You, your mom, having you add me to your friends list on MySpace so we can Jell-O Wrestle and play Hungry Hungry Hippos, going to eleven, intelligence, logic, thought, knowledge, reality, analysis, critical thinking, observation, dissection, critique, rhetoric, cynicism, Pyrrhonism, perspective, lecturing, arguing, debating, common sense, spelling, grammar, writing, proper use of the English language, culture, etiquette, ethics, verbal abuse, public humiliation, hatred, mockery, thinly veiled sarcasm, humour, human / animal / privacy / consumer / student rights, anonymity, conservation, creative consumerism, world travel, World War II, philosophy, theory, literature, law, mathematics, numbers, number theory, differential equations, statistical inference, probability and statistics, actuarial science, physics (quantum, theoretical, Olivia Newtonian John), industry & automation, economics (global, macro, micro), world / ancient history & civilizations, geography, ethnology, sociology / human sciences & behaviour, international studies, the Middle East, doing your homework, turning in 50 pages when only 5 are required, photography, photojournalism, documentaries, cinematography, contemporary / Scandanavian design, modern art, architecture, aesthetics, clean lines, structure, planning, organising, multitasking, preparedness, vinyl, youth large, technology, the Internerd, computer / telecommunications security, k0dez, w@rez, t-filez, underscores, piracy, breaking copyright laws, violating EULA's, open shares, open source, GPL, encryption, fuskering your photobucket and finding all your n00dz, reverse engineering, social engineering, PS2 / Xbox / Xbox360 dev, reading your e-mail, x25, Usenet, IRC, Firefox, being a secret Internet fatty, never sleeping, the kids from Tyne & Wear, Wor Jackie, Shearer, Gazza, Robbie Fowler snorthing lines off the pitch, taking kung-fu lessons from Eric Cantona, EPL, seeing George Bush die, Martha Stewart going to prison, true separation of Church and State, respecting the rock, hating the recording industry, singing Sum 41 karaoke to telemarketers, TAKING 4 YEARS TO RESPOND TO MYSPACE MAIL, shaving off your eyebrows and drawing in a unibrow, Photoshopping Randy "Macho Man" Savage into your wedding pictures, slaying laser generated dragons with Ronnie James Dio, putting Cannibal Corpse tapes in your little sister's Teddy Ruxpin, winning the gold medal in the grocery store olympics, crashing your LAN party, Torrid, Jesus Juice, Xenu, wasting Murdock's bandwidth, exiting stage 4, finding out why you are reading this nonsense, REMINDING YOU THAT IT CAN TAKE ME AN INCREDIBLY LONG TIME TO RESPOND TO MAIL AND APPROVE/RETURN COMMENTS.
And I'm also interested in seeing a picture of you that does not prominently feature your arm holding up a camera or you standing in front of your bathroom mirror. If you really have that many friends, ask one of them to take a proper photo of you already.
Don't worry, though, you still look really hot with 72 and a half T's like whoa doing it. So much so that when I look at your pictures, I think to myself. "Hell yeah, I would hit that..."
"... with a truck."
Music
Mick, Keith, Ron, Bill, Charlie, Brian, and Mick. Ladies and Gentlemen, THE ROLLING STONES. 13th Floor Elevators, 4 Skins, 999, A-Bombs, A Flock of Seagulls, Abigail Williams, AC/DC, Adam Ant, The Adicts, AFI, Afrika Bambaataa, Airbourne, Al Green, The Alarm, Alice Cooper, Alien Sex Fiend, American Express, American Heartbreak, Anarchoi, Andy McCoy, Angelic Upstarts, Angels in Vain, Animosity, Ann Sorel, Antaeus, Antagony, Anthrax, Anti-Nowhere League, Anti Pasti, Aphex Twin, April March, Ariane, The Ark, Arto Muna ja Millennium, As I Lay Dying, Asteroid B-612, Autolux, B-Rad, Backyard Babies, Bad Brains, Bad Wizard, Bad4Good, The Barracudas, Bauhaus, The Beatles, The Bellrays, Bellvue, Belphegor, Beneath The Ashes, Berlin, Big Audio Dynamite, Big Daddy Kane, Big Num, Bill Monroe, Billie Holiday, Biz Markie, Black and Blue, Black Box Revelation, Black Furies, Black Halos, Black Moses, Black Radio, Black Sabbath, Black Uniforms, Blacksmith, Bleeding Through, The Bled, The Blessings, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blitz, Blondie, The Blood Brothers, The Blue Van, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bobgoblin, Bolt Thrower, The Bombettes, The Boneless Ones, The Bones, Bo Diddley, The Borderlines, Bow Wow Wow, Boytronic, Brain Drill, The Briefs, Broken Bones, Bubble, Buck Owens, Buddy Guy, Buick McKane, Burning Pipe Harmony, The Business, Buzzcocks, Cannibal Corpse, CantSayNo, Captain and Tennille, Carbon/Silicon, The Carburetors, Carcass, Carole Robert, Caroline, The Cars, Cauldron, Celebrity Skin, Cellador, Celtic Frost, Chantal Kelly, Chaos U.K., Charlie Daniels, Cheap & Nasty, Cheap Trick, Cheerleader 666 (Kïll Cheerleader), Chelsea, The Cherry Bombz, Cherry Street, The Cherrykicks, The Cherryreds, Chet Atkins, Chinese Takeaway, Chron Gen, The Chronics, Chuck Berry, Chuck Treece, Chunky A, Circle Jerks, Cirith Ungol, Clan of Xymox, The Clash, Cleo, C'Mon, Cock Sparrer, Color Me Badd, Combat 84, The Commodores, Conflict, Cooper Temple Clause, Converge, Corey Feldman, The Cramps, The Crash, Crash Convention, Crass, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cryptopsy, Culture Club, The Cure, D.A.D., The Damned, Danger Kitty, The Dark, Daughters, Dave Kusworth, David Bowie, David Sylvian, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, The Dears, DeBarge, Debbie Gibson, Deicide, Deltoros, Demented Are Go, Demolition 23, Depeche Mode, Desecration, Destroy Destroy Destroy, Destruction, Devo, Dexy's Midnight Runners, D-Generation, Die Fast, Dio, Discharge, Disfear, Disturbance, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, DJ Quik, Doggy Style, Dogs D'Amour, The Doits, Dokken (specifically the "Breaking The Chains" video), Dolly Parton, The Donnas, Dorian Grey, Dr. Know, The Dragons, Drivin N Cryin, Duran Duran, Dwight Yoakam, Early Man, Earth Wind & Fire, Easy Action, Ed Solo & Skool Of Thought, Eddie Cochran, Edith Piaf, Elakelaiset, Elastica, Ella Fitzgerald, Electric Frankenstein, ELO, Elvis Costello, Embrace The End, Entombed, Enthroned, EPMD, Eppu Normaali, Eric B. & Rakim, Every Time I Die, Ex-Idols, Exodus, The Exploited, F-Minus, The Faceless, Faster Pussycat, The Faces, The Faint, Fat Boys, Fear, Fields Of The Nephilim, The Finger, First Blood, Fishfaces, The Fitness, Flaming Sideburns, Flesh for LuLu, Flipper, Flying Burrito Brothers, Foxy Roxx, France Gall, Francoise Hardy, Freddy Cannon, From A Second Story Window, Funny Money, Future Sound of London, Fuzzbox, G.B.H., Gallows, Gang Of Four, Gang War, Garbage, Gary