophiC
Kat Orton
Kat Orton Scotty you c*nt! Beam up my clothes!

Female
24 years old
Kidderminster
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/22/2009
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    KaTAstrophiC's Interests
GeneralI'm Lovin'...Shoes, feminism ,clothes, bags, coffee, beer, politics, wine, blogging, honesty, chinese chicken baguettes, rancid, loud punk music, my guitar, pro-choice, tap dancing, going shopping, ice skating, my computer, my pets, a good shag, watching baseball, my family, going on holiday, alligators, going to the zoo, decorating, somking lots of fags, drinking lots of jack, big mohawks, big motorbikes, nice manners, fancy food, weekends, my bed, animal rights, going to gigs, my car, sushi, underwear, making jewellry, knitting scarves, air con, pro plus, and did I mention - WEEKENDS! I'm Hatin'................... blisters, liars, animal cruelty, smelly feet, crap sex, Soduku, mcdonalds, spiders, ants, bugs (any kind), call centres in forgien countries, decaff coffee, my bank, bad movies, polititions, people who disagree with me.
MusicPunk, Ska, Reggae, etc etc =0) My favorate bands are Rancid, Counting Crows, Sublime and Rise Against, Marcys Playground, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, Fun Luvin Criminals, Madness, The Specials.
MoviesI love cheesy horror flicks! POWER TO TROMA! Also - Cecil B Demented, Saving Grace, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, In The Mouth Of Madness, Dogma, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Ichi The Killer, Girl Interrupted, Shooting Fish, Sin City, Battle Royale, Crank, Oldboy, The Happiness Of The Katakuris, Dead Or Alive 2. I love Takashi Miike films, He kicks ass.
TelevisionEastenders, Desperate Housewives, Friends, Shameless, Usual crap really =0) What can I say - I like tacky TV. Also love T4 on a sunday morning - Hollyoakes omnibus.
BooksValley Of The Dolls, Gone With The Wind, Briefing For A Decent Into Hell, Wasp Factory, Canal Dreams, Jurrassic Park, 1984, Diceman, The World According To Clarkson, Unexpected Tales, Jude The Obscure, Northanger Abby, Edgar Allan Poes Short Stories (My Favorate is the Tomb Of Ligia)
HeroesPlain Simple - Wolverine.
Groups: Pro-ChoiceNeo-Paganism and WiccaBloggers, Unite!Bloggers & BlogphilesJUSTICE LEAGUE OF SUPER BLOGGERSMadame Dolly's InteLECKtual SalonBlogPickfeminists we're calling you...

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     KaTAstrophiC's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kidderminster
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:General Piss Artist.
Income:Less than $30,000

   KaTAstrophiC's Schools
Worcester College of Technology
Worcester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Major: Drinking
Minor: Time Wasting
Clubs: AA
Greek:   Kappa Kappa Gamma

2001 to 2003
Hartlebury School
Hartlebury, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Greek:   Delta Beta Gamma

1991 to 2001

   KaTAstrophiC's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Columnist

Dance - Performance - Tap Dance
Woo! I wanna tap!!!
Publishing - Writer - Critic
As I am very critical - Naughty!

   KaTAstrophiC's Companies
Kidderminster Footwear
Kidderminster, UK

Sales

Jan 04 to Still there
The Cock and Magpie
Bewdley, UK
Bar Staff

July 05 - July 06



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Name:Kat
Birthday:07/11/85
Height:5'6
Build:Average
Hair colour & Style:Dirty Blond as my friend James once called it =0)
Eye colour:Blue
Best asset:Personality! =0) Lol
Dream Career:Journalist
Occupation:Shoes
Ever been drunk?Many a time
Ever taken drugs?once or twice
Do you smoke?Yes
Do you get along with your parents and siblings?No
Ever broken the law?Yes
Ever been arrested?No
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?Yes
How many people have you kissed?Havent got a clue
Virgin?No
Ever been in love?Yes - Am now
Ever truly hated someone?Yes
Do you have any big regrets?A few but you live and learn and get over it
Have you ever been beaten up?No- come close though - try to keep outta trouble these days
Ever beaten anyone up?No
Are you a mosher?I suppose
Best gig you've ever been too:Rancid
Favourite food:Chinese Chicken Bagguette with Lettuice n onion from Charlie G's
Will you ever have children?Hell No
Piercings?None
Tattoos?None

