Muffin
"Like a brawny Molly Ringwald."

Female
24 years old
Albuquerque, New Mexico
United States



Last Login: 9/7/2008
Mood: blissful Mood Image
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    Muffin's Interests
GeneralPhilosophy/Politics: Agnosticism, Libertarianism, Existentialism, Humanism, Ismism (heh), Capitalism, American Public High Schools, Epicureanism, Liberty. Rhetoric. Science/Technology: Artificial Intelligence, Transhumanism, Life-Extension, Meme Science, Linguistics, Cognitive Science, Metawhateva. Humanities: French, Spanish, Japanese, Italian, Portuguese, Latin, Greek. Books of all persuasions. Hobbies: Knitting, Fiber Therapy, Knitting Pr0n, Yarn, Derby, Quad Skates, Flat-track, Duke City Derby, Sex. Epicurean: Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, Cigarettes (Camel Infused), Corsets, Cheap Clothes, Expensive Shoes, Established Trees, Fluffy Little Alpacas, Hardwood Floors, Long Skirts, Porches, High Heels, Clinique Almost Lipstick, Showers in the Dark, Sleeping ALL Day, Mail, Good Company. Artichokes, Friends and a Commune out of the way. The sounds of the city. Random/Memes: Burninating, Egregiousness, Feloniousness, Fhqwqhgads, Freaking out, Je ne sais qua, Lightswitch Raves, Pants Area Network, The Thom Dance, The Funk Phenomenon, The Crazy, Spaz Dancing, Running Amok, Rocking the Casbah, Kahimi Kare Dance Parties. Music (Genres): Electronica, Hexagon Sun, Indie Rock, Alt Country, (Some) Industrial, Intelligent Dance Music, Rock and/or Roll. Piles of whatever sounds right. Regional: The Southwest, New Mexico, Texas, Sandia Peak, White Sands, The Very Large Array, Mora, Austin, Heaven is Lubbock in the Rear View Mirror, The West Mesa, The Bosque, The Malpais.
MusicA hawk and a hacksaw, abigail washburn, adult, akron family, all girl summer fun band, amalia rodriguez, andrew bird, aimee mann, animal collective, annie, apples in stereo, appleseed cast, arizona amp and alternator, art of noise, asobi seksu, astor piazzolla, aurora, autolux, the animals, air, american analog set, atmosphere, amon tobin, audioslave, aphex twin, april march, aesop rock, azure ray, autechre, bad plus, band of horses, beastie boys, bebel gilberto, beirut, belly, ben kweller, benoit piolard, bethany curve, brian jonestown massacre, brightback morning light, beck, blue oyster cult, be good tanyas, belle and sebastian, ben folds five, bjork, better than ezra, billie holliday, billy idol, blonde redhead, black box recorder, blur, boards of canada, bloodhound gang, bruce springsteen, broadcast, brittany spears, broken social scene, bjork, blackalicious, charlie feathers, calexico, camera obscura, canasta, carl orff, carnival in coal, charalambides, charles mingus, chico science, chris isaak, cat power, cibo matto, coco rosie, cynic, concrete blonde, cranes, can, cat stevens, creedence clearwater revival, cardigans, crystal method, clap your hands say yeah, coldplay, cowboy junkies, danger mouse, deerhoof, deltron 3030, devics, devotchka, dionysos, do make say think, don caballero, dj doom, doves, dandy warhols, danny elfman, david bowie, decembrists, devendra banhart, dead kennedys, dead milkmen, depeche mode, dick dale, dirty three, elton john, ella fitzgerald, elliot smith, etta james, echo and the bunnymen, elastica, electronica, elysian fields, erik satie, elliot sharp, emilie simon, emily haines, ephel duath, fiona apple, felix mendelssohn, fountains of wayne, fushnikins, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, fischerspooner, francoise hardy, frou-frou, feist, fredricks goldman and jones, grandaddy, gescom, gorillaz, goldfrapp, guster, gillian welch, godspeed you! black emperor, gypsy kings, gang of four, go sailor, gogol bordello, grand salvo, guillemots, hexagon sun, hooverphonic, horse feathers, isis, imogen heap, iron & wine, jimmy eat world, john coltrane, johnny cash, jaques brel, j. ralph, j. s. bach, jane's addiction, jesus and mary chain, joy division, jurrasic five, jandek, jets to brazil, jolie holland, kahimi karie, kaiser chiefs, kanye west, kinky, the kinks, kings of leon, king missle, kmfdm, king crimson, ladytron, leonard cohen, les