Numan, Gene Autry, Gene Vincent, Generation X, Gerardo, The Ghoulies, Gillian Hills, The Girls, Give Up The Ghost, Gluecifer, Good Time Women, Gorgoroth, Grafton, Grandmaster Flash, The Great Kat, Grady, Grim Reaper, Gunmetal Grey (but not Gun Metal Grey), Guns N' Roses (Appetite era and earlier), Hall & Oates, The Hangmen, Hank III, Hank Williams, Hanoi Rocks, Hardcore Superstar, The Have, The Heartbreakers, The Heatseekers, Helena Vondrackova, The Hellacopters, Hirax, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Holly Golightly, Hollywood Brats, The Horrors, Hour of Penance, Houston Swing Engine, Howlin' Wolf, Human League, Hundred Million Martians, Husky Rescue, The Hymans, I-F, Ian Brown, Iggy Pop, Immortal, Impotent Sea Snakes, Infa-Riot, International Noise Conspiracy, Inxs, Iron Maiden, ISJML, ISCSNML, Izzy Stradlin, The Jacobites, Jacqueline Nero, Jacqueline Taïeb, The Jam, James Brown, Jan Stenfors (Nasty Suicide), Jason & The Scorchers, The Jeevas, Jeff Dahl, Jefferson Airplane, Jerry Lee Lewis, Jesse Malin, Jet, Jetboy, J.F.A., Jimi Hendrix, Joan Jett, Job For A Cowboy, Joe Strummer, John Lee Hooker, John Lydon, Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, Johnny Thunders, Journey, Joy Division, Judas Priest, Junior Wells, Kaaos, Kajagoogoo, Kane Roberts, Keel, Keith Richards, Kelly Osbourne, Kent, Killers & Kings, King Kobra (before the sex change), King Kurt, Kitty Wells, Kix, Klamydia, The Knack, Kraftwerk, Kreator, Kriss Kross, Krokus, Kult ov Azazel, L.A. Guns, Le Shok, Le Tigre, Leo Sayer, Les Rita Mitsouko, Les Savy Fav, Line Renaud, Little Richard, Little Walter, The Livin' Kitchen, Liz Brady, Lloyd Price, Lords of the New Church, Loudness, Louise Cordet, Love and Rockets, Love Injections, Loverboy, Lucero, Lucien, Luomakunta, Luonteri Surf, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mad Juana, The Maggots, Magrudergrind, The Makers, Malevolent Creation, Mando Diao, Manic Street Preachers, Manowar, Manticore, Marching Orders, Marion, Marthe Hinny, Marvin Gaye, Maryrene, MC Hammer, MC5, The Meatmen, Megadeth, Melody Club, Menswear, The Mentors, Menudo, Merle Haggard, Metal Shop, Metallica (before they were bald), The Meteors, Metric, Metro Riots,
Michael Monroe, Mick Jagger, Miles Davis, Milli Vanilli, Million Dollar Marxists, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Miss Kittin, Missing Persons, The Mission, Monotronix, Morbid Angel, Motley Crue (Pre-Corabi), Motorcycle Boy, Motorhead, Mott The Hoople, Muddy Waters, The Mummies, Myriam Martin, N.W.A., Napalm Death, Napolean Blown Aparts, Nasum, Natispaska, Nazis From Mars, Neil's Children, Nena, New Kids on the Block, New Model Army, New Riders of the Purple Sage, The New Trust, New York Dolls, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Nicke Royale, The Night Marchers, Nikki Sudden, Nights Like These, Nitro, Noelle Cordier, The Nomads, Novelift, NRA, Nukkekoti, Oasis, Odin, On Trial, One Way System, Otis Redding, Otos 77, Outkast, Oxymoron, Overkill, Ozzy, Panjabi MC, Paris Combo, Part-time Posers, Pat Benatar, Payback, PCP Highway, Peaches, Pedro The Lion, The Peepshows, Pelle Miljoona, The Penfifteen Club, Perkele, Pestilence, Pet Shop Boys, Peter & The Test Tube Babies, The Phantom Pains, Phil Shoenfelt, Pig Destroyer, Placebo, Plan Nine, The Police (when they were poor), Possessed, The Postal Service, Pourquois Ne Veux, Preschool Tea Party Massacre, The Pretenders, Pretty Boy Floyd, The Pretty Things, Primal Scream, Prince, The Professionals, Psychopunch, Public Enemy, Pulp, Pure