Smoking Bud, Rolling Doobies,Snappin Bongs, Blowing Trees, Medicating, Blazing, Tripping, Rolling, Shroomin, Amping, Getting High as a Mutha Fucka
Freedom, liberty, munchies, watching videos, porn, Vaporizing, Ripping bongs, waking and baking, munchies, playing video games, Hemp, Hashish, munchies, porn, jack in the box, Smoking Bud, Rolling Doobies, Freedom, liberty, munchies, watching videos, porn, Vaporizing, naked Twister, Ripping bongs, waking and baking, munchies, playing video games, Hemp, Hashish, munchies, porn , jack in the box,Smoking Bud, Rolling Doobies, Freedom, liberty, munchies, watching videos, porn, Ripping bongs, waking and baking, munchies, playing video games, Hemp, Hashish, munchies, porn , BURNING MAN, Getting High with Girls who Make Porn, jack in the box,
STAY HIGH! STAY FREE!!
And what goes better with DANK ASS WEED then Bomb Ass Hot Girls dancing?!!
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PORNSTAR KARAOKE @ SARDO'S every Tuesday!
Music
MC5 (The most under rated, overlooked,ground breaking and innovative band in Rock History), Led Zeppelin, The Stones,The Beatles, Black Crowes, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Motorhead, Tool, T Rex, Bob Dylan, Eminem, Neil Young, Cheap Trick, Thin Lizzy, Dead Kennedys, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Damien Marley, Stephen Marley, Pantera, Nine inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Obie Trice, Dr. Dre, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Kottonmouth Kings, Immortal Technique, Pennywise, Sublime, Lil Wayne, Cassidy, MAxwell, Slipknot, Mudvayne, System of a Down, Bigelf, Burning the Masses, Cannabliss, Gov't Mule, Los Marijuanos, Kevin Rudolf, Cypress Hill, Willie Nelson, Sublime, Wu Tang Clan, TuPac, Mac Dre, Tech9, Sly & the FAmily Stone, Sarah Betten, Prince, Bones, Thugs and HArmony, Andre Nickatina, Smoov-E, 50 cent, Lords of Acid, Ice Cube, Tenacious D, All American Rejects, A.F.I., John Lennon, Ringo Starr, GBH, Uli Jon Roth, Van Stone, The Clash, Golden Earring, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, Foo Fighters, ZZ Topp, The Tubes, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Wide Spread Panic, Ted Kennedy's Driving School, Little Feat, Santana, Estradaphere, Parliment/Funkadelic, The Gap Band, White Stripes, STP, Ratt, Guns and Roses, Flogging Molly, the Pretenders, Iggy Pop, Snoop Doggy Dog, Robert Palmer, NWA, Nazareth, Beastie Boys, Jimmy Buffet, Jay Z, Tom Petty, The Grateful Dead, The Allman Bros, The Doors, The Tubes, Rehab, Dethklok, Steve Miller Band, Billy Joel, Static X, Floater, Stolen Rose, Knightriot, Karma to Burn, Queens of the Stone Age, Justice League, Grant lee Phillips, Mastodon. Children of Bodom, Jobforacowboy, KAIUS, Deep Purple, Rainbow, UFO, Cradle of Filth, Body Count, Ice T, Dio, Riot, Kill Switch Engage, Marvin Gaye, T-Bone & the Naked Trucker .....
Movies
CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX'S ALL TIME Top 6 Favorite Stoner Flix
1. Up in Smoke - Cheech and Chong
2. Half Baked - Dave Chapelle, Jim Bruer
3. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
4. Grandma's Boy
5. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
some other kick ass stoner movies
Clerks, Pineapple Express, MallRats, Next Movie, Nice Dreams, Dazed and Confused, The Beach,The Big Lebowski, Friday, Home grown, Detroit Rock City, Totally Baked, How High, Animal House, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanemo bay, Orange County, Almost Famous, Puff Puff Pass, Caddyshack, Pick of Destiny, Spirit of 76, Knocked Up!, Dogma, The Wild Life......just to name a few
But the Poser Loser Movies that didn't have the balls to actually verify their stoner loyalty, the lames that chose to avoid any actual bong rippage, joint toking or even second hand smoke....
