Apart from the finer points o' administerin' a savage beatin with me fists and forehead; piratin', plunderin', pilferin' and studyin' the many uses o' weasel grease.
"Slap weasel grease to it and march on!"
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Music
Shanties, Chanties and bawdy drinking house songs about a sportin' wench named Ethel.
Movies
I like the one where the kids get into a tricky situation and just when it seems all hope is gone, at least one o' them survives and we all learn a valuable lesson.
Television
THAT'S where I put me beer down!
Books
Our latest book - due out August 26th! "The Pirate Life: Unleashing Your Inner Buccaneer" and of course the ol' favorite; "Pirattitude! So You Wanna Be a Pirate? Here's How!" also, anything by the piratical penning team o' Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy
Heroes
No. No. Please. I don't think o' meself as a "Hero." I'm just a simple pirate doin' what I can to give the entire planet a right good goosin'!
About me: I be a pirate. Co-founder o' International Talk Like a Pirate Day; social commentator and gadfly.
Visit the official site here: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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Visit our official MySpace site here: http://www.myspace.com/pirateguys
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who be in need o' a savage beatin' with me fists and forehead and treat 'em accordingly.
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