I was born and raised in Scranton, PA, where I learned to drink. As a little girl, I dreamed of escaping Scranton to make a better life for myself. Now I live in Oakland.
If you’d like to book me, or sign up for my email list, write me at candychurilla@gmail.com
Kathy Griffin, Howard Stern, Phil Hartman, Artie Lange, Elvira, Steve Martin, Dana Carvey, me, Amy Sedaris, Courtney Love, and this guy:
Members
"Candy’s like Karen Walker. Without the money. "
--April Hill
"The Jennifer Justice Show ruined my life."
--Mike Churilla
"The stiletto heel of comedy."
--Joe Klocek
TV Shows
Last Comic Standing (Season 6), Sex & the Ghetto, America’s Next Top Top, Leave it to my Beaver
Films
Churillas in the Mist, The Diary of Anne Skank, Girls Gone Completely Fucking Nuts, Larry "Bubbles" Brown presents: Planet of the Rapes
Albums
No, I only have 8 tracks.
Candy Churilla's Interests
General
I enjoy creating drunken scenes, fluorescent-lit dinners and long walks on the treadmill. I don't like people, unless they're attractive and love to watch my act and buy me drinks.
White Stripes, Garbage, Loretta Lynn, Killers, Joan Jett, Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs, Willie Nelson, Mates of State, Amy Winehouse, The Runaways, Dixie Chicks, Scissor Sisters, The Who, Patsy Cline, the Donnas, Madonna, the Ark, Shelby Lynne, Lene Lovich, the Buzzcocks, Allison Moorer, Motley Crue, The Go-Gos, The Beatles, Courtney Love, Hole, Waitresses, Dusty Springfield, Etta James, Marianne Faithfull, Queen, Otis Redding, Blondie, The Stones, Sierra Swan, Franz Ferdinand, Donita Sparks, Betty Lavette, The Raconteurs, Suzie Quatro, Missing Persons, Yes, ELO, Mika, Marilyn Manson, Iggy Pop, Otis Redding, Slade, the B52s, Uni and her Ukelele, classic rock, 70s glam rock, torch songs, 80s hair bands ...
Movies
Coal Miner's Daughter, Kill Bill vols. 1 & 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Me and You and Everyone We Know, the Station Agent, Pulp Fiction, Broken English, In America, Bridget Jones' Diary, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Shut up & Sing, I Want to Tell You a Secret, Desperately Seeking Susan, Love Actually, Truth or Dare, True Romance, Clockwatchers, Pootie Tang, Dirty Shame, Polyester, the People VS Larry Flynt, 200 Cigarettes, Private Parts, Sweet Dreams, Ghost World, 80s movies, Light of Day, Mommie Dearest, What's Love Got to Do With It?, Martha Inc., Anything by Christopher Guest or John Waters...or anything with Steve Buscemi or Parker Posey in it. Or anything that gay guys like.
The N Word--I mean the L Word, Sex & the City, Reno 911, Oz, Extras, My Life on the D-List, Ab Fab, Strangers with Candy, Veronica Mars, the Office (both), Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Comeback, Arrested Development, Big Love, Seinfeld, Freaks & Geeks, Dexter, Dirt, the Riches, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman...
Books
Heroes
Enrique Iglesias, because he asked me to let him be my hero once in a song.
ITS GONNA BE A GREAT EVENT TONITE SEE SOME OF YUR FAVORITE COMEDIANS AND YOUR FUNNY DRUNK FRIENDS TRYING TO BE ONE!!
ITS OPEN MIC SO ANYONE CAN COME TRY OUT!!
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Raw Comedy Night at the Poleng Lounge Tuesday, May 26th hosted by Tony Sparks Featuring: Sheila Bryson, Yayne Adeba, Julian Vance, Cory Robinson, Kaseem Bentley, and Greg Asdourian Resident comics: Jabari Davis, Frankie Quinones, and Marvelous Marv
Hi Candy Churilla, thanks for introducing yourself! I'd like to invite you and your friends to listen to Sexploration with Monika, my free sex-positive feminist internet radio talk show! (*Free in more ways than one! ;) xoxo from FCC Free Radio 107.3 FM in San Francisco... Monika P.S. Latest episode: Porn star feminist Nina Hartley and I talk threesomes, BDSM and sex education at the live Masturbate-A-Thon!
It's exactly 2 years since we first heard from Oaklands own Renz Julian when he teamed up with DJ E-Rock to release the Legal Crack mixtape for free download on Dubcnn. Then last year we released his Pre-Album Mixtape Armageddon again for free download as well as promoting his single entitled Pop N' Lock featuring Twista and produced By Mr. Collipark.
Since that last update in September 2008 Renz Julian has been completing his album "Armageddon" and has just signed a distribution agreement to release the project on June 16th, 2009 via FOD Entertainment/City Hall Records.
Today we bring you the video for his street single "Draft Day" which can be watched below
Renz Julian - Draft Day (Video)
His aforementioned radio single Pop N' Lock is still in rotation and available for request at your local stations.
Enjoy the new video and ensure you check out the single and his previous updates if you haven't already. For more information and audio from Renz Julian head over to his official MySpace page. You can also check out his official website.-RUD OF DUBCNN.COM
Bayluv.com presents Female Comedian Showcase Thursday,May 7th IL Pirata 2007-16th Street San Francisco Free Hosted by Tony Sparks featuring Pam Ames, Sheila Bryson, Heather Grout, Dana Lovecchio, Yayne Abeba, and Mollica Sokhom.
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