What can I say about myself that people would care about? .... Nothing so instead I will fill up space with meaningless jargon that you can read or not read your choice . . .
Hello. I’m Carolyn. I’m 27. I like to think that I am a plethora of useless knowledge. I LOVE my boyfriend Mike with all my heart! We have a perfect 2 year old son named Zachary Michael Richard. I am currently a stay at home mom while I am trying to get all my school stuff done. I am at Bucks now getting my 2 years of pre-allied health done. Then I plan to go to Jefferson for Radiology. My family and friends tell me to go back to doing hair (I am also a licenced cosmetologist) But I am still sick of people expecting me to work miracles. Some things are impossible. See this comb in my hand . . . Yes it is a comb not a magic wand! I am a beautician not a magician. The only ways I will be happy being a hairstylist is if Ramon opens a salon or if I open my own place. Kootchie Kutters the hooters of hair salons. ( If you wanna inquire more about this possible endeavor just ask) OMG!!! HE TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!LOOK
But alas a millionaire I am not so it will just have to wait . . . unless you are a millionaire . . . then I’ll love you forever if you open my salon for me. LOL. Nah. I am soooooo not a gold digger. I despise them. I work hard for my own ca$h. I do not need anyone to support me. So I guess I’ll start on my dislikes . . .
What I still ABHOR:
Gold diggers,
feet,
bad breath,
Fake people,
liars,
love,
hate,
high saditty bitches,
crying,
heights,
planes,
no ambition,
"MCD",
dirty nails,
Dr. Phil,
elevator music,
playing dumb,
giving up,
spiders,
clowns,
falling,
failing,
politics,
being broke,
being overtired,
onions,
doctors,
mean people,
Closed-minded people,
overcooked food,
Brooke,
Beef,
private profiles,
people who pass gas in crowed elevators,
people who get on my nerves,
sweating(unless I am at the gym or . . . you know),
when you buy something and it goes on sale and you cannot get a price adjustment,
bad dreams,Grace's friend Becky,
gold,
high maintenance people,
Hard-boiled eggs unless in a salad then and only then will I eat them,
public speaking,
midgets,
fanny packs,
huge confrontations,
mind games,
b.o.,
my mom at times,
wedgies,
taxes,
skeezers,
zits,
too much makeup,
dirty looks,
bigots,
the OVM,
snobs,
arrogance,
the smell of money,
one night stands,
booty calls,
being used ,
being walked all over,
never being taken out on a real date,
happy ending in movies ,
myself when I am drunk on vodka(people will agree on this one),
Slurping sounds (sip damn it),
the sound of sucking up spaghetti noodles,
the sound of sucking on a straw in an empty drink,
people that mis pronounce the word Brougham ,
people that chew like a cow(close that mouth please),
Delusions of eloquence,
mullets,
Ambivalence at first sight
What I still FANCY:
Mike,My son,all animals especially big mean looking dogs,
dancing till dawn,
poems,
music,
art,
love,
kids,
the beach,
laughing,
Ireland,
Starbucks coffee(nonfat milk and splenda),
,
sugar free energy drinks,
bars/clubs,
my friends,
Italy,
Danny, Gilmore, Porter and Joel formerly know as Fernando (my bears),
shoes,
clothes,
sleepgod how i miss it,
the feeling you get after you really push yourself to do something and succeed,
cuddling,
kissing,
hugs,
holding hands,
falling asleep in someones arms,
amusement parks,
fast cars,
harleys ,
crotch rockets,
determination,
Movies (Horror drama comedies ones without happy endings etc.),
Stalking hoes on Mikes myspace friends list,
long ass walks,
food,
MY HAPPY PLACE,
long ass drives/road trips,
spring,
fall,
playing with someones hair,
having someone play with my hair,
giving massages,
getting massages,
cheerleading,
Ca$h,
witty people,
good use of sarcasm,
a challenge,
being a bum,
boats,
the zoo,
wildwood,
carneys,
thongs,
HTML,
myspace.com(I am such a nerd),
salads,
hotties,
fishing,
silver,
platinum,
diamonds, 
star sapphires,
onyx,
peridots(my birth stone),
ankle socks,
coach,
LV,
Kate spade,
flowers( wildflowers and fire and ice roses are my fav),
bubble baths,
manicures,
matching undies,
some sports,
powder scented deodorant,
lizsport (my fav perfume but it is now discontinued and not found in stores just online...I have been wearing it for the past almost 11 years!!!!! ), F.C.U.K. her,
aqua Di gio or nautica on guys (yumm),
that certain look that can make my belly flip flop,
the way guys smell after a shower or when they are going out,
being tan,
taking photos,
hot tubs,
the park,missbimbo.com,
rollerblading,
running,
zuma,
Mogwais
That’s about it . . . If you possibly could want to know anything else about me just ask I’ll be more than willing to answer any questions for you. But in the meantime you can check out my other web page Http://www.angelfire.com/me3/cutiepie3
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Or my "webshots"
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OH and Bikes still turn me on :)
(best concert EVER!)-
prodigy-
queen-
radiohead-
rage against the machine-
rainer maria-
The Ramones-
raffi(lol banana phone)-
Red Hot Chilli Peppers-
rob zombie-
the rolling stones-
the roots-
saves the day-
seether-
senses fail-
sheek louch-
shinedown-
silverstein-
silvertide-
simple plan-
skid row-
slipknot-
sneaker pimps-
something corperate-
stabbing westward-
staind-
sou-
saosin-
saves the day-
schoolyard heroes-
scorpions-
shai hulud-
showbread-
spitalfield-
scars of life-
stacey q-
stevie b-
steve wynn-
styles-
switch foot-
system of a down-
stereophonics-
stone sour-
story of the year-
straylight run-
sublime-
sunny day real estate-
sun kil moon-
taking back sunday-
the bravery-
the cure-
the darkness-
the decemerists-
the diplomats-
the doors-
the drifters-
the early november-
the faint danse macabre-
the flirts-
the get up kids-
the juliana theory-
the killers-
the new amsterdams-
the postal service-
the shins-
the strokes-
the stylistics-
the used-
thursday-
tka-
travis-
toadies-
tommy jones-
trapt-
the dead milkmen-
the spill canvas-
the blood brothers-
the royal guardsmen-
three days grace-
trust company-
u2-
underoath-
unwed sailor-
unwritten law-
upsincefriday-
unsung zeros-
up syndrome-
vapors-
the vines-
the violent femmes-
weezer-
the white stripes-
white zombie-
who da funk-
yellowcard-
zolof the rock and roll destroyer
Aqua Teen Hunger Force rules!
I miss U can't do that on Television with a passion (good thing I can watch old episodes on line!!)
Dave and steves video game explosion was awesome at 3 am on tbs. I love Nip/Tuck I have seasons 1 and 2 and can't wait till 3 is out!!! I love ER and CSI New York. I will always have time for Family guy and the Simpsons. Now that I don't have HBO da ali g show curb your enthusiasm and the sopranos are a distant memory. So most of the time I have the TV set to Discovery Health Channel.
