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Adam Maloney
Adam Maloney A closed book is beautiful, because anything can be written in it, and so everything is.

Male
26 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
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    cannibalgnome's Interests
GeneralArt, drawing, singing, music in general, comic books, seeing how little sleep I need to still function, reading books, video games, anime, philosophizing, spelling poorly, collecting toys, wasting time online, hanging out with my friends, shopping, cooking, web comics, playing with pets, swords, kilts, ren fests, staring at the stars, people watching, writing poetry, writing short stories, walking along the ocean at night....um.....breathing.....er....being alive....etc... I REEEEALLY love to sing and often do it at the top of my lungs while driving through LA. Pretty sure I annoy the CRAP out of everyone, but it keeps me sain-ish.
MusicThe Violent Tradition, Kryptic Memories, God's Weapon, Tool, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, The Dresden Dolls, Flogging Molly, Alice in Chains, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Poe, Marylin Manson, Hurt, The Vincent Black Shadow, Five Finger Death Punch, Amanda Palmer, Gogol Bordello, Halestorm, Dethklok, Jewel, Sarah McLachlan, Slipknot, 30 Seconds to Mars, Stabbing Westward, Simon and Garfunkle, the Pixies, Peter Paul and Mary, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Pantera, Unfinished Thought, Otep, Kittie, Sublime, Led Zeplin, Bob Seager, Chevelle, Rasputina, Weezer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Murder by Death, Sponge, 19 Wheels, The Nightwatchman, Billy Joel, Elton John, Godsmack, Evanescence, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Devotchka, Korn, Emily Autumn, Straight Line Stitch, Dr. Steel, Abney Park, Fiona Apple, Belikos, Cat Power, 10 Years, Mogwai, Trivium, NIN, heavy metal, blue grass, punk, alternative, light rock, country, oldies...hell, anything that is good.

All hail Tool.

MoviesMonty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, The Princess Bride, Big Fish, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Pan's Labyrinth, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Dogma, Dumb and Dumber, Kamikaze Girls, The Dark Night, Wall-E, The Lion King, V for Vendetta, Tokyo Gore Police, Up...and many more
TelevisionThe Tick (animated show), Invader Zim, the Fairly Odd Parents, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons, Kim Possible, Evangelion, Animaniacs, Elfen Lied, Dead Like Me, Scrubs, Metalocalypse, Hellsing Ultimate OVA
BooksThe Watchmen (comic book series), LOTR, the Solitaire Mystery, Bone (comic book series), Stardust (by Neil Gaiman), H.P. Lovecraft stories, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series (by Douglas Addams), the Diskworld series (by Terry Pratchett), Memoirs of a Geisha, Kabuki (comic book series), the Sandman (comic book series), A Song of Ice and Fire series (by George R.R. Martin), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Good Omens (Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), Kafka's stories, House of Leaves (by Mark Z. Danielewski), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (by Stephen Chbosky), The Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steve Erikson), The Orphan's Tales (by Catherynne M. Valente)
HeroesMy family in general
Groups: Lipstick and EyelashesT.E.A. [Thigh-Eaters Anonymous]The Devils Rejects2TOOL IS THE GREATEST FUCKING BAND EVERA2-Ypsi Local Rock!Lake Louise United Methodist Camp AlumniCoffin Bois and GirlzThe Other Dom Dizzle Fan Club

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     cannibalgnome's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Rockford, Michigan
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Office drone, metal singer, artist, writer, etc...
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   cannibalgnome's Schools
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor, MICHIGAN
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Math, History, and Teaching
Clubs: Beside my job? Only my band.
 

2001 to 2006

   cannibalgnome's Networking
Music - Performance - Vocals
soft melodic, harsh melodic, growling, or screaming...it's all good

   cannibalgnome's Companies
The Violent Tradition
Ann Arbor, Michigan US
Vocalist / Lyricist
Dark, Hard Rock / Metal

October 2004 - August 2008
Freelance Artist
Ann Arbor, Michigan US
pencil, ink, computer, etc...

My whole bleeding life
Kryptic Memories
Canton, Michigan US
Vocalist / Lyricist
Electronica / Industrial

January 2008 - present
NPC
Santa Monica, CA US
Client Development Specialist (aka: office lacky)
Client Development

December 2008 - present
God's Weapon
Los Angeles, California US
Male vocalist
Metal / Rock / Hardcore

Oct 2008 - Nov 2009



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   cannibalgnome's Blurbs
About me:
My origin story, aye? Deep in the far reaches of space a child was born with a destiny that would forever change the balance of the universe. Hurled forth from his dying planet in the womb of a cold and uncaring space craft, the orphaned babe traveled across the expansive void of the galaxy until one day when his craft crashed down upon a little known and fairly backwater planet called Earth. Fueled by the energy of the yellow sun which burned above, this babe grew into a young man with incredible powers. That young man was none other than Clark Kent. Me...well, I'm just Adam (though some in Ann Arbor know me only as that weird guy who walks around campus singing all the time...we shall see if that catches on here in LA. Probubly not). It's as simple as that. But it would be damn sweet to have all those super powers wouldn't it?

Heh...I am such a geek.

I'm done with college (wohoo) and transplanted myself into LA last year. Now I am trying to find my way in the cold, black, demanding real world (shudders). I do try to respond back if messaged. To cut down on the hideous number of fake people trying to friend me every day, you must now put in my last name, Maloney, to friend me. So annoying.