sans culottes, low, lou reed, le chevre, les savy fav, les wampas, lily allen, live, louise attaque, luke haines, m83, m. doughty, massive attack, mogwai, magnetic fields, mazzy star, mc chris, modest mouse, mono, mos def, mute records, morris day, my bloody valentine, manu chau, maria taylor, maudlin of the well, mclusky, merzbow, mew, midlake, mirah, morphine, mountain goats, mt eerie, mum, nelly furtado, neutral milk hotel, nirvana, nada surf, nick cave, nick drake, neko case, neurosis, norfolk and western, old 97's, oktober people, of montreal, old time relijun, orenda fink, os mutantes, outkast, pixies, plaid, portishead, prefuse 73, postal service, patsy cline, pelican, peter murphy, prayers and tears of arthur digby sellers, radiohead, rilo kiley, rolling stones, raconteurs, renaud, roxy music, sigur ros, sufjan stevens, soul coughing, spoon, soundgarden, stan ridgeway, simon and garfunkel, spacehog, squarepusher, steven malkmus, squirrel nut zippers, stereolab, snow patrol, the scorpions, stix, supergrass, seu jorge, siouxsie and the banshees, sleater-kinney, slowdive, softies, sparklehorse, stillgazer, sunset rubdown, tapes n’ tapes, the battles, the books, the boy least likely to, the breeders, the cardigans, the ex, the fabulous troubadors, the fiery furnaces, the hold steady, the kills, the kinks, the long winters, the notwist, the olivia tremor control, the postal service, the sisters of mercy, the unicorns, the islands, the walkmen, the beatles, tom petty, toto, the flaming lips, the faint, the go! team, the strokes, the white stripes, the cure, the magnetic fields, the microphones, the pixies, the arcade fire, toadies, the shins, they might be giants, tom waits, tori amos, thom yorke, tiger trap, tv on the radio, unkle, violent femmes, vetiver, vanessa paradis, voxtrot, weezer, westside gay grandpas, wilco, woven hand, yeah yeah yeahs, yo la tengo, zero 7
Moviesbrazil, studio ghibli, tim burton, clint eastwood, donnie darko, amelie, american beauty, audition, boondock saints, office space, dark city, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, ghost world, heathers, mean girls, pi, shaun of the dead... muriel's wedding... I think that my favorite movie of all time is probably The Graduate. I also really, really liked A.I. and you can all suck it. Wow, this is meager. Do I like movies?
TelevisionBabylon 5, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Family Guy, The Daily Show, The Chapelle Show, Six Feet Under, The Global Frequency, Mystery!, Lost, Entourage, Scrubs, House, My So-Called Life, Due South, Northern Exposure, Battlestar Gallactica...
BooksI really shouldn't even put anything here until I have a bit more time to devote to it. But for now, some of my favorites are: J.D. Salinger - The Nine Stories, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey
Albert Camus - The Plague, The Rebel, The Myth of Sisyphus, A Happy Death
Giovanni Boccacio - The Decameron
Le Marquis de Sade - La Nouvelle Justine
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - The Gulag Archipelago
Fyodor Dostoevsky - The Brothers Karamazov
Kobo Abe - Kangaroo Notebook, The Woman in the Dunes, The Box Man
Carl Sagan - Contact, The Demon-Haunted World, Broca's Brain
Charles Baudelaire - Le Spleen de Paris, Les Fleurs du Mal
Barth - The Floating Opera, The End of the Road
Celine - Journey to the End of the Night
Aldous Huxley - Eyeless in Gaza
Robert Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Walter Miller Jr. - A Canticle for Liebowitz
Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita, Invitation to a Beheading
Charlotte Bronte - Jane Eyre (Fuck all y'all)
Alain de Botton - Consolations of Philosophy
Euripides - Alcestis
Tom Robbins - Still Life with Woodpecker
Ecclasiastes
The Epic of Gilgamesh
D'Aurvilly - Les Diaboliques
Joseph Heller - Catch 22
Heroes
Albert Camus, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Coco Chanel, my grandparents.
Groups: Libertarian GroupAlbuquerque Cool Nerds ©Original NinjasCamp HoBagThe Narcissistic Assholes Clubthe AMERICAN VOLLEYHOCCER ASSOCIATIONDuke City DerbyBrat Benatar Fan Club - Colorado Springs Chapter