1. WAYNE'S WORLD 1 & 2
2. Bill & Ted's Poser Adventures
more to be listed
The Comedians
Television
Family Guy, Simpsons, Freaks & Geeks, Entourage, Weeds,That 70's Show, Californication, The Partridge Family, Ugly Betty, Sarah Silverman, MAd TV, My name is Earl, Saturday Night Live, Tracy Ullman, Reno 911, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalacolypse, Halfway Home, American Body Shop, Free Ride, The Fringe, Bones, Supernatural, The Reaper, Breaking Bad
The Emperor Wears No Clothes by Jack Herer, Prisoner of Woodstock by Dallas Taylor, The Users Guide to Recreational Drugs, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas,
A Saucer full of Secrets (Pink Floyd Bio), Come On Get Happy by David Cassidy, The Power of Now - Ekart Tolle, The Tao of Pooh
Heroes
Uni Bonger, Sheepman, Weedeater, Prison Face, Blunt Man & Chronic, Benjamin Franklin, Jeff Spicolli, Jeff Lebowski, John Belushi, Freddie Prinz, Lenny Bruce, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Leonardo Davinci, Edgar Allen Poe, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Jimi Hendrix, Lennon & McCartney, Jagger & Richards, Dank Green, Dagwood, Page Turner, Bob Dylan, Gwen Arojuo, Jack Herer, Eddy Lepp, Richard Pryor, Louis Armstrong, Neil Young, more to be listed
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Cali Chronic X Issue 12 Online Now w/ Randi Wright, Chronic Girl Cha Cha Vavoom, Smoking with Sin City Kitty, Talking Trash Comic Skippy Greene,PageTurner 3:14 PM Jun 30 view more
California Chronicle XXX - is now - CALI CHRONIC X
WELCOME TO THE 420 REVOLUTION ~ already in progress!!
WE ROCK!!
That is undeniable, whatever we do, wherever we go we do it with a DGAF attitude, and we always keep it hot and nasty! We always keep it REAL! Because we are STONERS just like you.
We started WEST COAST CANNABIS in 2008 and then We gave you CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX which quickly became the Hottest, Sexiest, 420 Zine Ever!! Now the Weed World has Exploded in Cali so we want to keep it REAL with Realist weed Magazine on the net!! We reflect those who still believe in Marijuana as THE party drug. No pretense no denial! And to reflect the attitude of our readership we have decided to make a few changes!
CALI CHRONIC X
We are primarily an Online Magazine in fast food, quick downloading ever changing digital world. This allows more of what you want to see more often. A new issue will be available every month online and downloadable in a PDF file format for future reference. Music and Entertainment, Health & Wellness, Page Turner will provide insight and advise on YOGA, Page is a veteran Yoga Guru & Pilates coach as well as a Chronic Girl, Suicide Girl, Miss "Super High Me" and was a cast member of HBOs True Blood. 420 Comedy. No other 420 Media in the world has such an insight to the world of Stand Up Comedy. And of course hot and sexy girls smoking out. XXX Stars and Weedlebrities and more! We are the Voice of True Stoners coming to you from Los Angeles aka the Marijuana Capital of the World and the Epicenter of the 420 Revolution. CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!!
THE WEST COAST PARTY BEGINS HERE!!
SEX * BUDZ * ROCK n ROLL
“REMEMBERING OUR HISTORY”
Do you remember the 1st time? Was it a joint, maybe a corncob pipe or the almighty BONG? Do you remember the music that was playing? Where you were, who you were with? Of course you do and so do we because if you are reading this then that seemingly innocent hit changed your life forever. From that day forth you were aware of a substance that could not only alter your state of consciousness but make you feel better than you ever had before, make food taste awesome, make stupidity hilarious and allow you to have deep intellectual thoughts about things you know nothing about.
We had a feeling that we had been let in on "the" secret, and given the keys to another world, that almost every musician, artist, actor and visionary were part of
“Straight people don’t know what you’re about”
......from Black Sabbath – Sweet Leaf: an anthem that spoke so directly to “US” who were believers. By these lyric written by Ozzy Osbourne, we can only deduce that Ozzy wasn’t always a blithering idiot. In fact with words that have resonated to generations, he may have been a divine messenger. Marijuana became a daily ritual that you looked forward to with loyalty and religious fervor. It became the center of your daily existence, and everything revolved around the bong sessions or smoke outs. Everything! And you did it every chance you could.
“DEDICATED TO THE CAUSE”
Back then it wasn’t prescribed to you. It couldn’t have been, it was illegal. Taboo!! Yet almost everyone we knew did it. And most did it again and again. Why? Plain and simple. Because WE LOVE TO GET HIGH!
When most of our friends grew older the ritual was no longer part of their life!We understand the pressure to conform can be overwhelming. Some of us didn’t have that choice though. Once committed there was no turning back.
Here at CALI CHRONIC X ~ WE ARE STONERS Till WE DIE!! Medicinal or not, legal or not. It’s what we do and always have done…
Don't get us wrong. Being able to walk into a store and buy OG KUSH, Goo Silver, Sour Diesel, Trainwreck is nothing short of fucking incredible. No more saving for that self imposed exile to Amsterdam that we had been planning ever since we first went to jail oh so many years ago. Medical Marijuana is definitely a step closer to actual legalization. A big step. And let’s be honest it’s a stress free way to purchase bud and keep the party going. You don’t have to worry about arrests or getting ripped off or robbed. The dispensary is reliable and safe. Gone are the days of street corner buys from Hector's cousin on Alvarado Street without a chance to sample or even view, just take it or leave it and pray it weighs out. BUT we would be getting high either way. Legal or not. C’mon. You know it and I know it.
