Kristina
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Female
19 years old
Ten's Underwear, South
United Kingdom



Last Login: 4/29/2009
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    Kristina's Interests
GeneralSolitude.
And coffee.
And copping a load of this:
casanova
MusicDresden Dolls | Alice Cooper | Emilie Autumn | Regina Spektor | Imogen Heap | Nightwish | Marilyn Manson | Pink | Garbage
MoviesYou can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.




The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Metropolis
Queen of the Damned
10 Things I Hate About You
Total Eclipse
Romeo and Juliet [the Zefferelli version]
Corpse Bride
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Edward Scissorhands.
St Trinian's! "They're bloody animals! ANIMALS! I'M GOING TO KILL THEEEEEEM!!"
TelevisionDoctor Who
Books"Shakespeare: The Thinker". And "Is It Just Me, Or Is Everything Shit?"
HeroesNo one will ever be as cool as BUCKY! Captain Bucky O' Hare!

     Kristina's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 4" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:Obsessor

   Kristina's Schools
University of Sussex
Falmer, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Literature
 

2008 to Present



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I Club Seals funny t-shirtFunny t-shirts from corpseclothing.com



Kristi
Stina
Any other variation thereof



I study English and Italian at university. I am the shortest person in my student house. I read a lot. YOU WILL LOVE ME. I demand that you love me. Fawn, underlings, fawn! ...I'm kidding, I hate a lot of social contact, except when it comes to my delicious friendlings :D I am a lazy sonofabitch 50% of the time; the other 50% is taken up with creative procrastination. I listen to music pretty much constantly, but I refuse to listen to shit such as Coldplay, Uffie, the Luchagors, Sparklehorse, Vampire Weekend and any rap music bar Hollywood Undead. I love SHOCK ROCK and DARK CABARET best. I arse around on YouTube a lot, you are very likely to find me here: ....
I mark all band invites as spam, so don't bother. Don't add me if we've never spoken, you'll either get abused or ignored, whichever you find worse. Ciao ciao!! xx


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Who I'd like to meet:
Casanova I met him. I said he was gorgeous. And he said I was too. ♥

   


   Kristina's Friend Space (Top 4)
Kristina has 95 friends.
 ~Captain Handicrafts~ 


 Lauryn 


 Spacee Facee Xx 


 thelocalmunchkin:] 





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~Captain Handicrafts~





Feb 1 2009 1:55 AM

I have suddenly come to the realisation that the Russian chick is REALLY HOT. I think she's Ivana Milicevic. Now, IVANA do lots of things to her OH HO HO.
>D
Diagon Alley





Jan 26 2009 10:33 PM

You might love the doctor almost as much as I. Cheers to that!

(Have you seen my mommy?)
Rap Thy Lexicons





Jan 15 2009 7:47 PM

Oh, wow. I want to try yours! I see words in colour... I've never even really thought about it before, just thought it was pretty usual.

For example, "Kristina" is dark green, but "Xtina" is black. And "Sammut" is yellow. Yay for being one in 2,000!

(Nope, not double-posted ^^)
~Captain Handicrafts~





Jan 3 2009 6:41 PM

I like that YOU like!

c:<

HOMG you got UNIQLOCK?!?!?!?!?!

I LOVE YOU.

SPREAD THE UNIQLOCK LOVE!!!!

Also: What are you doing Saturday? So, like, in a week's time.
~Captain Handicrafts~





Jan 1 2009 10:08 PM

HAPPY NEAU YARRRRR!!

no. What makes you say that?


HOMG YES AND I CRIED BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY SO GORGEOUS TO WATCH. AND THE JOKER IS AMAZING. I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL HYPE, BUT HE'S GENIUS. SO GENIUS AND WONDERFUL I WOULD LET HIM VIOLATE ME, AS BATMAN WAS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY.

BUT it's only RENTED and I so want to buy it now so I can watch it again.

Oh LORD.
~Captain Handicrafts~





Dec 23 2008 12:33 PM

no. Ahaha! Yeah okay then. More 2ish plz maybe if you can?? Txt me backs.
~Captain Handicrafts~





Dec 22 2008 10:42 PM

FUCK YOU

Tues. What time? I'm thinking 1/2ish?? You're staying for tea, btw. Lasagne and you'll like it >:I

<3<3<3
Kimberley





Dec 20 2008 12:36 AM

Why the f*ck does it say Emily 187 or something on his penis?


