I was born and raised in Scranton, PA, where I learned to drink. As a little girl, I dreamed of escaping Scranton to make a better life for myself. Now I live in Oakland.
If you’d like to book me, or sign up for my email list, write me at candychurilla@gmail.com
I enjoy creating drunken scenes, fluorescent-lit dinners and long walks on the treadmill. I don't like people, unless they're attractive and love to watch my act and buy me drinks.
White Stripes, Garbage, Loretta Lynn, Killers, Joan Jett, Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs, Willie Nelson, Mates of State, Amy Winehouse, The Runaways, Dixie Chicks, Scissor Sisters, The Who, Patsy Cline, the Donnas, Madonna, the Ark, Shelby Lynne, Lene Lovich, the Buzzcocks, Allison Moorer, Motley Crue, The Go-Gos, The Beatles, Courtney Love, Hole, Waitresses, Dusty Springfield, Etta James, Marianne Faithfull, Queen, Otis Redding, Blondie, The Stones, Sierra Swan, Franz Ferdinand, Donita Sparks, Betty Lavette, The Raconteurs, Suzie Quatro, Missing Persons, Yes, ELO, Mika, Marilyn Manson, Iggy Pop, Otis Redding, Slade, the B52s, Uni and her Ukelele, classic rock, 70s glam rock, torch songs, 80s hair bands ...
電影
Coal Miner's Daughter, Kill Bill vols. 1 & 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Me and You and Everyone We Know, the Station Agent, Pulp Fiction, Broken English, In America, Bridget Jones' Diary, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Shut up & Sing, I Want to Tell You a Secret, Desperately Seeking Susan, Love Actually, Truth or Dare, True Romance, Clockwatchers, Pootie Tang, Dirty Shame, Polyester, the People VS Larry Flynt, 200 Cigarettes, Private Parts, Sweet Dreams, Ghost World, 80s movies, Light of Day, Mommie Dearest, What's Love Got to Do With It?, Martha Inc., Anything by Christopher Guest or John Waters...or anything with Steve Buscemi or Parker Posey in it. Or anything that gay guys like.
電視
The N Word--I mean the L Word, Sex & the City, Reno 911, Oz, Extras, My Life on the D-List, Ab Fab, Strangers with Candy, Veronica Mars, the Office (both), Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Comeback, Arrested Development, Big Love, Seinfeld, Freaks & Geeks, Dexter, Dirt, the Riches, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman...
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Enrique Iglesias, because he asked me to let him be my hero once in a song.
Hi Candy! How've you been?! Hey, I'll be in the Bay Area in a couple weeks on business. It'll be busy, but hopefully I can catch your gig at Harvey's on the 17th. Hope you had a wonderful week. Mine was great as you can see - WOO HOO!!! I SO LOVE to get Pied!!! Hope to see you soon, Diane
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Come and see one of the Funniest Mexican Comedians " Felipe Esparza " at the San Jose Improv for Chicano Kings Of Comedy Oct 22nd @ 8pm. He toured with Gabriel Iglesias and now is launching his movie career. Check out a clip of his new movie he is starring in called " Im not Like That Anymore" with Paul Rodrigues.
Hitt me up For VIP Tables or tickets, hurry cause this show will sell out!!!
I was gonna jump out of a cake but it was delivered to the wrong address. I definately got their attention at the library, so I told them all about you :)
Hello everyone, This is Shawn's cousin Susie. Sadly, he asked me to communicate to his top 40 friends on his and Chris' page that Chris passed away 4 weeks ago today at the age of 34. As all of you know from their story which aired on Intervention on A&E, Chris fought against his addiction to alcohol for many years, but in the end, he decided to end his life and lifelong struggle. Shawn, along with both sides of families and friends are devastated, but most of all, Shawn is because he found him. Please pray for him, he is taking it very hard. He also asked me to convey that you honor Chris and his life by TELLING his story. Tell everyone you know to view their page so that they can see what an amazing couple they were and so that this doesnt have to happen to anyone else...ADDICTION DOES KILL! Honor Chris by saying something on your page or theirs. Since the services, we have received thousands of messages from people all over the world that shared different ways that thier story on Intervention on A&E touched or changed their lives. Again, please pray for Shawn and all of us. This is a very tragic and painful loss to many. Sincerely, Shawn and Chris' Families and Friends
FREE DOWNLOAD !!!!!!!! "8 TIMES 3" Telly Mac Feat. Daz Dillinger & Nefew. From the up coming Album "PROJECT CELEBRITY" Droppin OCT 20-09 CHECK IT OUT / LEAVE A COMMENT & TELL A FRIEND !!!!!!!! Thanks 4 ur support, DLK Enterprise
THE PRECEDING STATEMENT IS TRUE....MY TEETH ARE FALSE......THE RECEDING STATEMENT IS FALSE.....MY HAIRPIECE IS REAL.
HELLO? HAIRCLUB FOR MEN? APPOINTMENT? COMB ON OVER? HOW MUCH ARE YOUR HAIRPIECES? TUPAY OR NOT TUPAY? YOUR COMPANY HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A RUG CARTEL? HELLO? HAT COMPANY?
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