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CAPT UNDERGARMENTS
Director / Producer / Screenwriter
If you can accept losing, you can't win.

Male
70 years old
STUDIO CITY
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
Mood: artistic Mood Image
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   CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Film Bio
Websiteyoutube.com/captundergarments
InfluencesMARX BROS, LAUREL AND HARDY, BLAKE EDWARDS, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, JERRY LEWIS, MEL BROOKS, ALFRED HITCHCOCK.
DirectorsDirector: Shorts: MY WALLET, THE NEW OLD CAPT UNDERGARMENTS,MYSTERY MAN, DAREGERYD, CAPT UNDERGARMENTS, IDIOTS.2nd AD: Features: Good Night and Good Luck; The Virginof Juarez; Pretty Persuasion; Cursed (reshoots); HairShow; Someone Like You (reshoot); The Wash' The ParentTrap. TV: The Office; 24; The Division; Joan ofArcadia; Wanted (pilot); Hollywood Division (pilot);Life of the Party; Sky's on Fire; American Dreams;Charmed; The District; ER; The Agency (pilot &series); Martial Law (2 seasons); Buffy. Key 2ndCommercials and Videos for 10 years. Mystery Man (BestKids) at Tulipanes Film Fest.


Awards

FARCE PRODUCTIONS
Festivals
HEINZ KETCHUP AD
Professional AffiliationsDGA 2ND AD



    CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Interests
GeneralPLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE.COM/CAPTUNDERGARMENTS

GOHERE

TOMATO HEINZ AD

VEGASMAN AD

BACON BOY


BOBBY RAY AND FANDOM

GUN


DAREGERYD


HONEY POTATO


THE AWARD WINNING "MYSTERYMAN"


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MusicBEATLES....PAUL SIMON....
Movies
ART WORK BY MEGAN mrdesign.com

Yeah, I'd say these guys are pretty out there, but speaking as someone who is a little out there myself, I have to say I'm a fan now and I'll be checking their films out later on. I definitely recommend the films.
--Joshua Samford ( roguecinema.com)

"MYSTERY MAN"(2004) official selection TULIPANES FILM FEST 2004 (best family film winner)

"CAPT UNDERGARMENTS" (2005)
official selection LA SHORTS FEST 2006
official selection VALLEY FILM FEST 2006 (audience award winner)
official selection FILMS FOR PLAY 2007
official selection AFTERNOON IN THE ABSURD 2007
official selection AVA GARDNER FILM FESTIVAL 2007
(best narrative short winner)
What other filmmakers say
"One of the bravest & funniest short films on the net" "These films deserve to be seen because they're unflinching in their bravery," says Hueston. "In order to make people laugh in the world today, you have to have an unwavering desire to find humor in any situation. Modern comedy has to be brave and the makers of these films understand that. All the films we selected to highlight are hysterical and ballsy"
--Hueston & O Sullivan(Lost Colony)

It was one of the most mind blowingly daring things I think I've ever seen. It's saying to me that here's someone who thinks, excuse my French!, fuck everybody else... I think this is funny and if they don't like it then fuck em because it's done now! I laughed out loud several times and was open mouthed throughout at just how bizarre and different it was. Well done but I also must admit I am rather worried for your mental stability. 'Tis a sign of genius though, I'm sure!
-Darren Fischer (SHANKS director)

"NEW OLD CAPT UNDERGARMENTS"(2006)
official selection LA SHORTS FEST 2006
official selection FESTIVAL DU CINEMA DE PARIS 2006/07
(Jury panel finalist)
official selection TROMADANCE 2007(selected best of Tromadance 2007)
official selection AFTERNOON IN THE ABSURD 2007
unofficial showing at AVA FILM FEST 2007

There really is no describing just what is going on in New Old Captain Undergarments, because I don't think anyone else on the planet can quite explain it either. The shortest of the three features I've seen from Mr. Gonzales, New Old Captain Undergarments takes a little bit from the first Undergarments film, and adds a little bit to the pot and stirs into a completely insane little short.
-- Joshua Samford ( roguecinema.com )

