Philosophy
Occult
Pipe smoking
Music
Kids Television
The Whereabouts of Timmy Mallet, Pat Sharpe and Terry Nutkins
Music
Wildhearts. I have them tattooed they are fucking legendary. Also Nirvana, Velvet Underground, Freak Kitchen, old Metallica, Black Sabbath and Ozzy (not Sabbath without Ozzy). Outside of those I have a very diverse collection from Burzum, Mayhem, Emperor and Celtic Frost through an embarassingly large amount of eighties hair metal down to Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley and Cat Stevens.
Movies
Full Metal Jacket
Sodoma's Ghost and Fulci in general
Television
Kids television but the real Golden Age of Kids television...Funhouse, Thundercats, He Man and the Masters of the Universe, Larry the Lamb, Grotbags, The Really Wild Show, Going Live, Toxic Crusaders and last but not least BIKER MICE FROM MARS.
I have no time for the Wimble Woos, Tweenie Shits or Tubbies (Scousers nicked the telly) I am old and remeber good kids television. There are a few programmes worthy of mention though - Sean the Sheep, My Parents Are Aliens, Cow & Chicken (old but new), Recess and Spongebob Squarepants.
Books
Lords Of Chaos. An online bookstore specialising in philosophy, religion, spirituality, politics, occultism and much more besides.
Heroes
My own inner child which is currently being kicked in his inner face and having his inner arse violated in my inner cupboard yet still surfaces occasionally.
Hicks, Bruce, Carlin, Pryor, Connelly, Kitson.
Hate Camel's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Undecided
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Writer
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About me: I be Coops.I write, read, philosophize and humorise, ride, drink, fight, fuck and then realise that the flame ball has again risen into the sky and breakfast calls. Many volumes of lore are available on request when I am furnished with liquid or narcotic payment and there be stories to turn ye hair white and ye carcass inside out, me lad. Some of which are soon to be published.
Women are snakes with tits, Jeremy Kyle no longer amuses me and kids television is in an awful state forcing me to do something constructive with my time. I'm putting together some short stories for a collection and have recently completed a novel. Some of my humor is already on here in my blog and on A Place In Between.
I offend large numbers of people at a time (always more efficient to work in bulk) and will one day request to be placed in a room with all the politically correct, yoghurt-knitters, ash-nazis, ugly dyke feminists,Guardian readers and middle class moralists I have offended in any way and each of them shall be able to have their say - while I calmly smoke, read a book, drink a pint and do not listen. In all likelihood they'll turn purple and have strokes....I find humour in the black.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can hold a conversation, retain a sense of humor and drink a pint at the same time. People with unusual deformities or missing limbs or even extra limbs. Sean the Sheep. As with life, variety is the spice of friendship hence the bunch of misfits I have accrued so far - bikers, Buddhists, university professors, lawyers, Satanists, animal rights activists, hippies, strange left-behinds, performance artists, tattooists, writers and one copper (he got better).
oi you old pipe smokeing, dick sucking deep thinking sod, i be drinking in porters at about 6.30 tonight, sooooo get your well plowed arse into the pub.
:( rabbit stew is the worst thing ever intvented :( i dont know how farmers live with themselves...when them poor bunnies are looking up at them just before they get slaughtered...its so awful
the song in watership down is what gets me...i cried my eyes out lol
Actually, our hair didn't get tangled while fucking, because we didn't! You always think the worst of me, brother :op Though if her boyfriend hadn't been there... hehe!
Heyho bro! Yourself and the lovely Rose will be thrilled to know that APIB is back up and running again! Totally different from before, but with alot more room for fun. Check it out and you'll see - www.aplaceinbetween.com. What I'd like to have though, rather than directing the link from APIB to your myspace, is to have it linking to your very own website.. how'd you like me to make you one up, totally free and to your specs, good sir? I'd host it on the APIB server too, so that won't cost anything. And don't worry, I'd make it eay for you to update ;op P.S. I hope all's well with you brother? lol! x
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