| Member Since | 10/10/2004 | | Band Website | www.calltheparamedics.com | | Band Members | Vocals - Shlak- drug
disposal, toothless hillbilly, same pants
Guitar
- Rob- definately old, hot licks, sleepy
Drums
- Mike
- ass tats, fire, gingavitis
Bass - Drew- drunk,
slightly over weight, ciggarettes
Guitar
- Justin- ex con, flying V, fattest
Smashing -
The Ox-
lift things, manhandling, pit combat
Guitar
- Ryan- straight rights, foot stomps, eye of the tiger

| | Influences | Alcohol, Urinary Track Infections, Gerbils In Assholes, Watching People Broke
Down on the Side of the Road, Teen Hookers, Elderly Shut Ins, Inhalants , Colon Cancer, Nature Destruction, Bowling | | Sounds Like | 100% Garbage
| | Record Label | Useless Drunk, Buried In Hell, Gutter Christ | | Type of Label | Indie |
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