"MY WALLET" (2006)
official selection NOSOTROS FILM FEST 2006
official selection FESTIVAL DU CINEMA DE PARIS 2006/07
(Jury panel finalist)
official selection VALLEY FILM FEST 2007
official selection AVA FILM FEST 2007
TOP 10 SEMI-FINALIST ON FAMECAST.COM

Take one part Three Stooges (also the Marx Brothers, Laurel & Hardy, etc.), take one part Looney Tunes - and you get "My Wallet" "MY WALLET"makes for a playful and hilarious watch. If you're a fan of oddball, absurd and retro comedy - with the short films of Richard Gonzales, My Wallet is a great place to start.
-- Joshua Samford (roguecinema.com)

Director and writer Richard Gonzales single-handily revives the lost art of slapstick comedy with the help of his talented young crew of comedic-actors. "MY WALLET" is a hilarious little gem that accomplishes in 8 minutes what most modern comedies cannot achieve within 90 minutes. Richard Gonzales really knows how to make an audience laugh and extracts the best comedic performances from his actors. Watch it once, watch it twice, watch it 100 times, "MY WALLET" never loses its great charm and appeal.
-- DASH ( filmfanatix.com )

TelevisionBOSTON LEGAL...BURN NOTICE
Books

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     CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:THE VALLEY...DUDE
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:DGA DIRECTOR
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Schools
Francis (john H.) Polytechnic
Sun Valley,California
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Clubs: THE DGA
 

1976 to 1979

   CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
Presently I am a WORKING 2ND AD ON SEVERAL PROJECTS AND A DGA NOMINEE FOR"GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK" KEEP ME IN MIND
Film - Direction - Director
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   CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Companies
FARCE PRODUCTIONS
STUDIO CITY, CA US
PRESIDENT
ENTERTAINMENT

COMPANY FORMED IN 1979


CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Films [View All Films]
Films: 10 Total Plays: 3074 Plays Today: 0
OBAMA OR YOUR MAMA (DIRECTORS CUT)
OBAMA OR YOUR MAMA (DIRECTORS CUT) rating
OBAMA OR YOUR MAMA
OBAMA OR YOUR MAMA rating
FARCE PRODUCTIONS MONTAGE
FARCE PRODUCTIONS MONTAGE rating
HAPPY UNDERYEAR
HAPPY UNDERYEAR rating
UNDERGARMENTS CHRISTMAS
UNDERGARMENTS CHRISTMAS rating
NEW OLD CAPT UNDERGARMENTS (NEW BEGIN)
NEW OLD CAPT UNDERGARMENTS (NEW BEGIN) rating
DAYDREAMING JIMMY
DAYDREAMING JIMMY rating
2007 Broadband Emmy Awards – Public & Community Service – Commun
2007 Broadband Emmy Awards – Public & Community Service – Commun rating
REED DIAMOND IN "MY WALLET"
REED DIAMOND IN "MY WALLET" rating
THE NEW OLD CAPT. UNDERGARMENTS
THE NEW OLD CAPT. UNDERGARMENTS rating
 

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   CAPT UNDERGARMENTS's Blurbs
About me:
FARCE PRODUCTIONS

FARCE PRODUCTIONS - The funniest videos clips are here
WE ARE IN THE TOP 5 ON FAMECAST.COM
ALSO DAYDREAMING JIMMY AND MY WALLET ARE NOW ON NBC'S DOTCOMEDY.COM
WHICH IS KINDA COOL CAUSE THEY ARE VERY SELECTIVE
THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE SUPPORTED US

"THE GIRLS NEED A LIFT"
STARRING MERRILL DAVIS SHY PILGREEN
GERYD GONZALES GAVYN GONZALES ANDRAS KOVACS
CONCEPT & DIRECTED BY RICHARD GONZALES
A FARCE PRODUCTION WITH A NOD TO LAUREL AND HARDY
2 TEENS, MOM'S VAN AND ONE MILKSHAKE HAVE AN ADVENTURE all songs scored from garageband