Also the band I used to sing in, The Violent Tradition , has a myspace thingy too at http://www.myspace.com/theviolenttradition so feel free to go there. We have a few self recorded demo songs on there. I describe our sound as Tool meets SOAD with a bit of Lamb of God thrown in. In addition I lended some vocals to the projects God's Weapon and Kryptic Memories; both were collaborations with former band members from The Violent Tradition.

oh, I also have an art gallery at http://cannibalgnome.deviantart.com



I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6!

Who I'd like to meet:
**shrugs** Actually, I think meeting David Mack (met him at Wondercon 08), Neil Gaiman (met him at Amanda Palmer's solo show 12/16/08), Catherynne M. Valente (met her at her reading for Palimsest in 04/09), and Terry Pratchett would be pretty sweet.

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Clandestine

Clandestine



Nov 12 2009 1:02 AM

Awww thanks man! That really does mean a lot.

I'm loving Ihop BeetleJuice.  I smell a sequel.
Miss Mess

Cassie Anderson



Oct 31 2009 3:06 AM

Aww thanks Adam!!! ^_^
Miss Mess

Cassie Anderson



Sep 27 2009 5:10 PM

BAHAHAA wonderful xD
Cameron Blake

Cameron Blake



Sep 19 2009 4:23 AM

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

Miss Mess

Cassie Anderson



Sep 4 2009 3:07 AM

oooOOoOoo I'm slow.

But yes. The guild = amazing. It just makes me so happy when I watch it. I think now that episodes of season 3 are coming out, I might start from the beginning and watch it through again.. ALTHOUGH.. maybe not because I wanted to catch up watching The Legend of Neil..
Miss Mess

Cassie Anderson



Sep 3 2009 5:38 AM

watched what now?
Miss Mess

Cassie Anderson



Aug 18 2009 1:42 AM

Mhmm. She does an amaaazing series called "The Guild". I can't wait for season 3 ._.
Lena Dean

Lena Dean



Jul 12 2009 6:55 PM

well im a penis pirate and that makes me way cooler. :P
·•beautiful disaster•·

·•beautiful disaster•·



Jul 3 2009 4:13 AM

ill be making another one.. it just easier to kill the accy over deleting mass ppl lol
girl with a broken smile

girl with a broken smile



Jul 1 2009 5:23 PM

things is good! got a new (huge) apartment, going back to school this fall/winter and had me an fantastic vacation...how's Cali treatin' ya?
.:.: Merissa Module :.:.

.:.: Merissa Module :.:.



Jun 30 2009 2:19 AM

i am good!! and i see your doing well. LOVE THE TAT!  i remember when you told me about it.
Almond Joy

Almond Joy



Jun 29 2009 11:15 PM

dude that is awesome, i fu%king love that tat!!!!!!!!!
Resurrected, Living In A Lighthouse

Alek Zabinski



Jun 24 2009 8:30 PM

hey sorry about the past, i know i did some messed up things, but how are you? how is cali?
Riot!

Melanie Radtke



Jun 6 2009 6:10 AM

haha none other than the ann arbor area. ahhh does it bring back fond memories of pizza house?
♣♠ Romy ♠♣

Romy Rodríguez



Jun 3 2009 9:40 PM

hey there, I hope you're good! I just realized your sentimental status has changed and I'm glad for ya.. hope things are good.

I was wondering, what ever happened to that new tablet you were supposed to tear open in your birthday? I hope it's committing a better function than collecting dust.. also cause it's a crime to be in an artist's house and not be used... take care! ;)
DESILLUSION

DESILLUSION



Jun 1 2009 8:55 PM

Hey whats up. if your going to be in the L.A. area we are playing a couple of shows there this week.

here is the link with all the details.
http://profile.myspace.com/Modules/Applications/Pages/Canvas.aspx?appId=119211
Lorn

Lorn Spectrel



May 28 2009 7:32 AM

WOOT! I'm so happy to hear from you! Darling how are you? It's been so long it's like you've risen from a sleeping spell---little beauty that you are ;). Thanks for noticing the profile song, It's "Stretched On Your Grave" sung by Sinead O'Connor, one of my favorite versions of the song. It's titled by "the missing" because you know how myspace songs get cut short and deleted all the time, so I wound up with whatever played. MISS YOU!
Album on iTunes!! - Serrated Dream

Album on iTunes!! - Serrated Dream



May 25 2009 5:55 AM

THanks man! Glad you liked the music and thanks again for taking the time to check us out.  Good luck with your band and future music endeavors! peace
Kaiowas

Kaiowas



May 23 2009 9:58 PM

Thanks man, we really appreciate it!

We'll keep you updated about shows and new music too.

Denner.

Love is Forever

Love is Forever



May 21 2009 7:00 PM

yeah bI here you their same here. How L.A.
Love is Forever

Love is Forever



May 20 2009 7:02 AM

hello


hey how are you?
Riot!

Melanie Radtke



May 7 2009 1:42 AM

hahah last i heard he still looked like he was 13
Lorn

Lorn Spectrel



May 1 2009 12:26 AM

I thought you'd enjoy this as much as me. From one evil genius to another.

..Evil Genius Says - Talking to Girls - watch more funny videos..
Pillar of Autumn

Pillar of Autumn



Apr 23 2009 1:02 PM

We posted all of the songs from our new EP on our profile! Check it out and let us know what you think.
Thanks!
Erin Chance

Erin Chance



Apr 19 2009 2:53 AM

Heya, :) yup, I certainly am ^_^ I sent you a dev art thing about it :).
You still wanna get something done? I've sorted a shop now so its all go, only gonna take a couple of appointments in LA though coz it's meant to be my recovery time haha
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