And our recommended source ~ LIBERTY BELL TEMPLE in Hollywood~
California Chronicle XXX will proudly admit “It’s all about the party”, Marijuana will always be a "Party" Drug for the celebration of life, first. We will let the MDs and qualified experts keep doing what they do and we thank them.We support the movement to legalize 100%. We will let the uptight, sterilized elite hemp enthusiasts …. Ummm ? Make rope? In the meantime, we are going to…
P * A * R * T * Y* like we always do!!
“THE RECIPE”
POT + PORN = PEACE
Smoking Dank ASS WEED with some Super Sexy Girls is not a bad life, in fact it fucking ROCKS! So from all of us here at CALI CHRONIC X - Welcome to the 420 Revolution and We are in Los Angeles the MARIJUANA capital of the World... And every Labor Day weekend we will SEE YOU AT BURNING MAN!!
A Quote that may or may not inspire you from the mind of a Great Poet(?) and a party animal ~ Jim Morrison of the Doors !!(Who is still alive in self proclaimed exile ...I'll give you my theory soon!!)
......."Hitting your head with the cold sudden fury of a divine messenger, Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of God, wandering wandering through hopeless night. Out here on the perimeter there are no stars....Out here we is STONED.....Immaculate!"
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ! The HOTTEST 420 lifestyle magazine, with EVERYTHING YOU NEED to get your party started! Bud tips, Porn Stars, Music, Comedy etc. and so much more....Are You High!!
You can always check out our latest issue online right here as well as most of the past issues. Just click on the picture of the cover and you can view the complete issue! EnJoy!
Issue 3 featuring SHAY LYNN with Chronic Girl Jenny Hendrix
Issue 4 featuring MARLEY MASON with Chronic Girl Page Turner
Issue 5 featuring REGAN REESE with Chronic Girl Felony Melony
Issue 6 with LA's Dopest Attorney Allison Margolin featuring Madame Sunset plus Chronic Girl Smoking Mary Jane
CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX Magazine
Volume 2 Number 4 Issue 7
with Harley & Adie Fire and Chronic Girl Amy Sativa
ISSUE 8 featuring KAELYN LANDERS and Chronic Girl BOOBS MARLEY
LEGALIZE * LEGALIZE * LEGALIZE
ISSUE 9 featuring BROOKE BELLE with Chronic Girl "Herbalist Barbie" plus Talking Trash with Roland A Duby, Poetry Interviews Alice in Chains Bassist Mike Inez, Suzy Q: Metal Goddess with the secret Incubus Show at Echoplex, Norwood from Fishbone & Trulio Disgracias in the Stoner Spotlight, Health and Wellness with ShiloH, The Healing Glass Art of Evan Jenkins,Swinging Cali Style by Harley and Adie Fire, Tujunga Buds Home Grown Tips, The Return of Websites for Stoners, 420 Funny~The World of Pot Comedy with Jeffrey Peterson, Twisted Things ~ Dagwood revisits The US Festival '83, The Hemp Report with news, entertainment and sports and a whole lot more from the HIGHEST magazine in the world...... Lets go check it out
Issue 10 Of CALI CHRONIC X Magazine! featuring Our Official Chronic Girl 2010 ~ NATTY BABY ~ and XXX Star TRISHA "Mutha Fuckin" REY, Chronic Girl Miss Dizzle, The Hemp Report, Shiloh from NAMM, The 2010 AEE Awards, Tattoo Artist Hopeless, Amy Sativa Smoking Out and More .... WE FUCKIN ROCK like SHAUN WHITE Rocks SNOWBOARDS!!
Issue 12 featuring Randi Wright, Chronic Girl Cha Cha VaVoom & The 420 Nurses, Smoking Out with Sin City Kitty, The Return of Page Turner, Talking Trash with Comedy Legend Skippy Greene, 420 Funny, Goodbye Jack Herer & Ronnie James Dio and more...
The New Kings Of Metal!! This is what Rock and Roll Sounds Like Kids!!
The Amazing Music of Jeff Buckley
Like so many before him & many more after legends are born with a gift & too often created in tragedy. As talented as Jeff Buckley was we would have never predicted his amazing explosion he made in the history of recorded music. As a guitar tech for Our metal band "Knightriot" in 1989 while attending MI in Los Angeles
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Featuring Trulio Disgracias (Members of Parlament, Fishbone, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction, Bad Brains and Suicidal Tendencies) plus Y Guitarro, The Devil's Boots..
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