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Candy Ohara

		The Heels Are ON...The Gloves Are OFF! Palin/Ohara2012! Because America Deserves A President That Actually LIKES America. Imagine A President That Stands UP For America Instead Of Bowing Down To Muslim Kings! And Why Does My Headline Keep Being Deleted? Male 37 years old Columbus, Georgia United States Online Now! Last Login: 7/11/2009
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General	Gainful employment, entertaining, making things "Pretty", my vast charity work, traveling, getting chummy with the upwardly mobile, spoof rewriting of songs to give them gay/drag twist, shoplifting, blood sports, finding new "low-carb" foods, avoiding exercise, convincing new young diva wannabes that Molly Ringwald was not and is not a good role or life model, Smallville, boys who think I'm the deal, boys I have to convince I am the deal, boys who will never think I am the deal. Just boys...deal?!
Music	Current favorite song..."Living In Beverly Hills", All time favorite song..."Anything Goes" by Tony Bennet, Songs I love but won't admit to..."Angel Is The Centerfold"..."Sister Christian", Love Soundtracks from Movies and Musical Theatre..."Camp"..."Phantom Of The Opera"..."Best Little"..."Shrek 2"..."Ella Enchanted", Live for unexpected covers of popular songs by new artists..."I'm Leavin' On A Jet Plane" comes to mind, finally, anything by Dolly Parton when she isn't feeling her bluegrass roots, anything by Madonna back when she was a gay male drag queen trapped in a bombshells body...lesbians we want...DEMAND...you give us the Material Girl BACK! I'm planning a star studded telethon to raise money to pay the randsom!
Movies	Gone With The Wind, E.T., Camp, Jackie's Back, Harry Potter (anything), Grumpier Old Men (love Sophia Loren), Shrek 2, The Passion (Powerful), Deep Impact (C), Homeward Bound (C), Beauty and the Beast (C), How The Grinch Stole Christmas (C), I'm sure more will come to me later. Note the (C) indicates that these movies make me cry...everytime. I have chosen to NOT list any movies from my VAST porn collection, except for the two that I was in and still get royalties for...StarWhores and In The Heat Of The Tight.
Television	Smallville, Brit-Coms (Are You Being Served, Keeping Up Appearences, Waiting For God, As Time Goes By), FoxNews (rocks), King Of The Hill, Family Guy (love the STUIE!!!), American Dad, I Love (lived) the 80's, Smallville, Just Shoot Me (when the writing was good), NO REALITY SHOWS...I have a door, if I want reality, I'll open it, American Idol...the final three shows of a season aren't to be considered "Reality", Queer As Folk, and "That's Candy" a show that, while based on my life and a big hit, only plays on the cable network in my head. Did I mention Smallville?
Books	The Terrible Truth About Liberals (Neal Boortz), Watership Down (Richard Adams), Anything by Victoria Holt, First Hand, Cherry Tales, Brotherly Love.
Heroes	Scarlette Ohara, Vivian Leigh, Margret Mitchel, Linda Carter, Wonder Woman (No, they're not the same person), whoever invented "nuget", anyone who can STAY on Adkins, Dr. Adkins, mom, Dolly Parton, Rush Limbaugh, parents who give their children limits and unlimited love, whoever found Tom Welling to star on Smallville, the person who first thought...three way, Mr. Kryspie Kreme, Two of the American Idol winners, Gia (never give up...even if the mirror itself says too). All these, be they real or funny, pail in compare to the Men and Women of the Military. Thank You! And to the crew and passangers of Flight 93 who faced hate and terror with heroism.
Groups:	I like my women like I like my coffee...I drink tea! View All Candy Ohara - The Start Of Obamas FAT ASS Fetish! 's Groups

Candy Ohara - The Start Of Obamas FAT ASS Fetish! 's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Dating, Friends
Orientation:	Gay
Hometown:	Columbus, Ga..."I Feel Your Pain"
Body type:	5' 10" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Children:	Love kids, but not for me
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Professional Diva/Bitch And Visual Merchandizing
Income:	$45,000 to $60,000

Candy Ohara - The Start Of Obamas FAT ASS Fetish! 's Schools

Spencer High School
Columbus,Georgia
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.

1985 to 1989

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Marketing - Advertising/PR - Art Director

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Stein Mart Columbus, Georgia US Visual Merchandiser Anything Breakable	10/99 to 1/08
Macy*s Columbus, Georgia US MTL Merchandizing	1/2/08 to current
Club ? (Questions0 Columbus, Georgia VI The Fat Funny One Drag	May 5th 2005 (then a year+ long exile) to 01/09
The Fat Cat Club Columbus, Georgia US MC/Hostess/Stage Manager Shows And Theatrics	01/09 to Current

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About me:

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Yup...it's true...slut...whore...diva...libertarian...and STILL single! I'm as shocked as you! I have lived in or around Columbus forever. I am the favorite daughter (and second favorite son) of Col, Ga. Princess by nature, prince by that neat "Y" chromosome. More later...that's enough to daze and confuse you for now.

