Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame
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Ever seen a cowboy run? Man, I wish I was a cowboy so I would never have to run again.
Female
27 years old
Brooklyn, Alabama
United States
Last Login: 12/8/2009
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Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame's Interests
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| General | Lounging, Animal boners, weapons of mass distruction in North Korea, hydration, guns, blunts, bodies in motion, chillin' like a motherfucker, chillin' like a bitch, stealing wallets with my vagina and learning how to throw my voice so my pussy can tell you how much money was in said wallet when I snatched it. Bong Heists! Pickling my body so I can preserve this essance forever. | | Music | If their still dancing
let them dance,
if their not dancing
kill them all.
Probs my favs band: Drunky Brewster. | | Movies | The Room
La Bagman
The Big Lobowski
Elivis the Stripper With the Wrong Address look up Drunky Brewster on youtube.
Pandamonium
| | Television | Cop Rocks, Mr Show, Sex in the City, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, Mommy Swap | | Books | all the books, mostly Tom Robbins at the moment. Also Chuck Palanak. He makes your neck snap back.  .. | | Heroes | Jevis and Clevis Price the breakdancing twins. They battle Jesus but Jesus always wins.
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The USS PARTY CREW, Betsy's Coffee, FORT Friends of Rick Thomas, Shafer Court All Stars, RVA in NYC, modelprisoner, BUST 'terns fo life
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Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Woodbridge like a bitch, Richmond | | Body type: | 5' 5" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Princess of the Lesuire Class | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame's Companies
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Wild Spirits
New York, New York US
Bouncer
ass kicking
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R.I.P.
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Drunky Brewster
yes, yes US
master of ass
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after midnight
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BUST Magazine
NEW York, new York US
Crafty Lady/Customer Service
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years and more years
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Ligerbeat Magazine
Brooklyn , NY US
Known Pornographer/Co-Editor-N-Queef
A Lifestyle Magazine For Women Who Love the Dick.
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About me:
If you really wanna fight me, we have to do this lying down after all if your already lounging they can't knock you down.
I slam the door, boom, when I come into the bedroom...
I play the keyboard, floorboard, miniboard, sticks, mouth kazoo, backup 40's/dildos/vocals, tambarine for Drunkie Brewster. Spitting mad offensive shit in 3pac$! I am wasted.
Live fat or die trying!
Support your local pornographer! www.ligerbeat.blogspot.com ligerbeat.com.
Ligerbeat Magazine is changing its name to Candy Rain! issue 2 coming mid dec! pre-order that shit now!
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Who I'd like to meet:
I found this on urbandictionary and now I must meet this man!
Ghost:
In order to ghost a girl, you must begin having anal sex with her against a window. After a little while, pull your dick out and allow your waiting friend to insert his. This must be done quickly so that the girl is unaware. Then sneak outside, and suddenly press yourself against the window, making the girl think she is seeing a ghost. Recommended that you do this only if you intend to break up with the girl in the near future
this guy:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/index.html
I am already writing a Brewster jam about him:
666
Do not put your eyes on Jesus of Nazarath. Put your eyes on me/and my armored SUV.
Also Tommy Wiseau.
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