Television is how wars are started and finished, won or lost.
Books
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Heroes
Gene Engelhart, Johann Sebastian Bach, Peter Tägtgren, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Joseph Haydn, Niccolo Paganini, Jimi Hendrix, Dan Swanö, Richard Wagner, Karl Orff, Jon Nödtveit, Giuseppe Verdi, Yngwie Malmsteen, Peter Tchaikovsky, Bob Dylan, Joe Stump, Michael Schenker, Randy Rhoads, Dave Celentano, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Al DiMeola, and many more.
About me: Hello, my name is Caleb, I'm from Los Angeles. I spend most of my time going to shows, playing with my band, or writing music. I'm into just about every style, I've been playing my whole life and probably will for several more lives... I'm in a really heavy metal band called Ascension, we're currently recording our first record... I used to play guitar in the mighty Five Finger Death Punch, and many other bands you've probably never heard of... Keep checking back to see where I'm playing next!
Who I'd like to meet: ...Anyone who chooses to live "in the extremes" of society, outside of the mainstream. Punk rockers, Goths, Metalheads, Hardcore kids, Satanists, anyone and everyone who chooses to live outside what our society deems "acceptable." Come on in, and welcome!
...Some really cool people to hang out with, talk about art, music, and politics, people who won't judge me or stab me in the back. People who aren't afraid to be different and think for themselves.
...I'm always looking for people to collaborate with, so if you play music or write poetry or draw or something like that, hit me up and let's hang.
...I produce talented rock/metal bands, if any of you bands out there are interested in working together, let's talk! Send me your information. I am also available for session work strictly as a tracking and/or mix engineer, as well as a musician on the following instruments: guitar, bass, drums/percussion, vocals, and programming. I am available for hire for tours and gigs, doing live sound, as a tech, or as a live session player. I also teach guitar and drums as well.
Fellow axemen!
Classical Medley Live From Nightmare Sound
Hi Caleb! We are the symphonic black metal band from Israel, Dagor Dagorath. You are invited to visit our Facebook page, just click the little link below.
Well that's always awesome to hear, I'm glad things are looking up for you again. Things for me have been going pretty good, are slowly getting even better. I have a small show with other singer/songwriters on dec. 3rd, I'm working with a guy named D from Boggdown (a band around here) on some alternative stuff. He mixes beats and piano and I'm laying down vocals and guitar for a cool song we're creating. We'll post it, so then you can hear it. Thanksgiving was the best one I've had since I played guitar and sang for my family for the first time ever and that was a real good feeling. I'm still lookin to form a band which is the slowest part of what's goin on.
Happy Thanksgiving! Heres to new friends who rock harder! Be damned! And damn sure that you add my band too, the world INfamous Death Becomes You, We'll make you rock, and roll over! Just click my graven image!! -LEE www.myspace.com/dbydeathbecomesyou
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DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER