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captain ronzo
Punk / Rock / Acoustic

The Thirsty Pirates!



BROOKLYN, New York
United States

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Last Login:  12/21/2009
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Member Since12/30/2006
Band MembersCaptain Ronzo - Guitar, Vocals - performing as a solo acoustic act and also with The Thirsty Pirates featuring a new line-up - Scalliwag Shakes on bass and James MF Velez on da drums - see http://www.myspace.com/thirstypirates (or scroll down and click on the thirsty pirates link in my friends box)for more details
InfluencesMotorhead, Iggy & the Stooges, New York Dolls, The Cramps
Sounds LikeDrunken foul-mouthed pirates being shot out of a large cannon

Food for the Fishes - Captain Ronzo singing in the Shower

I'm a Believer - the Monkees classic brought back by Smashmouth and the Shrek soundtrack a few years ago. Captain Ronzo live at Goodbye Blue Mondays, September 14, 2008

"Wee Crustaceans" - The Thirsty Pirates Live at Spike Hill Tavern, April 27, 2008

Captain Ronzo singing "Your Mom is Totally Hot" in the Shower!

Aunts in my Pants - Live at Otto's April 15, 2008

Cheapskate - Live at Otto's April 15, 2008

Thirsty Pirates theme - Live at Otto's April 15, 2008

Record LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Dec 15 2009 9:00P
Anyways Cafe - Christmas Show MANHATTAN NYC, New York
Dec 18 2009 8:00P
ten eleven bar manhattan, New York
Dec 23 2009 10:00P
Otto’s Shrunken Head Tiki Lounge -christmas show! manhattan, New York
Dec 27 2009 12:00A
Otto’s Shrunken Head Tiki Lounge manhattan, New York

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1993-2001 Beardicus Enormous  (view more)

1989-1991 Milk, Inc.  (view more)

1986-1989: SpongeTunnel Hot Chicago Rock that just won't Quit Ripping Your Your Ears Off!  (view more)

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   About captain ronzo
The new Captain Ronzo CD - Food 4 the Fishes

The new Captain Ronzo CD - Food 4 the Fishes

Captain Ronzo, an aging punk rocker from Chicago, now in Brooklyn, has been terrorizing the open seas and bars around New York City for many years - both as a solo acoustic performer and with an ever-changing crew of thirsty pirates.

The Thirsty Pirates page

Captain Ronzo's acoustic page

......Captain Ronzo is formerly a member of Chicago's Beardicus Enormous(see video page), Milk, Inc., Spongetunnel, and Sponge.

When Captain Ronzo needs a break from looting and murdering, he has known to paint strange paintings such as those images that accompany the songs above. To see more check out the following websites:

Strange paintings by Captain Ronzo

www.geocities.com/onestrangeron

www.geocities.com/captainronzo

Food for the Fishes - Captain Ronzo live at Goodbye Blue Mondays, September 14, 2008

The Thirsty Pirates play "Caveman" at Otto's Shrunken Head in NYC

The Thirsty Pirates play "Scurvy" at Otto's Shrunken Head in NYC

12 new christmas music videos at youtube.com/captainronzo

Captain Ronzo - Behind the Skulls

Posted Feb 04, 2007

TV parody with live footage from Captain Ronzo and the Thirsty Pirates' debut performance at Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn, NY.

sleigh ride

Posted Jan 01, 2007

Music video for "Sleigh Ride" from Captain Ronzo's Thirsty Christmas.

Cheapskate

Posted Jun 30, 2007

Animated music video for the Beardicus Enormous song, "Cheapskate" Beardicus has now changed his identity to Captain Ronzo and has a new band "The Thirsty Pirates" but he is still performing this song at shows in New York City.


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shakes™

shakes™



Dec 16 2009 2:16 PM

MERRY XMAS BUDDY!!!
Underclass Revue

Underclass Revue Bowery Electric



Dec 2 2009 5:47 AM

Fri. Dec 4th @ Bowery Electric 9pm.
Door prises to the 1st 50 ppl. Give aways all nite long!
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The Dirty Shames

The Dirty Shames



Nov 28 2009 11:51 PM

CD Release Party Fri. Dec. 4th @ Bowery Electric, Show starts at 9pm!
Door prizes & give aways all nite.Photobucket
City Lights

