Captain Canard
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GeneralHumor, Comedy, Reading, Reading about humor and comedy, sketch comedy, Satire. I have an affinity for British comedy, particularly Beyond the Fringe, Monty Python, Black Adder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, French and Saunders, Smack the Pony, and Absolutely Fabulous.
MusicThey Might Be Giants, Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, Nellie McKay, Aimee Mann, Liz Phair, Counting Crows, Lyle Lovett, Kim Richey, Adrienne Young, Shawn Colvin, Dixie Chicks, Snow Patrol, Breaking Benjamin, Kennedy Rose, Tori Amos, Bare Naked Ladies, Garbage, Green Day, John Prine, Willie Nelson Iris DeMent, Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt", Bobby Bare, Bob Dylan, Tom Lehrer, Celtic, Classical
MoviesBlue Velvet, Animal House, anything with Harold Lloyd, anything with Buster Keaton, Marx Brothers, Dodgeball, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Station Agent, most Woody Allen movies, Arthur, Office Space, anything by Monty Python or members of the group, Happiness, Being John Malkovich, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Barton Fink, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, This is Spinal Tap, Election, American Splendor, Moulan Rouge, All That Jazz, Pi, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Squid and the Whale, The Tall Guy, Fight Club, Calendar Girls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, The Matador, The Jerk, Ghostbusters, Ed Wood, Adaptation, There's Something About Mary, Amazon Women on the Moon, Kentucky Fried Movie, The Boob Tube, Garden State, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Seven, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Finding Neverland, The River's Edge, Sling Blade, Chicago, Glengarry Glen Ross, Harold and Maude, Wild Strawberries, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite, Jean de Florette, Manon of the Spring, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Midnight Cowboy, Rules of the Game, Jules and Jim, The 400 Blows, The Bicycle Thief, Wings of Desire, Il Postino, Cinema Paradiso, Pulp Fiction, 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita, Betty Blue, Office Space, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Aristocrats, Jesus is Magic, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Dr. Strangelove, Juno, Reel Paradise, Surfwise, The King of Kong, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Last Dance, The Comedians of Comedy: The Movie, POPaganda: The Art & Crimes of Ron English, Mamma Mia, Caberet.
TelevisionDaily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Most Adult Swim Shows (including Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, 12 oz. Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Brac Show, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost), Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Late Show with David Letterman, SNL: Complete First Season (dvd), SNL: Complete Second Season (dvd), Upright Citizens Brigade: First and Second Seasons, Dexter.
BooksMy Uncle Oswald; Life is a Strange Place; Cat's Cradle; Slaughterhouse-Five; anything by Mark Twain or Woody Allen or S. J. Perelman or Robert Benchley or James Thurber or David Sedaris; Monty Python: All the Words; Riverside Shakespeare Complete Works; Ballad of a Sad Cafe; Reflections in a Golden Eye; A Secret History; The Prince of Tides; Silence of the Lambs; To Kill a Mockingbird; The Plague and I; World in a Phrase; America the Book: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction; The Areas of My Expertise; Oh, the Things I Know!; Pure Drivel; Coyote v. ACME; Thank You for Smoking; stories by Aimee Bender or George Saunders; Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me; The Bell Jar; Catcher in the Rye; stories and books by P. G. Wodehouse, Flannery O'Connor, T. C. Boyle, Chuck Palahniuk, Jerry Stahl, Maggie Estep, Stephen King; Home Land; Handling Sin; WLT: A Radio Romance; The Things They Carried; An Underground Education; The Know-It-All; Blood Meridian; The Disheveled Dictionary: A Curious Caper Through Our Sumptuous Lexicon; The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: The Ultimate Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager, and the Doomed; The New Well-Tempered Sentence: A Punctuation Handbook for the Innocent, the Eager, and the Doomed; Oxford American Writer's Thesaurus; Reading Like a Writer; Spunk and Bite; Fast Forward: Confessions of a Porn Screenwriter; Mr. Mike : The Life and Work of Michael O'Donoghue The Man Who Made Comedy Dangerous; A Futile and Stupid Gesture: How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever; Ant Farm and Other Desperate Situations; De Kooning; Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants; I Love You, Beth Cooper; Stiff; What I Would Say to the Martians.
Groups: Sketch Comedy Writing League[adult swim]Chimpsy RadioMyspace Sketch ComedyBizzaro Group!South ParkBookExpo America / Writer’s Digest Books Writer’s ConferenceSidewalk Scramble

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Captain Canard is an experiment in demented wit, deranged absurdity, and odd humor. More information is provided at www.CaptainCanard.com.


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George Milton

George Milton



Nov 8 2009 1:26 AM

Hey, I just put up a bunch of new tracks on my page, check 'em out, let me know what you think!
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Nov 8 2009 1:06 AM

Stopping by to say HI!!!

Wish you were here...would love to meet you;)



I wish you continued success in all you do.

Goodnight now and may God bless


Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 24 2009 4:40 AM


I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.

Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.

If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.

I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive)

The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show.

I'm the opening act as Red Skelton.
If you get the chance please stop by and say HI.
If you want to see the show here is a discount code for you.





I wish you continued success in all you do.

"Goodnight now and may God bless"


Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 10 2009 7:03 PM

Just stopping by to give you a massage


I hope your weekend is a fun one!

Enjoy it before it is gone;)

I wish you continued success in all you do.

Goodnight now and may God bless.

Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator

p.s. Are you planning to visit the Las Vegas Strip??!...If so, I hope you come see me ;)


RED SKELTON
Michael Dhillon

Michael Dhillon



Sep 26 2009 9:33 AM

Thank you for accepting my request.

Take care.

Michael
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Sep 8 2009 8:55 PM

Just stopping by to wave "HI;)"

I hope your Labor Day was terrific!
Now it's time to get back to LABORING!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
Goodnight now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator

p.s.When & if you are in Las Vegas, I hope you come see me ;)

RED SKELTON
Aerias

Aerias



Aug 30 2009 8:48 AM

Thanks for being a Friend!! Please stop by leave a comment and let us know what YOU think of our music. Your opinion is very important to us! We just added new mixes of our 5 song EP from our Producer, Brett Hestla (Creed, Framing Hanley, Tantric, Dark New Day) we released all 5 songs on myspace. Have a GREAT week/weekend!
-Aerias (prepare to be surprised rock to ballads)
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Aug 19 2009 8:33 PM

Have you heard this one??!!

May your day be filled with happiness

"Goodbye for now and may God bless"
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Aug 8 2009 7:04 PM

JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY

HI and SHOW SOME LOVE




NEED A GOOD LAUGH?...SURE YOU DO:)




Goodbye for now and may God bless.
Corpus Callosum

Corpus Callosum



Aug 2 2009 4:26 PM

webcast?
Trenton Stone

Trenton Stone



Jul 22 2009 10:38 AM


Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Jul 13 2009 7:55 PM

Just stopping by to say HI!
Sure is getting HOT in Las Vegas.
When you get a chance, check out the “COOLEST SHOW IN TOWN”

Starring Larry G Jones~Singing Impressionist and Brian Hoffman as 'Red Skelton'

We have a blast every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.



Larry G Jones was just named 'Entertainer of the Year' in Las Vegas.
We have a 'COOL DEAL' for you.
Get General Admission and VIP preferred seating tickets at half price by using discount code MYSPACE (all Caps)
Visit http://www.LasVegasActs.com/showvideos.html to see VIDEOS!
Click on TICKETS to reserve seats for the show;)
Next time you are in the neighborhood, check out the funniest show in Las Vegas!

I wish you continued success in all you do.

"Goodnight now and may God bless"
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
Frank Burton

Frank Burton



Jun 15 2009 1:15 PM

Hello new friend

www.frankburton.co.uk
The Table

The Table



May 25 2009 3:31 AM

Check out this episode of The Table. It has that Latin Telemundo flair. If you like it, leave it a comment. watch in HQ.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtNwtsA9zRQ
Cakehole Presley

Cakehole Presley



May 4 2009 3:41 PM

Thanks for accepting us Captain Canard ♪
hope you enjoyed the music


peace&love~cp
The Table

The Table



Apr 21 2009 3:01 AM

Hey, Check out our last episode of The Table. its pretty trippy. If you like it, leave it a comment. watch in HQ.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaKtbLfW0-w
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Apr 13 2009 12:19 AM

I just wanted to stop by and say thank you again for all the kind messages and comments you have sent in the past. I wish you and yours a very Happy Easter. May He bring you lots of joy this season. Goodbye for now and may God bless. Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator p.s.
when you get a chance, please tell your friends there's a new Red Skelton Impersonator performing 4 nights a week in Las Vegas and his name is Brian Hoffman!;)
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Apr 2 2009 10:16 PM

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!! We Won!! Now Here's a Las Vegas Show coupon Discount for you! Click Here and Enter Promo Code "MYSPACE" for Half Price discount Tickets to this Multi-Award Winning Las Vegas comedy show featuring over 75 Singers Voices by Larry G Jones and featuring Brian Hoffman as RED SKELTON! Las Vegas' Top Rated show on TripAdvisor.com Learn more at www.LarryGJones.com Many More Videos on www.Youtube.com/manof1002voices including Styx, Neil Diamond, Prince and dozens more singers!
Zoe Boekbinder

Zoe Boekbinder



Mar 28 2009 12:32 PM

Thank you!
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Mar 9 2009 11:59 PM

Just wanted to say “HI from Las Vegas"
If you are ever in the neighborhood, like this lady was, check out the funniest show in town! I wish you continued success in all you do. “Goodnight now and may God bless”
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator;)
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Mar 5 2009 12:02 AM

Just wanted to say “HI from Chicago…the Legends of Comedy Tour!”
left to right front row-"Chris Farley", "George Burns" back row left to right- Bill Kirchenbauer(producer) "Red Skelton","Johnny Carson", "Robin Williams"
I’m back in Las Vegas performing 4 nights a week. Please help spread the word. I wish you continued success in all you do. “Goodnight now and may God bless”
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator;)
Corinne Chapman

Corinne Chapman



Feb 8 2009 8:14 PM

They're taking the top 4 bands and I need your help. It just takes a minute. Please, pretty please.

Kari Holmes Music

Kari Holmes Music



Jan 6 2009 9:30 PM

thankyou for the add! i hope you like my music and please check out my new original midst of the moment :)
Ages Apart (Debut Album Out Now)

Ages Apart (Debut Album Out Now)



Jan 3 2009 6:39 AM

Happy New Year!

AA
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Naomi Elizabeth

Naomi Elizabeth



Dec 26 2008 2:26 AM

This video is an interview of me wherein I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
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