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Cake Boy
"<b>****IN STORES NOW!!! GO GET IT KIDS!!!****</b>"

Female
108 years old
LOS ANGELES,
United States



Last Login: 2/24/2006
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Selwyn Hillis (Warren Fitzgerald), a beat down erotic cake baker with grandiose culinary ambitions and an abusive girlfriend (Pam Gidley – Cherry 2000) is forced to leave town in a hurry, so he grabs a quick job as a roadie for punk rock superstars No Use For A Name. On the road with the band, Selwyn learns a whole new meaning of the word abuse and eventually gets unceremoniously dumped in the middle of nowhere. Encouraged by his hot new handicapped girlfriend (Sheila Platte), Selwyn goes for the baking gold in an “Iron Chef” style showdown with the Master Baker of France, Pierre Kiniche.

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Zodiac Sign:Capricorn


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Selwyn Hillis (Warren Fitzgerald), a beat down erotic cake baker with grandiose culinary ambitions and an abusive girlfriend (Pam Gidley – Cherry 2000) is forced to leave town in a hurry, so he grabs a quick job as a roadie for punk rock superstars No Use For A Name. On the road with the band, Selwyn learns a whole new meaning of the word abuse and eventually gets unceremoniously dumped in the middle of nowhere. Encouraged by his hot new handicapped girlfriend (Sheila Platte), Selwyn goes for the baking gold in an “Iron Chef” style showdown with the Master Baker of France, Pierre Kiniche.

Click HERE to get your very own copy of Cake Boy and a FREE signed poster while supplies last!!!

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NEW BAND NAME AND MYSPACE





Nov 14 2005 3:10 AM

We're going to be at the Cat Club this Saturday! Hoping you can make it out-we're on early (7:30)!
Aces Over Kings





Oct 18 2005 2:13 AM
















 

♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





Oct 5 2005 11:09 AM

Joe should put up a French picture of him on the picture index so I can go look at it and laugh when my day is overwhelming.
Hozay™





Sep 7 2005 5:55 AM

I shit myself when i saw the movie!


...it's a good thing
♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





Aug 31 2005 9:29 AM

I got my best friend addicted to Cakeboy. Now she, like me, needs it to LIVE!!!!!!
INSIDE JOKE





Jul 23 2005 5:58 PM

i laughed, i cried.......best movie ever,
if joe doesnt get a oscar for best director then all of my life has been a lie
♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





Jul 8 2005 3:13 PM

There is little else funnier than Joe's French face. I laugh at it everytime I think about it. *cracks up* *wipes tear*
Yeah, I'm easily amused.
Austin





Jul 7 2005 9:37 PM

Those G4 TV guys aren't too good at the internet yet, check out the URL they think you have:
xALLENx





Jul 1 2005 11:18 AM

hey just got the movie at warped yesterday. but i havent watched it yet. i will soon though
Hannah Power!





Jun 29 2005 11:30 AM

wooyay! =D you rock my socks!
Lexxi Paul(friends only)





Jun 27 2005 3:27 PM

joe you are forever always classic.
♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





Jun 24 2005 12:39 PM

I finally got my movie in the mail and watched it last night and I LOVED it!! It's so great! Joe, you did a wonderful job at directing it and pretty much making it all yourself! Warren's acting kicked bootay, and the script was hella funny! 4 thumbs up!
Reservoir Chump





Jun 14 2005 6:32 AM

they had a free movie poster they were giving away at bionic....
YOINK!
now its mine!
MISS FOXXX





Jun 8 2005 7:51 PM

CHECK OUT MY INTERVIEW WITH JOE ESCALANTE IN THIS MONTHS ISSUE OF YOUR MUSIC MAGAZINE!!!
-MISS FOXXX LOVES CAKE BOY
Todd Markel Rock Photography





May 30 2005 3:36 PM

I'm hoping that No Use for a Name will be playing "No Way to Live" on the Warped Tour this Summer...
made of H I R O





