The "Extra Terrestrial Music Luva" in charge of dial'in up the funk with harmonius melodies and freakadelic vocals. And yes, "E.T" loves to phone home.
MARLON
Marlon Burno
Rythmn & Lead Guitar/Vocals.
Known as the "Guitar Junkie", usually breaking guitar strings with his teeth, would make even Kid Funkadelic proud. Guaranteed to funk all y'all up!!!
BASSHEAD
Chris "Basshead" Starks
Bass, Guitar/Vocals
This undiscovered music luva referred to as "Kid-Knod-Your-Cranium", sits way in the pocket deep in the depths of the groove, with basslines more elastic than rubber bands!!!
LAUREN
Lauren "Gem" Merchant
Lead/Background Vocal
The "Gem" is recognized by her HELLACIOUS vocals and her uncontrollable funkiness. Funkier than stink on !@$%!!! She's the best kept secret ever.
Chongo
Percussion/Vocals
The ultimate multi-tasker stimulating percussive orgasms and rythmical strokes!!!! Known as the man with eight arms similar to an octopus.
Deep in the funk of it all seven light years away from a force was formed to bring forth pure groove. Baptized in the funk and wrapped in the pocket, this force, known as the Calumet Band, was placed here in this spherical ghetto we call Earth to take us away from the depressing mind state of what we call reality. This would not be an easy job for the funkateers but they would prove themselves worthy of the task.
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