wrestling of any kind (jello,midget,mud,creamed corn) i especially LOVE mexican WRESTLING! those masked fuckers kick so much ass!!!...for some fucked up reason i really enjoy piercing my cheek and hanging a rubberband from it!!!i guess i love fetish culture because of it!!! i enjoy getting wasted and remonising about my past glories, like the time i felt up cyndi lauper on the set for "girls just wanna have fun". i like open poetry nights, pudding pops, 1950's pin-up modles...hell yes!!!! ordering stupid tv products like the salad shooter to hulk hogan C.O.D then laughing my ass off, singing in the shower,cuddling, IMing on the computer, and talking on my cell phone.
Music
AC/DC, joan jett, the runaways(these girls are the shit!), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dio, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, the CRAMPS, Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, Guns N' Roses, Kiss, Ted Nugent (i dont believe in his politics but 'strangle hold' kick major fucking ass!) old Van Halen, manOwar, rainbow, molly hatchet, Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Helloween, oh and cyndi lauper... ok the Capt'n is a freakin dork, i know but i took this quiz and it said of all the KISS members i was Ace Frehley!!! that kicks ass though, he was always my favorite.
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park,The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Pretty in Pink, The Goonies, Say Anything..., Some Kind of Wonderful, Better Off Dead ,Risky Business, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gremlins, Beetlejuice, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Romancing the Stone, Willow, The Dark Crystal, The Lost Boys, Purple Rain, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Karate Kid...
Television
So I saw this on youTube and thought this was some funny stuff!!!
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small wonder, Charles in Charge, Jem and the Holograms, The A-Team, Benson, Gimme a Break, Webster, V the miniseries, Airwolf, The Banana Splits, Mary, Mungo and Midge, Max Headroom...
Books
flowers in the attic (my all time favorite!) and comic books ( does that count?...fuck it, it totally counts!)
Heroes
ok these are NOT my heros but those people i have a long standing grudge with...
Mr Fuji
Wild Somoans
Rocky Johnson
Tony Atlas
Bobby Heanan
Big John Studd
King Kong Bundy
Hulk Hogan
About me: I first rose to national prominence in the late-fifties as part of a tag team known as The Sicilians with Tony Altimore...
WE caused a lot of contraversy with our stereotypical Italian gangster gimmick..
We were once approached in Chicago by some legitimate "wise guys" and were told -- to tone our act down..
On June 30, 1961 we (The Scicilians) won the prestigous Midwest Tag Team title in Chicago...
on July 10, 1967 we won the WWF United States Tag Team title from Spiros Arion & Arnold Skaaland..
I ended my partnership with Altimore and set out to become a manager, targeting WWWF Champion, Bruno Sammartino..
I led "The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff to end Bruno Sammartino's seven year title reign...
I led Pat Patterson, Don Muraco & Greg Valentine to Intercontinental title reigns...
I led the Wild Samoans, The Valiant Brothers, Saito & Fuji, The British Bulldogs to the WWF Tag Team Titles.
I led 15 different teams to the WWF Tag Team titles!
In November 1986 I left the WWF to sponcer Multiple Scorces desiase...
Then in 1989 I went into semi-retirement and starred in a TV program called "The Mario Brothers"...(i know that show totally sucked but what the hell, i love the cameras!)
I became a vegetarian which helped me drop 150lbs..
and finally in 1996 I was inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame...
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so thats about it.
i also have this strange fetish for piercings and rubberbands.
dont even ask me how that got started. lets just say i had a fucked childhood.
and the woman of the 1950's pin-up's make me melt like a pudding pop. can i get an AMEN for these woman fellas!
oh yeah...and i fucking hate that punk ASS hulk hogan! he's such a lil bitch!
one last thing...I just want to thank EVERYONE who has show me such love and support by leaving me such kind and personal stories on this mySpace page. Its really great to see that im still remembered!!!
SO thanks again to ALL you ROCKERS out there that won't let the memory of the old WWF days die!!!
ROCK ON!
Who I'd like to meet: i'd like to meet like minded people who love wrestling...i mean the od' skool kind. not the crap thats out there today...i mean remember Andre the mother fuckin' Giant for god sakes!!!
anyway i have a passion for poetry, art, and a love of kicking major ASS! and i like to go to the bars and get totally wasted when i get a chance. also i really LOVE Heavy Metal! so if you like all those things and more...lets get to know eachother a little better!
oh and if you fucking hate HULK HOGAN well get along just fine!
hey cap just want to say you are the man. I am not a big hogan fan either especially after reading ric flairs book. Flair was on the money about hulk. Keep rockin capt. lou
thank you so much for the add!! You are a great wrestling manager and If I make it into the business, I would like for you to be my manager!!! take care!!
claudian freinds allways told him its not the size of your tool its how good you fix things with it and thats pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that claudian has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in two weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny package and in three months he is now about eight inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. claudian.MARSSS.COM
I found out when I was at his house, two fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell packs in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from claudian.MARSSS.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 5 packs from the website at claudian.MARSSS.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your papper back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. claudian.MARSSS.COM
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Next to Capt'n Lou ALL other MANAGERS are just "hot air"! I always got the imppression that LOU would "knock you out" if ya crossed him! "DON'T TREAD ON CAPT'n LOU!"
Capt'n lou Albano thanks for the add.I am the Great Ivan Rasputin I manage the greatest wrestlers on this damn planet.for example Vader,Delgan Headbone and the Flying Shamrock,plus many more.so have a good day
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