Cardinal Synne

Bio:

Cardinal Synne

Member Since:

December 01, 2009

Members:

By Order of his Most Holy Excellency, Cardinal Synne has arrived on these shores to stamp out the blasphemy of popular corporate light music and to guide the flock back into the divine light of the true faith....... Heavy Metal. To accomplish this task the Cardinal has recruited 5 pious men whose devotion to the faith is beyond question.

Brother Will

The Newest member of the clergy. His reputation was built upon on missionary work with Shocker. Brother Will's services are swift and his message is simple, salvation for believers and eternal damnation for Heretics.

Brother Huw

is a renowned Heavy Metal Zealot. His concern within the mission is that of absolving souls through confession. Bother Huw uses the low end frequencies emanating from his weapon of torture to pulverise the internal organs of those who refuse to recant. Some have suggested that Huw's methods are cruel and unusual, however he is adamant that he is just demonstrating a professional pride in his work.

Brother Jon

is a learned man having studied the gospels of Saint Ritchie, Uli and Yngwie extensively. Brother Jon has great knowledge of the faith and will provide precise instruction as to how observe and demonstrate your devotion. Brother Jon became known for publically exposing the false prophets that were Maximus Thrax.

Brother Andy

beats the drum for the movement. His devotion to faith is legendary and like the hermits of yore visually demonstrates his belief by abstinence, in Brother Andy's case he resists earthly vanities such as shaving. Like the shamen of Heathen faiths, Brother Andy frequently renders himself into a trance like state through the medium of Communion wine so that he can commune with the spirits.

Brother Brian

Brother Brian is the very latest brother to join the gang and has taken up the challenge of intimidating the congregation with his exceptionally large organ. No stranger to the limelight he has worked with Roadhouse, Saxon, No Sweat ,Gillan, Brett Bloomfield and Lenny Hayes

Cardinal Synne has one goal in mind.....to locate heretics and by the improper application of the force of rock, ensure that they repent and dedicate themselves to the true faith, The Cardinal dictates that true initiates display their devotion in the correct manner! Men wear denim, leather and stained t-shirts, and women wear everything a size too small, It may be a painful experience....but Cardinal Synne is here to save you!!! Recant heretics or face Rock n Roll Damnation!!!!

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Influences:

Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Rainbow, Free, Scorpions, Whitesnake, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P,

Our Mission is to:

Guide the flock back into the devine light of the true faith....... Heavy Metal.