Do you believe in fairy tales ? Mmmm.... don't cheat... of course you do...
Once upon a time, in the very deep south of a strange country named "the Explicit Democratic Republic of Freedonia", not very far from "the Principality of Ukipakitang" lived a small tortoise with a big red nose. This enthusiastic animal married its left hand but never had any baby.
At the same time, a man called Eric Dim drank a refreshing lemonade in his bedroom. He decided to play some music and went out to the local supermarket. He wore a see-through top.
At the same time, another man whose nickname was "Lord of the painfull feet" ate a big pistachio ice cream. His real name was Richard Arm but his friend called him Loretta.
Because of diarrhoea, they met and decided to cross the street.
After that, nothing seemed to be the same as it was before. They wanted to play in a typical bavarian fanfare, but their godmother offered them two électric guitars. She said : "You must play some Rockn'Roll music, any old time you use it, cause if you don't, you'll have to eat latkes till the end of Hannoucca."
So they both decided to escape and sheltered in a Candy Store.
After then, during a moonless night , they had a special dream : Evis Presley and Bruce Lee appeared to them and ask them several questions about their favourite dishes.
They never learned music even when they were 6 or 7 or 8 years old. But they are very happy to present from their Candy Store some healthy and organic Rock songs. Don't forget to play them loud, please...
IF YOU LOVE BLACK PUSSY , YELLOW PUSSY, CHICKEN PUSSY, WHITE PUSSY, FASTER PUSSY, BIG PUSSY , ZOMBIE PUSSY , HORSE PUSSY AND ALL PUSSY, VISIT MY MYSPACE PAGE PERVERT ASSHOLE !!!!!
PERVERT ASSHOLE SEARCH GIGS AND PORNO-GORE MODELS !!!!!
"DJ Monkey …soul-stirring, excitingly edgy music…just disturbing (read ‘mind-f**king’) enough to demand attention. There is a whole spice rack of auditory flavors here, served up like fractured poetry on a collection of intensely listenable Hallmark cards from Hell." Bill Margold, Cinema Seen, L.A. X..Press
this is our new release . AUTOMATIC PUSSYCAT is a duet with KING AUTOMATIC & SAM from DIGGER & THE PUSSYCATS. 3 songs . CRAMPS & EASYBEATS covers !
voici notre nouvelle sortie. AUTOMATIC PUSSYCAT est un duo composé de KING AUTOMATIC et SAM de DIGGER & THE PUSSYCATS. sur ce 45 tours, on y retrouve 3 titres dont une reprise des CRAMPS et un des EASYBEATS !!!
France : 6 euro pp Europe : 7 euro pp world : 8 euro pp
Payment by paypal
kizmiazrecords@gmail.com
disponible en France
Born bad à Paris Total heaven à Bordeaux Melomane à Nantes L Erethik café à nantes Spliff à Clermont Ferrand
