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I have always been interested in being a professional weiner wacker!!! ..Music
really...I prefer soft jazz with a twist of country. You would never guess that by my beard but I love to see a man with tight jeans rocking on a saxaphone.Movies
Well you would think I would say Broke back Mountain but all that movie did was piss me off. I have always had many boyfriends but now that everyone wants a rough and tough guy like in the movie, I am forced to find myself trying to pick up guys at the Natural Food Store.Television
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Dont read..dont have time, always at the homeless shelter helping poor people. sometimes I give sponge baths to the older gentlemen that can not lift their own scrotums. It is what my mom would want...she would be proudHeroes
Superman...love men in spandex...talk about taking a trip to bonerville!!!
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- Dec 30, 2006 8:25 AM I am freaking sexy
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About me:
WHOOAAA-HOOOOO!...Where do I start?...1st of all, I am the most versatile person you will ever meet...Most know me as a ladies man, but I have been know to poke a few mens butts!...Just call me a horny kinky bastard!...Sometimes when my mom goes to bed I like to hump my collection of stuffed animals!
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com
Who I'd like to meet:
I always wanted to meet my DADDY...He was never there for me...My mom said that he was just jealous, because he knew that he would never be hot like me!...But, he was always one I'd like to meet to see if he was as good in the sack as my Aunt Gertrude! ....MySpace Icons..
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- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: upinyaville
- Orientation: Bi
- Body type: 6' 0" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Native American
- Religion: Mormon
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: High school
- Occupation: Male hair Technican
- Income: $30,000 to $45,000
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Poopclay
- Gary, IN US
- Teacher of making poop
1985-present


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10 of 40MoreSign me up! Is it okay if I bring my own stuffed animal with?
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Happy Birthday Captain :)
Hope you have a good one
Hello Capt. Funkelberger.
I love your Super Tron Outfit. You glow and look all pretty! Bet you're not very good at hide and seek though.
Jukey happy that friend Capt. "Funky" Funkelberger loves Jukey!! heh heh. Jukey hope friend Capt. "Funky" Funkelberger is having the best week ever!! heh heh