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     Muffin's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wolfforth, TX
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Social Worker
Income:Less than $30,000

   Muffin's Schools
University Of New Mexico-Main Campus
Albuquerque,New Mexico
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Foreign Languages and Literatures
 

2003 to 2005
Frenship H S
Wolfforth,Texas
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2000

   Muffin's Companies
Duke City Derby, LLC
Albuquerque, New Mexico US
Skater, Owner, Newbie Liason

October 2005-Present
Women's Flat Track Derby Association
US
Training Subcommittee Chair, West Rookie Wrangler

2005-Present



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   Muffin's Blurbs
About me:
Hi there! Please use the white tab to your right to scroll up and down in this box! Derby, baby! - I'm a rollerderbyette with the Duke City Derby. We're an all-girl flat track roller derby league. We skate on quads, not rollerblades, practice dilligently and bruise frequently. You can visit the site above for more information on the sport, or stay tuned here as I add more information about our upcoming bouts. I currently skate for two teams: * My home team, the Derby Intelligence Agency. * The all-star travel team, the Munecas Muertas. BOUT SCHEDULE: 10/20/07: CHAMPIONSHIP - DIA V. DOOMSDAMES (HOME) 11/10/07: MUNECAS MUERTAS V. MNRG ROCKITS (AWAY) 12/1/07: MUNECAS MUERTAS V. TEXECUTIONERS (AWAY) 4/25/08: MUNECAS MUERTAS V. MILE HIGH CLUB (AWAY) I'm the Newbie Coordinator for Duke City Derby, a league representative in the WFTDA (the national governing body for flat track derby), the WFTDA western division rookie-league wrangler and the WFTDA Training Subcommittee chair. What all of this means is that I spend like 90% of my time skating, reading about skating, thinking about skating, talking about skating, teaching other people how to skate or helping to organize other skaters. Obsessed? Nah, I'm no Dahmernatrix! Polyglot-Faker - I think I've forgotten almost all of what I used to know. But I've studied a bit of a lot of different languages, and some linguistics. Extrovert, Single - self explanatory. Crafty - In Eyeless in Gaza, Aldous Huxley comments on some ladies knitting by saying, "As if you could kill time without injuring eternity." I knit, draw, sew and quilt. Context - I was raised in the sea of desolation that is west Texas. I now live in Albuquerque, New Mexico - a place I consider something very close to paradise. Politics - I consider myself classically Liberal (fiscally conservative, socially liberal, the "do as you will" philosophy.) I most closely identify with the Libertarian party. Aspirations - You can find a pretty good list of what I hope to do with my life, the trivial and vital, at my 43 Things. --.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-- "Albert Camus wrote that the only real question is wether or not to kill yourself. Tom Robbins wrote that the only real question is wether time has a beginning and an end. Camus obviously got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins apparently forgot to set the alarm. The only real question is this: Who knows how to make love stay? Answer me that and I will tell you wether or not to kill yourself. Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and end of time. Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon." -Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker
Who I'd like to meet:
*Anyone Derby *Anyone Circus *Like-minded antagonists *Brutal people Notes: I'm not interested in casual dating. I will not add you unless you message me first, and unless we have something in common. Location, Interests, Ideas. That sort of thing. I would appreciate it if due concern was given to utilizing something approximating standard written English when contacting me. If I can't understand what you are writing, I am unlikely to reply. With all of that ick out of the way, I look forward to meeting you!