Rubbish, The Quadrajets, Queen, Queeny Blast Pop, The Quireboys, Radio Birdman, Radio One, The Ramones, Rapid Fire, The Rasmus, Ratt, Reagan Youth, Redd Kross, Redhouse, REO Speedwagon, The Replacements, The Restarts, Retaliator, Rhino Bucket, Richard Hell & The Voidoids, Rick James, Rick Springfield, Riistetyt, Riot Squad, Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock, Robin Black & The Intergalactic Rockstars, Rock City Angels, Rocket From the Crypt, Rocket From The Tombs, The Romantics, Rose Tattoo, Roxx Gang, Roxy Music, Rudimentary Peni, The Runaways, Ryan Adams, Sahara Hotnights, The Saints, Saltus, Sam Cooke, Samhain, Satyricon, Saxon, Saxorior, Scornage, Scorpions, Sea Hags, Serge Gainsbourg, Servotron, Sex Pistols, The Sewergrooves, Shalamar, Sham 69, The Shamen, The Shins, Shitbirds, The Shore, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Silver, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Six Feet Under, Skeletonwitch, Skid Row, Slaughter & The Dogs, Slayer, Slick Rick, The Slits, Smack, The Smiths, The Smugglers, Social Distortion, Sodom, Soft Cell, Soho Roses, Sold Out Sweethearts, The Solution, Some Action, Some Kind Of Hate, Sonic Negroes, The Sonics, Sons of Cyrus, Sore Throat, Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Southern Bitch, Spandau Ballet, Special Ed, The Specials, Specimen, Spinal Tap, Spread Eagle, SS Kaliert, Stan Getz, The Star Spangles, The Start, The Static Age, StealingIsBad, Stefan Sundstrom, Stereo Total, Stetsasonic, Steve Earle, Stevie Wonder, Stick To Your Guns, Stiff Little Fingers, Stiv Bators, Stomper 98, Stompin' Souls, The Stooges, Straw Dogs, Stray Cats, Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Stryper, Suede, Suferosa, Suffocation, Suicide, Suicide Twins, Superbus, Supergrass, Supershit 666, The Supersuckers, Survivor, Suzi Quatro, Svartsyn, The Sweet, Swell Maps, Swindle A Go Go, The Sword, Sworn Enemy, Sybil, Sylosis, Sylvain Sylvain, Tammy Wynette, Tampere SS, The Tears, Terror, Terrorizer, Testament, Thin Lizzy, Thomas Denver Jonsson, Thunder Express, Tiffany, Tiger Army, Tigertailz, TLFR, Toilet Boys, Tokyo Dragons, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tommy Tutone, Tony Bennett, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Tori Cobras, Total Chaos, Tower Blocks, Toy Dolls, Toy Mic Trevor, Trash Can Punch, The Trashmen, T.Rex, Trelldom, Trial, True Believers, T.S.O.L., The Tubes, Tuff, Turbonegro, Turisas, Tuuli, Twisted Sister, Two Seconds, UFO, Thee Ultra Bimboos, Ultravox, The Undertones, Union Carbide Productions, The Untamed, Urrke T & The Midlife Crisis, Vain, Valient Thorr, Van Halen (do I even have to say it? Roth-era only), Vanilla Ice, The Varukers, Vatos Locos, Venom, The Verve, The Vibrators, The Vikings, Violaine, The Virus, Vital Remains, Viva High Rollers, Volbeat, Volxsturm, Von Bondies, W.A.S.P., The Waitresses, The Waldos, Walture Lure, The Waterboys, Waylon Jennings, The White Demons, The Who, Willie Dixon, Willie Nelson, Wilson Pickett, Wings, Witchcraft, Wrathchild UK, Written House, X-Ray Spex, XTC, The Yellow Belts, Zao, Ziggy Stardust, Metal, Thrash Metal, Doom Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Speed Metal, Extreme Metal, Folk Metal, Symphonic Metal, Celtic Metal, Dark Metal, Viking Metal, Medieval Metal, Unicorn Metal, Troll Metal, Elven Metal, Wizard Metal, Dungeon Metal, Dragon Metal, Dungeons & Dragons Metal, Snow Wolf Metal, Metal To LARP To, Metalcore, Metalcore Metal, Hardcore, Softcore, Mallcore, MILFCore, CRABCORE!!1!