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Catwoman
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Iron Man
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Superman
35%
Batman
25%
You are a wanderer with
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Ukraine.

How You Died: Consumption.
kat will go to jail for ...

Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas


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You Are 84% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Johnny Knoxville and Paul Kaye. Both as fine as eachother. Yum.....=0)Don't believe me - see for yourself...

   KaTAstrophiC's Friend Space (Top 35)
KaTAstrophiC has 83 friends.
 Kev 


 Kev's Memorial page 


 Happy Mute is streeter than you! x 


 Tinkertam 


 WEAK13 


 Katie Doolan 


 Dean a.k.a The Hippy 


 james 


 Suck on this 


 Castrato 


 Gee 


 John 

Online Now!
 roge 


 Adam 


 Andy 


 Abbi 


 Dr Zuess 


 Muwio 


 The Diary of Miss X 


 Congratulations you’re a twat. 


 Whos Nicked Me Guitar 


 DJ Hardsider 


 NiC 


 Deadly to the touch 


 djeden 


 Mezz 


 Renosonce 


 Takashi Miike 


 RANCID 


 DEADWEIGHT 2000 - 2008 


 Katie Doolan Photography 


 Stay Free Tattoos 


 HELLCAT RECORDS 


 Daniel John 


 Rise Against 





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Kev's Memorial page

kev sniper



Nov 21 2009 8:18 AM




after what seems like a long time I have good news The plaque will be placed on KEVS BENCH up at Victoria hickman's house


on sunday 6th of december @ 3pm 


pls let other people know , Pls feel free to come along, and feel free to contact kevs dad john or Victoria

Q2 Jam Bar

Q Bar Jam



Apr 9 2009 5:56 PM

April

HELLO FROM Q2 JAM BAR……….WE HAVE LIVE MUSIC EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY NIGHT . WEDNESDAY BEING OPEN MIC NIGHT ALL ARE WELCOME.
THIS FRIDAY WE HAVE #Sons Of Beaches# Sons of Beaches are an original rock outfit from Kidderminster
www.myspace.com/sonsofbeaches
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE Q2 JAM BAR GREEN ST KIDDERMINSTER DY10 1AL TEL NO:01562823428 WWW.MYSPACE.COM/Q2JAMBAR

WEDNESDAY
Every wedneday we hold an . Open Mic session. All you need to do is turn up at the venue @ 8.00pm to reserve your slot with Dan.
We will also use this session as a showcase for anyone who wants to be considered for a gig on a friday , so come down and show use you wares! Free drink for all performers :-)

LINE UP FOR APRIL’S BANDS

FRI 10th Sons Of Beaches
Sons of Beaches are an original rock outfit from Kidderminster www.myspace.com/sonsofbeaches

FRI 17th GOITY
GOLTY IS AN ESTABLISHED SOLO ARTIST FROM THE SEYCHELLES, BRINGING HIS FRESH SEYCHELLES ROOTS REGGAE TO THE UK…. ..
www.myspace.com/goltyfarabeau

FRI24th FIRST DEGREE BURNS
First Degree Burns (FDB) are an eight piece band whose influences stem from the concrete roots of Bristol, via France, Jamaica and much in between.
Channelling a plethora of musical styles and influences, be it Dub, Skank driven Ska, Roots Reggae, Two Tone, Rock, Metal through the all inclusive umbrella of Hip Hop, they’ve created a fusion which they proclaim as “Skip Hopp”
Nick J.Townsend