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Candy Ohara (Of The Atlanta Oharas)
Birthday:	N/A
Birthplace:	Columbus, Ga (just outside of a vagina)
Current Location:	Sofa
Eye Color:	Hazel (as in the maid, not the color)
Hair Color:	Dark Brown...and silver
Height:	5'9"...with hair and heels...6'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Bi
Your Heritage:	Red Neck (father) + Liberal (mother) = Pink Neck
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Black Loafers...Work
Your Weakness:	Boys with innocent eyes but sinful everything elses
Your Fears:	That I'm mentally slowing down but no one will tell me.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Thin Crust...Chicago Cut...ALL MEATS!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Reinventing my persona
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Oh hell, late again!
Your Best Physical Feature:	Dick Of Death
Your Bedtime:	Ten Minutes Ago
Your Most Missed Memory:	Luis
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke ZERO
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonals
Single or Group Dates:	Single dates...group sex!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Fuck NO
Do you Sing:	No...I lipsync!
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes, but not in a row!
Have you Been in Love:	Yes
Do you want to go to College:	Yes
Do you want to get Married:	Yes
Do you belive in yourself:	Nope, never get replys to the emails I send to me.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Only if he's really good!
Do you think you are Attractive:	No
Are you a Health Freak:	No
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes (Play)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	We broke up.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Yes...Sushi!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yes
Ever been Drunk:	Yes
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes
Ever been Beaten up:	No
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes
How do you want to Die:	In an unexplained cosmic event just after my 200th Birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Young
What country would you most like to Visit:	Great Brittan
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Hazel
Favourite Hair Color:	Drk Brown...or white blond.
Short or Long Hair:	YES! They should have hair!
Height:	Just tall enough to see past my faults.
Weight:	I'll never make him wait!
Best Clothing Style:	Accidental Prep
Number of Drugs I have taken:	ZERO
Number of CDs I own:	327
Number of Piercings:	1
Number of Tattoos:	2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	324 (mostly bad cds)
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Gov Sarah Palin Tribute - MY ROLE MODEL!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QOgjOSPME

People don't like it if you're too proud...or too free. Sarah Palin...Faught against the GOOD OL' BOYS in her OWN PARTY...and had them PROSECUTED! She loves ALL of her children...and considers family a blessing...not a CHOICE or Punishment. Some people run for political office so they can RULE. Gov. Sarah Palin ran so she could LEAD.

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MyT7utAZm4

I owe Dixie Carter/Julia Sugarbaker SOOOO much money...in royalties alone!

Who I'd like to meet:
SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN!........................ Get the point?! Prince William and Harry, One of the Olsen Twins (does it matter?), Any 80's boy band members who didn't go "Leif Garret", JTT (he's legal now your honor), Three of the seven guys I slept (fucked) with at spring break in Panama City this summer, Some of the cuter wizards in training at Hogwartz, in Paris (Oh I Give Up Too), on a train, near (but not in) a gazeboo, someone 18 to 24, who would make a great long term boy (if I actually DID long term), who even after I have had them remains friends and makes good bait for the next catch. ******************************************************************** AS a girl... I am worth $1,596,300 on HumanForSale.com ******************************************************************** As a boy... I am worth $1,725,900 on HumanForSale.com I wanna be a book! And I want THESE bookends!!

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Mike	Jul 7 2009 3:07 AM I went and watched the Goddess Raven Fire Dance. I have seen how much hairspray you use. I BEG YOU!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
AUNT SHAUNA----ALL SMILES!!!	Jul 4 2009 11:42 AM
Lauren	Jun 30 2009 1:23 AM i hope your enjoying vacation while i fold hundreds of levis in your abscence. see you next tuesday.
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Jordan Sammy	Jun 22 2009 9:06 PM who loves you! i fucking do!
scotty	Jun 20 2009 4:00 PM glitter-graphics.com it was good seeing you last night...
Allie	Jun 19 2009 12:25 PM long time no talk sry about that, but the old me dead and gone, haha. where r u going to be tonight u need to let me kno.
SENIOR c/o '10 BABY!!!!	Jun 18 2009 10:43 PM haha, wow!!! thats great!!! :D
Marica	Jun 18 2009 1:03 AM haha :) what paparazzi?
JASON MESSICK	Jun 17 2009 10:34 PM Hope everythings going great with you!!!
SENIOR c/o '10 BABY!!!!	Jun 17 2009 9:04 PM i understand :) but yes!!! me and kasey and some of our friends are gonna go... hopefully... we just need to get more money saved up for a hotel adn other stuff.. but if we go i hope we see you there
Josh	Jun 17 2009 8:06 PM and how are you doing miss ohara??
Marica	Jun 17 2009 4:49 AM hey babe!
SENIOR c/o '10 BABY!!!!	Jun 16 2009 11:48 PM haha!!! are you going to pride this year??
SENIOR c/o '10 BABY!!!!	Jun 16 2009 11:46 PM i loved seeing you there too!! haha, yes im a senior.. i know i look 14 but the name still remains.. but i lov eyou and i promise i will remember... cuz IVE GOT CHARACTER!!! awe, come on, i try to keep it to a minimum so people dont get mad at me... but if you put me on your top i will put you on miine!! deal?
Moncrief	Jun 15 2009 2:49 AM We need to have another movie night! :) k thanks
Moncrief	Jun 15 2009 2:49 AM We need to have another movie night! :) k thanks
Moncrief	Jun 15 2009 2:49 AM We need to have another movie night! :) k thanks
Jabberwocky	Jun 13 2009 5:32 PM Great preformance last night.
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kc	Jun 10 2009 11:53 PM cool well when u come into town we eat lunch or dinner toghter if you d like

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