City Lights



Oct 30 2009 3:32 AM

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∞ - PAS - ∞

∞ - PAS - ∞



Oct 29 2009 7:17 PM

Hello folks, We want to invite you good peoples to some upcomings events: PAS will performing/presenting three shows next weekend. First on Tuesday Nov 3rd at Death by Audio with Abstract Artimus! Then we will be doing an audio installation for the Experi-MENTAL Festval and a performance at Monkeytown. See below: 11/03/2009 08:00 PM - Death By Audio W/ Abstract Artimus 49 South 2nd Street Brooklyn, New York 11211 US Cost:N/A Description:.abstract artimus .the armchairs .PAS .mystic motorcycles .da comrade .manson family picnic ______________ 11/07/2009 06:00 PM - PAS presents: The Experi-MENTAL Festival @ Goodbye Blue Monday 1087 Broadway, Between Stanton and Dodworth (Bushwick) Brooklyn, New York US Cost:Donation Description:Saturday, November 7th--The Experi-MENTAL Festival.............................Visuals by Big Brother on Acid...Music by Plague Doktor, The Strangewalls, Dead Girl History, Ghoul Poon, Nattahnam and the Jazz Fakers, Brandstifter, Fluid , Calves, Zilmrah, PAS (Post Abortion Stress) ___________ 11/08/2009 08:00 PM - PAS Presents-Experimental Music Showcase: Monkeytown-Brooklyn, NY 58 N 3rd St, (btw. Kent & Wythe) Brooklyn, New York 11211 US Cost:$10 Description:Four acts presented by PAS. Visuals by Big Brother on Acid 1-Zilmrah, 2-Kaoru Watanabe and friends, 3-Fluid from Chicago, 4-PAS featuring Michael Durek and Trinitron





City Lights

City Lights



Oct 14 2009 1:09 PM

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The Dirty Shames

The Dirty Shames



Oct 7 2009 5:45 AM

Friday Oct.9th-Dirty Shames @10pm!Photobucket
Talderoy with Pirates Magazine

Talderoy with Pirates Magazine



Sep 28 2009 6:30 PM

Pirate POWER!
Check us out!
JUST VOTE FER US MATE!!THANK YE :)Show some pirate power and lets win this !! Thanks again
City Lights

City Lights



Sep 27 2009 12:58 AM

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Miss Mandy Lemons

Miss Mandy Lemons



Sep 23 2009 9:41 PM

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

Underclass Revue

Underclass Revue Bowery Electric



Sep 16 2009 6:44 PM

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LoveStruck

LoveStruck



Sep 2 2009 1:37 PM

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The Canon Logic

The Canon Logic



Aug 25 2009 7:17 PM

hey! friendly reminder that we'll be playing a Club NME show at the Annex in the LES this Thursday. Maybe we'll see you there?
City Lights

City Lights



Aug 24 2009 5:29 PM

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El Muchacho

El Muchacho



Aug 10 2009 8:07 PM



Ahoy!!!  Thanks for makin' El Muchacho one of your mates, matey!!!

"The Only Surf/Punk Electric Kazoo Band That Matters"

Double Vision

Double Vision



Aug 5 2009 1:02 AM

Hey, come check out our band at 317 E. Houston St at the Parkside Lounge, 8.15.9. And in the meantime, listen to our demos and check out our vids!

Did we mention this was a FREE show?
City Lights

City Lights



Jul 4 2009 1:59 AM

Upcoming All Ages NYC Shows

7/10  I Am the Avalanche, Money Paper Hearts, Man Overboard, Static Radio @ The Glass Door

7/21 We Are the Union, The Snips, The Marine Electric, TBA @ Jungle Space

7/22 Deep in Vein, Exit She Calls, TBA @ Yippie Cafe

8/7 Hostage Calm, Incendiary, Short End, TBA @ The Glass Door

8/11 A Loss for Words, No Harm Done, Offsides, The Mishap @ Yippie Cafe

8/13 Algernon Cadwallader, My Heart to Joy, The Brass @ Jungle Space
The Dirty Shames

The Dirty Shames



Jun 26 2009 7:15 PM

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Mutilated Martyr

Mutilated Martyr



Jun 25 2009 1:24 PM

it was sweet playing with you guys the other day.
maybe we can set something up in the future together.
The Strychnine Babies

The Strychnine Babies



Jun 23 2009 12:18 AM

The Strychnine Babies NEW RELIGION VINYL OUT NOW!

Limited Edition of 500 clockwork orange vinyl 7inch on Electric Nerve Records first 100 copies signed. CLICK TO BUY VINYL $6.50 BUY DOWNLOADs !

artwork: Dave Glass DaveGlassART.com model: Szandora phtographed by Giddle Partridge Szandora.com printed by PiratesPress.com
FARTICUS

FARTICUS



Jun 11 2009 9:41 PM

arrrrrrrrrghhhhh matey
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Miss Mandy Lemons

Miss Mandy Lemons



Jun 2 2009 9:03 PM

Yarrr, ya maties!!
THE RAY GRADYS

THE RAY GRADYS



Jun 1 2009 9:50 PM

Swab the poop decks !
haha
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KILSLUG [OFFICIAL]

KILSLUG [OFFICIAL]



Jun 1 2009 5:29 PM

THE PISS ANTS

THE PISS ANTS



Jun 1 2009 5:18 PM

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