Who I'd like to meet:
AL PACINO, BRIAN DEPALMA, MARTIN SCORSESE..SO MANY OTHERS

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Heather from Rock of Loves/ I Love $/Charm School2





Jul 9 2009 11:01 PM

been searchin for my stinkin usb cord- if i cant find it today ima call my friend to borrow his! i was just thinkin about that--gotta get em up--their super cute! damnn i love u guys over there---soo much fun!! u guys should write me in as glenn's ex-prostitute gf--hahahahah!! i could go back and forth with those guys all day--they're soo freakin witty--like my self it i may add!! lol! i miss u guys alredy wtf??? pics will be up soon!xoxoxo
James.





Jul 3 2009 10:30 PM

It was an accident!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!! lol!!! Happy 4th!!
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Jul 3 2009 10:30 PM

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Jun 30 2009 8:34 PM

ohh i had a blast! thx so much--ur crew is really great i laughed all day!! good times-cant wait til thurs! see ya then!!
heather!
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Jun 27 2009 10:40 AM

Hello ...

sunshine , water , food , air and dreams
keep our today alive, way 2 go each other !
thanks your support & friendship

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Jun 27 2009 10:40 AM

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Jun 8 2009 12:21 AM

OMG you ROCK!!!
The song moved to #7 on the Toyota Rock the Space Contest!
Halfway 2 Neptune is in the Top!!!
Play it today to keep it there and move it up!
They will be choosing only 4! So we need to keep it up!!!
TELL EVERYONE!!!!
XOXOXX
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Jun 7 2009 6:11 AM

OMG All of you ROCK!!!
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Halfway 2 Neptune is in the Top!!!
Please Please Play it again today to keep it there and move it up!
They will be choosing only 4! So we need to keep it up!!!
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TELL EVERYONE!!!!
XOXOXX
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Jun 7 2009 6:11 AM

LAJhappybirthday
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Jun 5 2009 5:13 AM

ONE MORE DAY!

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Jun 2 2009 6:53 AM

Hi, stopping by to wish you the best for your upcoming birthday.

I've written a book of short plays and two books of poetry. One poetry book is of peace called “Aspire Peace” and I will donate all proceeds from sales of the book to charity, please add the site (click on the picture below) for this book and pass the peace along...
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May 29 2009 1:27 PM

Hello there! Welcome to the circle of friends of the Union of Heroes! I hope that you enjoy reading and watching our photocomic (www.unionofheroes.com) and I wish you all the best for your own creative projects! Best regards from Dortmund, Germany! Arne / thirtyseven / ancire
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May 29 2009 1:27 PM

Hey! How's it going? It's getting hot outside and it's time for indie films. This month I'm promoting this Indie Film - "Gentleman's Choice - The Chris Adams Story" - a hard hitting documentary on the tragic death of a sports entertainer. Watch it online ($5) or buy the DVD at http://gentleman.eyesoda.com Gentleman's Choice: The Chris Adams Story Trailer
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Apr 24 2009 3:41 AM

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Apr 19 2009 7:57 PM

i loved how panda scared u n made u confused we win on the weirdness factor! i actually saw ron jeremy a few years ago @ the lax airport n he was putting black trash bags (luggage) into his goldish saturn ion.
true story!
Conan O' Brien is a sexy beast!





Apr 19 2009 4:54 PM

omg!!! hahaha i love it.
ur videos crack me up :)
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Apr 19 2009 4:53 PM

thanks sweetness ;) xx den
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Apr 14 2009 9:50 PM

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Apr 9 2009 2:57 AM

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Apr 12 2009 12:45 AM

Not too much! How have you been?
Ariella





Apr 5 2009 4:32 AM

as soon as i get to LA yo!
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