Having fun. Cars. Bikes. Guns. Football.
FINISHED FLETC.... That shit gets old fast. Now I am working like a dog...
Music
Right now, Buckcherry, But that varies a lot. I hear that Crazy J gets drunk and plays a mean bass.
YTCRACKER is da bomb!
Movies
Boondock Saints, Heathers, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction..... You know, Twisted stuff. Clerks 1 & 2, mostly because I know the places and people that they are based on. Southpark for the same reason....
Television
The Shield. History Channel... girlfriend got me hooked on Grey's Anatomy, but that is ok because I got her to watch wrestling. and The L Word.... HLA baby!
Books
I only read periodicals and law books. And the Closed Captioning when I am at the bar.
Heroes
Me. I am the only real super hero....
Seriously though, I would have to say my dad, my peers, at least the non-cowardice ones, and the men and women protecting this country. Thank you, your service is appreciated, even though the communis...um, frenc...er, democrats, would have you think otherwise.
About me:
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I am Chris, a 36 year old obnoxious guy with an attitude. And people love me for it... Or do they love me because of my stellar bo staff skills? Either way. I eather make them laugh or scare them into it.
Who I'd like to meet: The Aliens... Anyone who works in the bowels of Area 51.
Someone knows the truth and I want to be in that esoteric group.
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Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I'll make fun of you every chance I can.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever shit you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
