Canon Avery
"Just back off. I'll tell you if it's any good or not."

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Bodega Bay, New York
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    Canon Avery's Interests
General Films, food, ghosts, staring babies, and large dogs. Great horror movies (and bad ones), funny comedies, thrilling thrillers, action movies with action, and dramas with people who can act.

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MoviesMovie Reviews
Television Random DVD reviews, which are watched afterall, on a television.


     Canon Avery's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:Writer of sorts

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Publishing - Writer - Critic
Film reviews of all shapes and sizes. I'd like to eventually compile them all into a nice, fat book.
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I currently write film reviews for Livemansion.com, so if you can’t decide what movie you want to see see this weekend, have no fear. Blockbuster, or that self-proclaimed artsy piece that still managed to hook a huge name and get a nationwide release? LiveMansion will tell you how it is. Even if you think you want to see it, check with us first.

LiveMansion also has Q&A’s with actors, directors, producers, casting agents, and other industry insiders, as well as a slew of up to date celebrity gossip, so if you need to find out who wasn't wearing underwear last night, they'll tell you.

I will also freelance when a mercenary hiring is necessary. Eventually, I will take all of my work, and pile it into a book. Or several books. We'll see. I work out of and reside in New York city, and cannot imagine being anywhere else. I've travelled far and wide on various jobs and adventures, with the ever growing film festival circuit stretching the globe.

Some things people have said about my work:

"This guy's reviews make me want to go out and hurt someone." - Guy

"His work speaks to me as though it were the wisest of wise men, and I was a child yearning for learning. He's at the top of his game when things are at their worst. It's almost as though he were the most graceful of artists, and Hollywood was the garbage in which he builds from, churning out more and more so that he may create." - Tom from Myspace. (not necessarily THE Tom, but definitely A Tom.)

"He's probably some failed hack actor/director looking to trash everyone else's work now." - Someone no longer with us.

My 32 step cinematic guide to having the finest Halloween ever.



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Mitchell G





Oct 23 2007 1:10 PM

Yes, comparing Friday The 13th to Psycho is a sin. A very bad sin.
Tracy





Oct 14 2007 4:54 PM

Loved the tongue-in-cheek review of The HeartBreak Kid... I'm thinking your real sexy under all those bandages..or I've had too much Jack Daniels
Dawn





Oct 4 2007 8:16 AM

Thanks for being a friend to Dawn. We appreciate your support and that you have become one of Dawn's friends even though she has left us.

We could use your help, again. MySpace wiped out Dawn’s account on Tuesday. We had built her page up to 35,000 friends. We would ask that you spread the word as to what happened to see if we can get some of Dawn’s friends back before her Video is released.

There will be aspects of Dawn’s video that have never been done in a music video before. And probably will never happen again. As unique and special of a person Dawn was to those who knew her.
Our goal was to make this video a reflection of those same qualities that Dawn possessed. As well as sending a message as it relates to cancer.

MySpace may have killed the number of people Dawn’s video will reach. And even though Dawn is no longer be with us. We won’t like MySpace kill her spirit.

Thanks again,
Dawn's Family and Friends
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Sep 23 2007 3:22 PM

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Sep 22 2007 9:12 AM

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Sep 21 2007 5:18 PM

Have a great weekend!
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Sep 21 2007 4:55 PM

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GOD HAS AMAZING THINGS IN STORE

(This is a heavy prayer)
Stars do not struggle to shine, rivers do not struggle to flow, and you will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the best. Hold on to your dream and it shall be well with you... Amen.
The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hand that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever, remain in God's love.
Good morning, your dream will not die, your plans will not fail, your destiny will not be aborted, and the desire of your heart will be granted in Jesus name. Say a big Amen and if you believe it, send it to all your friends.
Money will know your name and address before the end of this month. If you believe, send it back to all your friends. None goes to the river early in the morning and brings dirty water. As you are up this morning, may your life be clean, calm and clear like the early morning water. May the grace of the Almighty support, sustain and supply all your needs according to His riches in glory. Amen. Love the Lord.
Have a wonderful day in Jesus' name.
The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you. I see something good happening to you today, something that you have been waiting to experience. .
This is not a joke; you are going to receive a divine visitation that will move your life forward mightily by the outworking of Gods unstoppable Power.
You are blessed beyond all curses in Jesus name!
xxxooo's
Cheri's Man





Sep 14 2007 5:52 PM

what up.
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Sep 3 2007 11:39 PM

Tag your it ... read my new blog :)
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Aug 30 2007 10:55 PM

The Blood Shed (www.thebloodshed.net -supporting role of Hubcap) will be showing at the Pioneer Theatre in NYC (155 East 3rd St between Aves. A and B) on September 3rd at 7pm.

Go to http://www.tix.com/Event.asp?Event=104316 to buy tickets and
http://www.twoboots.com/pioneer for info about the theater.

Come see why this movie won Best Feature at the Dark Carnival Film Festival. I hope to see you there.

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Aug 27 2007 5:26 PM

Thank you for adding the Myspace Film Community page to your friends
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Aug 25 2007 9:41 AM

Thanks for getting in touch!

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Aug 22 2007 6:42 AM

Hello. We are back from this year's Guca. Thanks for the invitation to be your friend. Just a little note to let you and your friends know that, after rave reviews, 'Guca' the film is out on DVD. To buy, go directly to www.oart.co.uk/store.
THEM





Aug 22 2007 1:25 PM

Thanks for the add! Please check us out and take a look at the trailer for THEM- don't forget to check the theater listings to see if THEM is playing in a city near you!

Irish





Aug 18 2007 5:55 AM

Very cool. Don't expect me to start kissing your ass. Just so you know.
THEM





Aug 17 2007 12:57 PM

Thanks for the add! Please check us out and take a look at the trailer for THEM- don't forget to check the theater listings to see if THEM is playing in a city near you!

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Aug 11 2007 3:49 PM

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Aug 10 2007 8:44 PM

HELLO to our NEW FRIEND!!



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Aug 9 2007 10:40 PM

hey dude thanks for the add!!!! AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
juju





Aug 9 2007 10:07 PM

what's your favorite movie?
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Aug 8 2007 5:09 PM

Thank you for adding Back Stage as a MySpace friend! Keep in touch!

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National Casting Editor,
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Aug 8 2007 1:29 PM

Thanks for adding the NYC PictureStart Film Festival. With films from filmmakers like Wolfgang Petersen, John Badham, David Koepp and Henry Selick, with performances from great actors like Tom Hanks, Piper Perabo, Michael York, John Shea, David Strathairn, Heather Matarazzo, William Shatner, Dan Lauria, Frank Vincent and many many more.
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Aug 8 2007 11:08 AM

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