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Caleb
Caleb Emerson

		All I wanted was lunch, now my ass hurts a bunch. Male 33 years old Los Angeles, California United States Last Login: 12/17/2009

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Caleb's Interests

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Music	Motörhead, Black Sabbath, Hasil Adkins, Venom, Jonathan Richman, Steely Dan, The Butthole Surfers, Hawkwind, Zakas, Roky Erickson, Ween, Big Olaf, Agony Column, The Meatmen, Grand Funk Railroad, White Witch
Movies	Die You Zombie Bastards!, Jaws, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blood For Dracula, Flesh For Frankenstein, Brain Damage, Revenge of the Nerds, The Toxic Avenger, Clash of the Titans, Night of the Demons, Helter Skelter, Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens! Orgy of the Dead, Desperate Living, Box of Moonlight, The Wizard of Oz, The Exorcist, Bloodsucking Freaks Thundercrack!,
Television	The Brady Bunch, Freddy's Nightmares, Strangers With Candy, Tales From the Darkside, Tales From the Crypt, Beverly Hills 90210
Books	Pulp, Make Your Own Damn Movie! (especially pages 43-46), All I Need To Know About Film Making I Learned From The Toxic Avenger
Heroes	Lloyd Kaufman, Russ Meyer, Frank Henenlotter, Herschell Gordon Lewis, my Dad
Groups:	Horror Crowd, Rockabilly Group, The Butthole Surfers, Russ Meyer, Rhode Island School of Design, The New Teenage Nation, Die You Zombie Bastards!, forcesofgood.com View All Caleb's Groups

Caleb's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Gloucester, MA
Body type:	6' 5" / Average
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	movie maker

Caleb's Schools

Rhode Island School Of Design Providence, RHODE ISLAND Graduated: 1998 Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Film/Animation/Video Greek: Lambda Lambda Lambda	1994 to 1998
Pingree School South Hamilton, MASSACHUSETTS Graduated: 1994 Student status: Alumni	1990 to 1994
The Waring School Beverly, MASSACHUSETTS Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1987 to 1989

Caleb's Networking

Film - Production - Producer

Caleb's Companies

Zombastic Productions, Inc.
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Not The Government	Dec 9 2009 8:44 PM
CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine	Nov 12 2009 4:04 PM DROPPING BY TO SAY HI AND TO LEAVE ONE OF MY STORIES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES! 'WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE' Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain. What I thought was the rain, And arthritical pain Was far from the answer, the doctor explained. “What you’ve got here are teeth, That lie deep beneath Your lower spinal frame.” I listen in aw, as he starts to explain That what I was feeling, And my continuous screaming, Was not from a dream, But simply a twin, That settled right in, And began to devour my spleen! My backache is from this invader, That grinds on my spine like a saw. And all that remains of this twin inside me Is a mouthful of teeth and a jaw. I feel an attack as it gnaws on my back, When I lay on my back, that’s when The teeth start to bite, In the middle of night, I wake up in pain yet again. The doc called it Lillian, my sister inside, I screamed out in pain when she gnawed on my side. There’s nothing to do! There’s no way to sleep! The doc says that Lillian is one in a billion And I can’t live without her, She makes my heart beat! So it’s off now to bed, the worst place I dread. I’ll do anything to fall fast asleep. But I won’t be surprised when I’m closing my eyes, That it’s she who starts grinding her teeth! ...Space is limited, so come see the rest of this story here: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&bID=518191793 Thanx for being a friend!! Have a Wicked Day!! -Criss Karver http://www.myspace.com/darkside1972
The new generation of troma film makers	Nov 23 2009 10:25 PM
Dread Central	Nov 23 2009 5:36 AM The world of horror is at your fingertips
John Everson	Nov 11 2009 1:59 AM Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com. Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss." And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
MUGOTU	Nov 8 2009 12:13 PM i like to say it's a mighty fine pleasure to know that Kool people like you exist in this Kwazy world.sinfully>>Necromancer^^Mortanis>> thanks for keeping it real!
Shannon The Cinema Warrior	Oct 29 2009 10:01 PM Check out the teaser trailer for our new Zombie movie BROKEN SPRINGS on youtube and comment. We need all the help we can get so please spread the word like the H1N1 virus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqEmaPf7pAc
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catalyst magazine	Sep 6 2009 6:25 AM Your Wednesday Night!: leave a comment about the show here!!! http://www.laweekly.com/events/not-the-government-stab-city-narwahl-party-bastidas-690711/ scaryness on october 30th:
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ANNA EVIL !! Online Now!	Aug 23 2009 2:39 PM Hey Caleb ! Holy Crap ! Your beard is gettin Huge . How the Hell U Been Cutie ?
Grampaw	Aug 15 2009 4:56 AM Hope you are rocking and rolling, young man
I'm a nobody	Aug 9 2009 6:01 AM I just wanted to stop by and spread kisses, hugs and lots of luv on your page also wanted to say hi. Hope u have a good nite brandy
wilton	Jul 31 2009 5:02 AM
The new generation of troma film makers	Jul 29 2009 8:33 PM
The new generation of troma film makers	Jul 29 2009 8:33 PM
The new generation of troma film makers	Jul 29 2009 8:33 PM
Not The Government	Jul 29 2009 2:58 AM Click on the picture above and check our latest release on iTunes!
Not The Government	Jul 26 2009 1:04 PM good morning caleb! how's it going?
Justin	Jul 21 2009 9:46 PM Have a great day!!!

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