Movies
Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest Goes to Jail, Ernest Scared Stupid, Ernest Rides Again, Ernest Goes to School, Slam Dunk Ernest, Ernest Goes to Africa, Ernest in the Army, Ernest the Pirate, Cool as Ice, Beezbo, Shakes the Clown, Spinal Tap, Teen Steam, The Muppet Movie, Cocksucker Blues, Decline of The Western Civilization: The Metal Years, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Karateka II: The Wrath of Dude, R. Kelly's Funniest Home Videos, Hokus Pokus, Shackle Me Not, The World At War
Television
Match Of The Day, Reinikainen, Pikku Kakkonen, Lilla Sportspegeln, What the World Thinks of America, Frontline, 60 Minutes, P.O.V., Wide Angle, Al-Jazeera, Abu Dhabi, World Link TV, Mosaic, Battlefield, 20/20, Band Of Brothers, Dance Party U.S.A., Leave it to Beaver, SCTV, Monty Python, The Awful Truth, Beavis & Butthead, Hee Haw, ALF, Absolutely Fabulous, South Park, Charles in Charge, CHiPS, Facts of Life, Joanie Loves Chachi, The A-Team, Night Flight, Punky Brewster, Small Wonder, Three's Company, What's Happenin, The Young Ones, Lawrence Welk, Webster, Knight Rider, The Brady Bunch, I Dream of Jeanie, Jack Benny, All in the Family, The Munsters, The Six-Million Dollar Man, Faulty Towers, In Search Of, Insomniac, The Daily Show, Soul Train, Jeopardy, The Gong Show, Are You Being Served, Oggy & Kackerlackorna, High Chaparall, Jools Holland, Popside, Allsång på Skansen
Books
THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO MYSPACE:
The embarrassingly idiotic captions underneath your MySpace photos, the dictionary, In Cold Blood, Too Much Too Soon, Please Kill Me, Rotten, England's Dreaming, Chelsea Horror Hotel, Hollywood Rocks, Get Your War On, Andrew W.K.'s lyric sheets, Tom's e-mail, bad MySpace and LiveJournal poetry, Anal Cunt song titles, your profile, and...
Burroughs, Camus, Dostoyevsky, Homer, Kierkegaard, Lyotard, Malraux, Marx, Mirbeau, Nietzsche, Rimbaud, Sartre, Schopenhauer, Plath, Wilde, Williams, 1984, Automatic Living, The Bang-Bang Club, The Bell Jar, Das Kapital, Der Prozess, Discipline And Punish: The Birth of The Prison, The Fire Next Time, The Glass Menagerie, The Handmaid's Tale, If This Is A Man / The Truce, Invisible Man, Journey To The End Of The Night, L'Être Et Le Néant (Being And Nothingness), The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, La Peste, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Les Particules Élémentaires (Atomised), Man's Fate, Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei, Notes From The Underground, Novel With Cocaine, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Prozac Nation, The Pursuit Of Loneliness, The Room, The Silent Twins, The Society Of The Spectacle, The Torture Garden, The World As Will And Representation
A Roman is invading Britain after hundreds of years
With a pope star's world tour amidst fanatical tears
A false Prophet, the bible warns us, who's wearing a crown
Deceiving and uniting churches burn the whole world down
Anti-Soviet polish priest was just the image they need
Seize control of the Catholic church for political greed
They replaced him with an actor, set the stage for war
Pope John Paul II was poisoned behind vatican doors
Inquisition, crusades and martyrs burned for blasphemy
Religion causes most of the wars throughout history
Divine combat - revolution - the actor pope fraud
Greed and murder is forgiven when in the name of God
"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world."
Happy [almost] Birthday!
Hope you enjoy it. If it's half-way through the day, or just half-way through the first hour, and your not having "a blast"..DRINK IT UP! But, if you don't drink, for whatever reason[lol] then go to an orgie full of nymphos in animal costumes.
I can't reallly say if I like it, or not, because I get satisfied at the drinking part.