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West Texas Roller Dollz





Sep 1 2008 7:24 PM

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Dr. Spankenstein





Aug 30 2008 1:03 PM

Hey - how's it going!?
I heard your bout at RollerCon was pretty exciting. Unfortunately i didn't make it in time.
The Bottos Carousel





Aug 29 2008 9:42 PM

This is the greatest hero America can produce? WTF????
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The Bottos Carousel





Aug 29 2008 9:35 PM

9-11? Meh. Get over it already.
∃ W∃∃Zy





Aug 27 2008 4:55 AM

Hey Coach Muffin it is always good to see ya & I can't wait to see ya again:)
Here's the pix I promised of you leg wrastlin with Lethal.
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Remember I want a TEAM AWESOME T-Shirt:)
Lethal Whoopin





Aug 26 2008 3:13 AM

thank u so much!! west tx loves & appreciates u!
Lethal Whoopin





Aug 26 2008 3:13 AM

thank u so much!! west tx loves & appreciates u!
West Texas Roller Dollz





Aug 25 2008 9:57 PM

Muffin The Dollz Thank you....where would we be without your support!!!
D Melin





Aug 22 2008 5:45 AM

So. I'm 95 % sure I'll ride with you and Dahmer to Houston. I just need to know what day you plan on leaving/returning....
See you Sunday Sunday Sunday
Jacqui





Aug 20 2008 10:43 PM

Just wanted to say thanks again Muffin!!!
Carson B.





Aug 16 2008 2:03 AM

i don't know if that is better or even more gay, but thank you.
Axle Adams





Aug 15 2008 10:53 PM

Muffin, you were a rockstar long before my camera found you. See ya in October.
MARCOS





Aug 15 2008 6:14 PM

good seein you too. u left to early and missed the proceeding drunkenessss that followed.
Carson B.





Aug 15 2008 12:45 AM

your top eight is kinda gay...
Axle Adams





Aug 11 2008 7:53 AM

I always knew you could fly.
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Just make sure to watch where you're flying.
20080802.Rollercon_0973
D Melin





Aug 8 2008 10:10 PM

I have your pants.
KINA WAHINE #10 *OCRG*





Aug 6 2008 5:55 AM

Hey Muffin I was just thinkin about you and wanted to say Hey!! Hope u had fun in RC! when and where is Team Awsome playin again? Hope to see ya sometime soon.
Peace Kina
Bonnie D.Stroir





Aug 6 2008 2:45 AM

awwwww....
Fighty





Aug 6 2008 12:29 AM

How was rollercon, hotstuff?
∃ W∃∃Zy





Aug 6 2008 12:09 AM

Good job destroying Salt City. Now I can't wait for y'all to knock down Pikes Peak!!!!
Anyway hope to see ya in Lubbock in a couple of weeks.
Now heres a video of something completely stupid:)

Chinese Guy Sets Nuts Ablaze - Watch more free videos
jessy





Jul 30 2008 5:18 PM

fabulous seeing you last night!! i was drunk drunk drunk as a skunk....hehehe....
D Melin





Jul 29 2008 11:37 PM

MUFFIN!!
Are you coming to Roller-con?
West Texas Roller Dollz





Jul 25 2008 9:31 PM

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Moose Ondaluce





Jul 24 2008 2:52 AM

Check out this video: (1)KCRW All Stars vs. (4) TXRG Texecutioners

Michela





Jul 23 2008 7:04 PM

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Axle Adams





Jul 21 2008 8:06 AM

Successfully fought the urge for us to send late Sunday night texts, but Razorslut wanted to say hi. She came up with the San Diego Derby Dolls to play the Wenches.
Alden





Jul 19 2008 4:54 PM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=47rV_IXgfBE
B-TRAIN!





Jul 12 2008 5:17 PM

Thank you City of Irvine for canceling our bout 24 hours in advance!

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Jamie





Jul 11 2008 3:51 AM

No, you're much cooler than any of us, believe me. Looking forward to the next match.
:)
Axle Adams





Jul 4 2008 12:18 AM

Lame you didn't get to play much.

You headed to Vegas at the end of the month? After much pestering from Fortune and not wanting to miss Boss Hogg getting married, I'll be headed down for 5 nights of derby photo takin silliness.
Maybe I'll catch you in a Team Awesome jersey there? :)
Anita Riot