Cain Lopez
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The OFFICIAL Cain Lopez myspace page!! There's a HurriCain comin'
Male
30 years old
Burbank, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 6/27/2009
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Cain Lopez's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Fastest rising star working clubs today/
travels clubs and...FUCK this I'm gonna do it my way/
Every comic's bio is the same old song/
To be like them just seems so wrong/
after noticing this I made a mental note/
To post the most honest bio ever wrote/
Since I've already gotten my cheers and boo's/
I don't care anymore I got nothin' to lose/
SHIT, I CAME from nothin' that's how the story goes/
I had to be funny way before I did shows/
living in a trailer's no fun when you are eight/
racism and poverty can make you contimplate hate/
'Till one day I saw him, they named him as King/
I laughed as if posessed while he did his thing/
Who is this man? Where's he from? Where's he been?/
How did he do it? And can I see it again?/
The laughs I howled were good, and I appreciate it/
But what I wanted more was to be the one to create it/
Yeah I found my life's calling, got my plan laid out/
to be funny and famous, not to mention paid out/
My parents wanted me to go to college and get a good job/
Sorry, mom there's another door, I got my hand on the knob/
So I sabotaged my Honor Roll status at my high School/
And couldn't give a fuck about those who were cool/
I remember that day in my young teen age/
Had the SET OF THE NIGHT my first time on stage/
I thought I had it made, but little did I know/
How rough it would be to travel this road/
Ten years later, here I stand to no end/
I'll make a long story short just for you, my friend/
I've hit every stage, whether near or far/
I've spent many cold nights sleeping in my car/
I was jumped in berkeley, and booed in Atlanta/
Had a gun pulled on me in Indiana/
While living out my plan, I got arrested in Japan/
After a show, 2000 strong and they thought I was the man/
car crashes, lonliness, DUI's and cancer/
I still march forward lookin' 'round for answers/
Had my jokes stolen more times than I can remember/
Oh, well. I create night and day,from Jan. to December/
I've been blowing out my heroes since I've been a host/
Made the choice, found my voice and I'm better than most/
But I want to claim the top spot, where the throne is at/
They say Richard was King so I can't do that/
Ha! They think there's no way to win the race/
If I can't be King, I will have to be the ACE | | Influences | Jesus, Niccolo Machiavelli, Mark Twain, Charlie Chaplin, Jack Johnson (THE boxer), FDR, JFK, MLK (You know you're the shit when your initials are famous too), Jimi Hendrix, Muhammad Ali, Freddie Mercury, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Old School WWF (I actually spent a week in a house with Rowdy Roddy Piper. It was awesome), Dawn, and Last but not least, My Family. | | TV Shows | Steven Spielberg's "On The Lot" on FOX (This Spring), "Inside Joke", HBO Latino, "Loco Comedy Jam", "Que Locos", "Latino Laugh Festival-the TV show", MTV, LATV | | Films | Sausalito, Got Papers, Latinos Locos, Latin Comedy Fiesta, Stand-up the Documentary (2007), Sweet Tooth (2007) and currently filming "The Last Score" due out in 2008
 | | Albums | HurriCain/SugarCain (YES!! I am the ONLY comedian with an alter-ego) |
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Cain Lopez's Interests
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| General | Does anybody read this far? If my pic and "about me" section haven't hooked you, then finding out I listen to Kanye West and watch "Family Guy" won't really matter. Let's just say I like cool shit. You won't belieeeeeve how cool my shit is-CLING CLING....that's like "bling bling" but waaaaaayyy cooler.
| | Music | Cost too much. Get the downloads. | | Movies | Cost too much. Get the bootleg | | Television | Clouds your mind! | | Books | Like I would really let you in and unlock the secrets of this crazy mind. | | Heroes | Charlie Chaplin, Machiavelli, Einstein, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks, Johnny Carson, Mark Twain, Vito Corleone, Micheal Corleone, Tony Montana, Rocky Balboa, and Cain Lopez |
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Kirkland Laugh's !, Comedy Connection, ACTORS ACTRESSES DIRECTORS FILMMAKERS TALENT NETWORK FILM & TV, Joe Clopton, LA Comedians, People who LOVE Comedy, PLATINUM PLUS, NYC Underground Comedy Fest
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Cain Lopez's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Krypton | | Body type: | 6' 2" | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | Comedian/Actor | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Cain Lopez's Companies
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HurriCain Comedy
North Hollywood, CA US
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About me:
I am a stand up comedian living in north hollywood, ca, and i am 26 years old. OH, and yes, Cain is my real name. it's cool now, but i used to get made fun of for it when i was a kid. hurriCAIN, coCAINe, novaCAINe, sugar CAIN, walking CAIN, candy CAIN, raising CAIN. this is why i am a comic. i got made fun of a lot. i was the fat kid, the mexican kid, and the smart nerdy kid. the fat kids called me a "nerdy mexican". the nerdy kids called me a "fat mexican". the mexican kids called me a "fat nerd". and on top of that i was poor, and my family lived in a trailer park. the ghetto with wheels on it. my mom would pick me up from school in my own house. she did that 'till the cops put a boot on the trailer for unpaid tickets.
in 2002 i survived a major car accident. i was hit by a drunk driver who ran a red light. the result was a shattered jaw and a broken femur, the biggest bone in the body. the next week i was dropped by my management company because of my injuries. a year later in 2003 i was diagnosed with cancer in my jaw. after 14 hours of surgery, 2 weeks in intensive care, and six weeks of radiation treatments i survived that too. i did it by laughing my ass off. if you can laugh in the face of gloom, then and only then, can you truly survive it.
And now...THE HURRICAIN IS BACK, BITCHES!!! That's right! And more hillarious than ever. don't believe me? check me out in the new hit DVD "Latinos Locos" where i do my thing alongside Carlos Oscar, Luke Torres and Mad TV's Jill Michelle Melean. You can, also, see me on the new TV show "Inside Joke" which was nominated for a Latin Image Award. I've also been seen on "Loco Comedy Jam", the Latino Laugh Festival, and I will soon appear on Comedy Express. To check me out live, send me a message or stay tuned!!!
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Who I'd like to meet:
YOU!!!! Yeah. You, sitting there reading this. You took the time to read this, you might as well add me. If you don't then all this reading is a waste of time and you should go now If you DO want to add me...GET TO ADDIN' you shouldn't be reading this far either.
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