May 28 2005 10:49 AM

Everything ain't no way to live!!
Lord of Shaun[PC]


Is Online


May 27 2005 12:08 PM

I ate the whole thing....I mean the whole cunt cake
Gary





May 23 2005 2:20 AM

can you make me a cake in the shape of a vagina? and i dont want those fucken sprinkles on it, either.
Gnosis





May 22 2005 5:19 PM

there is always room for cake:
THE HOLICS





May 19 2005 11:31 PM

It's a cream dream
PISS ANT





May 18 2005 10:03 PM

I love me my cake!
Christopher





May 17 2005 10:11 AM

Warren Fitzgerald should win an Oscar for this movie.
♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





May 17 2005 10:11 AM

The guy who directed this movie is bad ass.
Jeff





May 17 2005 10:11 AM

i have seen cakeboy, and it has given me reason to live.
I DONT USE THIS STOP ADDING ME OR MESSAGING ME





May 16 2005 3:11 PM

cake boy= the hit of the summer
irene





May 16 2005 3:11 PM

i like cake and boys
♥.T.l.a.h.u.i.l.t.z.i.n.♥





May 11 2005 3:42 PM

I hav been waiting 3 + years for this movie. You know all that's happened in 3 years? A lot. Anyway, I'm SOOOOOOOOO thrilled about it's release! ♥!
Mikey Moogent





May 11 2005 9:20 AM

What ever happened to calling the movie swinger Nuts or something like that? Was the name taken? Don't get me wrong the love the new title and can't wait to buy it when it comes out!!!!
BrokenHeartSociety





May 10 2005 6:12 PM

I SPASIFCLY ASKED FOR A SHAVED COOCH CAKE!!
INSIDE JOKE





May 10 2005 6:12 PM

its about time
Bobby(Goodner)





May 10 2005 6:11 PM

No Use For A Fucking Name is the SHiznit! Thanks for the ADD guys see you on warped and ill be buyin' your CD in June MOTHa FUCKASSS!

<3 bobert
TEN TIMES A DAY





May 10 2005 6:09 PM

bandbitch





May 10 2005 6:08 PM

Nice to meet ya - thanks for the invite

~jon

The Dimebag Memorial Bracelets

Streetteam.net - Band Promotion

MerchMonster - clothing

Horror High - HorroRock Record Label
INSIDE JOKE





May 10 2005 6:08 PM

i cant stop starring at that thing, hehe
REASON FOR NOTHING





May 10 2005 6:07 PM

Good music!!!Thanks for the add!!!

Kev¡n





May 6 2005 10:41 AM

Can you crouch? CAN you crouch? Can YOU crouch? CAN YOU CROUCH??!!
Reservoir Chump





May 6 2005 8:26 AM

is it out yet? how bout now?.............now?...........................now?.......................now? fine ill check back tomorrow. :)
jameson.





May 6 2005 8:12 AM

hey cake boy, thanks for the add!

American Eyes





May 5 2005 8:11 PM

thanks for your support!

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Absent Minded





May 5 2005 7:04 PM

why did you change the name of the movie?
BrokenHeartSociety





May 5 2005 5:37 PM

ive been waiting years for this fucking movie thank god
<br>
the broken heart society
come by any time
Forfit





May 5 2005 3:14 PM

That song sounds so Awesome, Thanks for the Add!
ryan rocks your face





May 5 2005 3:00 PM

i like it alot, keep it up!
I'm the OTHER Jen





May 5 2005 2:40 PM

thank you much for the add :-)
David's On Driftwood!





May 5 2005 2:15 PM

love it
The Quintessentials





May 5 2005 2:12 PM


\m/
Thom Bone





May 5 2005 2:03 PM

Thanks for the add!

Peace.
Quik





May 5 2005 1:06 PM

hey thanks for the add!

craig
greenwood





May 5 2005 12:20 PM

It's about fucking time.....
Andrew





May 5 2005 12:08 PM

I served the entire wedding scene with a sweet spin move!
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