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Mar 27 2009 5:12 PM

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Q2 Jam Bar

Q Bar Jam



Mar 27 2009 1:00 PM

April

HELLO FROM Q2 JAM Bar.WE HAVE LIVE MUSIC EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY NIGHT . WEDNESDAY BEING OPEN MIC NIGHT ALL ARE WELCOME. THIS FRIDAY WE HAVE -Kid Gloves- Four Lads from Kidderminster (K-Town), with a common interest in playing,making,and hearing music. Its all about the music...and the beer..and the ladies!!!
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE Q2 JAM BAR GREEN ST KIDDERMINSTER DY10 1AL TEL NO:01562823428 WWW.MYSPACE.COM/Q2JAMBAR
WEDNESDAY
Every wedneday we hold an . Open Mic session. All you need to do is turn up at the venue @ 8.00pm to reserve your slot with Dan.
We will also use this session as a showcase for anyone who wants to be considered for a gig on a friday , so come down and show use you wares! Free drink for all performers
LINE UP FOR APRIL’S BANDS
FRI 3rd OAK VS KIK
OAK, an English industrial-metal outfit, based in the West Midlands town of Kidderminster were first formed by Nicholas Hall and Alexander Hudson in 2001 as a dark metal band.

www.myspace.com/oakweb
FRI 10th Sons Of Beaches
Sons of Beaches are an original rock outfit from Kidderminster www.myspace.com/sonsofbeaches
FRI 17th GOITY
GOLTY IS AN ESTABLISHED SOLO ARTIST FROM THE SEYCHELLES, BRINGING HIS FRESH SEYCHELLES ROOTS REGGAE TO THE UK…. ..
www.myspace.com/goltyfarabeau
FRI24th FIRST DEGREE BURNS
First Degree Burns (FDB) are an eight piece band whose influences stem from the concrete roots of Bristol, via France, Jamaica and much in between.
influences, be it Dub, Skank driven Ska, Roots Reggae, Two Tone, Rock, Metal through the all inclusive umbrella of Hip Hop, they’ve created a fusion which they proclaim as “Skip Hopp”
www.myspace.com/firstdegreeburnsuk


Zilly©®™

Zilly©®™



Nov 20 2008 7:16 AM

Zilly©®™

Zilly©®™



Nov 8 2008 2:15 AM

Hello, my dove! I wish a most auspicious natal anniversary to you, with, of course, many happy returns.
The Rocketman

The Rocketman



Nov 7 2008 11:40 PM

Happiness and birthdays and things of that sort to you!
Paul "Wild Turkey" Udouj

Paul Udouj



Nov 7 2008 5:06 PM

Happy b-day honey!
♥ Steph ♥

Stephanie Karr



Nov 7 2008 3:33 PM

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Katie (Private Page)

Katie Doolan



Nov 7 2008 3:23 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! :-D xx
Surendra

Surendra Tapuriah



Nov 6 2008 12:00 PM

You've been away for a long time. I hope everything is OK.

Zilly©®™

Zilly©®™



Oct 8 2008 8:38 AM

Nick J.Townsend

Nick J Townsend



Sep 6 2008 6:22 PM

Wishing you loads of love, how are you Kat? I'm on the tele again next Thursday night. September 11th on SKY Channel 186 fot the show called 'THE PIT'.
I'm well happy about it, I'm being interviewed and we play a gig too! How's things babe?
Surendra

Surendra Tapuriah



Aug 30 2008 8:21 AM

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Katie Doolan

Katie Doolan



Jul 15 2008 7:27 PM

Hey yooooooou!!! Long time no see/speak!!
How's things??? xx
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Jun 4 2008 5:11 PM

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Apr 29 2008 3:06 PM


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Apr 28 2008 9:46 AM

Just saying Hi...Hope you're well my friend...
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Apr 26 2008 12:25 AM

hey kat, how u doin? xx
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