About me:.. Jagged Edges is a webcomic by The Card that launched in June 2007.
BREAKING NEWS! After over two years in 2 x 2 square panels, Jagged Edges is now in a horizontal 4-panel format. All the laughter, none of the bothersome scrolling. But that's not all! Jagged Edges's website has an incredible new design with easy-to-navigate and pleasing-to-the-eye features. Check it out at jagged-edges.com! Jagged Edgesis a social satire that chronicles the libido-induced misadventures of Cord Samson, a dimwitted, egomaniacal, perverse high school student, as he tries in vain to make sense of everything from politics to his attic full of restraining orders. By Cord’s side are his unwitting sidekick Mr. Sock (a sock puppet), naïve lackey extraordinaire Skyler Greenway, and a trio of the unluckiest teenage girls this side of a To Catch a Predator cast reunion.
Follow the misadventures of Cord Samson, a 17-year-old high school student (when he shows up for school, that is) from Los Angeles, as he tries to "charm" the ladies the best way he knows how: by complimenting their "ass"-ets, professing his lust for them at 3 a.m. outside their parents' bedroom window, and inviting them to his place for a quick f**k fest after getting released on bond the following morning.
Lament the fate of poor Mr. Sock, a talking sock puppet left in charge of Cord who can't quite seem to give up on the guy, despite Cord's frequent brushes with the law and tendency to use the bathtub as a toilet. Pity Susan Avery, Alicia Avalon, and Vanessa Robinson, the three girls at Cord's school with whom he believes he has the best chance to score, despite restraining orders, lawsuits for sexual misconduct, and irate parents beating him to a pulp.
Wonder how Skyler Greenway could be so stupid as to look up to Cord and enlist his aid in winning the object of his affections, which, of course, involves plenty of money and credit cards stolen from the wallets of Skyler's parents, taking the fall for Cord when he sets house (Skyler's house) on fire, and shoplifting from Victoria's Secret.
Who I'd like to meet:If you love webcomics; extremely perverse, egotistical, misogynistic teenage boys who (at least in SOME cases) get their comeuppance even if they're too stupid to realize it; talking sock puppets with family issues; idiotic stooges who'd do anything--and I mean anything--to impress a "friend;" and teenage girls who can handle themselves, albeit begrudgingly, in the face of lewdness and stupidity, please add this site as a friend and please visit jagged-edges.com!
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Occupation: Webcomic author/artist