Why?



He's all tired and dead from the coming session.

We're just too hard on him sometimes...*Tuts*
Kimberley





Dec 20 2008 12:25 AM

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Says Kimmi and Barty.
Kimberley





Dec 20 2008 12:15 AM

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Who's a milkeh fan?
Bartemius is.

Where does he get his milk from?

THIS COMMENT IS OVER.
*Shifty eyes*
Kimberley





Dec 20 2008 12:04 AM

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Kimmi loves Toast.
THORN FUCKING LOVES IT.
Kimberley





Dec 19 2008 11:49 PM

We're men.
We're men in tights.

YES WE ARE.

I refrain you from smacking up my stamps like their some sort of Pirate whore.

What's this about tripping old grannies, James? What did you do to my mother!?


MOTHAR?
MOTHAAAAAAAARRRRHH!!!!

P.S - Barty says hai.
~Captain Handicrafts~





Oct 30 2008 3:53 AM

I know, I know. Reno's upset too, bless. Did you SEE Paris Hilton on NTA's?! OMGWTFNO.

We'll talk more in the morning. Get to BED. >:I

In the meantiemz, dream sweet dreams of our lovely DoctorHamletCasanovaSir[Ihavealargepenisinmy]ScottishPants.
thelocalmunchkin:]





Oct 13 2008 6:51 PM

yeah...well

i'll feed you my deadly meat pies

what'cha gonna do then huh punk?!?!


and if you don't want to be at Uni.... COME TO MEEEEEEEE
thelocalmunchkin:]





Oct 13 2008 2:39 PM

im going to come get you
remember that XD
Laura





Oct 8 2008 6:33 PM

Heya!!
Oh, Kristina, I'm ok now, but blimey I was embarassed!

Not too traumatised on account of the fact that I remember bugger all, but I was well looked after apparrently! Oopsie!
Thanks for thinking of me, haha!

How's uni life, George my love?
xx
Rap Thy Lexicons





Oct 5 2008 7:11 PM

*snickers evilly and begins plotting*
Rap Thy Lexicons





Oct 5 2008 5:03 PM

It's official. I hate you. SO bad.

Next time you go do awesome and universe-owning stuff, TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Rap Thy Lexicons





Oct 5 2008 4:33 PM

"Rather lucky"? You're two steps away from being the owner of the universe, and both of those steps involve the phrase "Tenn-inch".

And it appears that I'm not worthy to click the link... "This photo cannot be viewed because it has either been deleted or marked as private by the user.
"

WELL BURN.

I want to see the bear-hands! *scowl*

Some people have all the luck.
Rap Thy Lexicons





Oct 5 2008 3:49 PM

FUCK NO.
YOU DID NOT SEE HIS BUTTCRACK AND HAVE HIM TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

Clearly there is no justice in the world.
*pines*
~Captain Handicrafts~





Sep 25 2008 9:58 PM

http://uk. youtube. com/watch?v=mKVLEiE2Qs4 But that ones better quality and has an awesome commentator
~Captain Handicrafts~





Sep 28 2008 12:04 AM

:D

HAVE AN AWESOME TIME TOMORROW!!

Good luck and all that shiz! Thanks for coming t'other night, thanks for the presentamos <3 and I will see you next Saturday!!

Hope your 'housemates' aren't BB rejects.

Lemme know how goes it!

~
~Captain Handicrafts~





Sep 25 2008 9:54 PM

ASDFJKL;

HOMG. I love you. Seriously man. Helped cheer me up!

MEGA:L

We must sing it tomorrow evening.

In appropriate attire.

Also, I know we've all seen it, but I just watched it again and spat tea all over the cat.

http://uk. youtube. com/watch?v=kRH4kYgCIDk
~Captain Handicrafts~





Sep 25 2008 9:30 PM

NO.




























Oh, alright then.

PIÑATAPIÑATAPIÑATA!!
~Captain Handicrafts~





Sep 23 2008 12:01 PM

*u* You is tooooo kind!

I love you.

And your skullfuckery.









SKULLFUCKER!!!
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