***WRITING and EDITING SERVICES***: Content for Web and print for a wide range of businesses and concerns. Former editor with Yahoo. Guest lecturer at UCLA. Excellent references. Call Today! ***MUSIC SERVICES***: Freelance guitarist; commercial composition & sound design with Freshly Squeezed Music. House-broken, considerate, will build to suit...ADJECTIVES: "Crazily imaginative", "guitar iconoclast" and "monster instrumentalist" by LA Weekly. "Intriguing" and "brilliant" (LA Times). "Wacko electric guitarist" (Guitar Player). "Clean your room" (Mom). For high-energy examples of my guitar playing, please see VIDEOS on this site. ASSOCIATIONS: nOT iN tHE hOUSE (a duo w/ Gnarls Barkley drummer Eric Gardner); Hail the Size (Matt North + Charles Ezell, feat. Maria McKee); funk-a-riffic jazz-tacular Atomic Sherpas; power trio Ghidorah; songwriters Carolyn Edwards and Rob Kendt...Other great gigs (to name just a few) include Possum Dixon, Josh Haden's group Spain, DJ 'X' Bonebrake and Brother Wayne Kramer; duos with Danny Frankel, Eugene Chadbourne; theater work with Tom Rhodes & Martin Olson, John Fleck, The Dark Bob, and with director Tim Robbins; and as comedian-support at the Fake Gallery, The Steve Allen Theater, Comedy Central Theater and Upright Citizens/LA... ***SATIRE***: For honest to g*d inquiries regarding my satires and why I've chosen to put an asterisk where the 'o' should be, enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope and a functioning credit card. Also, it makes it a lot easier if your PIN number is a series of asterisks...In concussion - THANKS FOR VISITING.
MOVIES that feature people yelling "Lookout!!!" or 'Duck!!!" and preferably "Lookout, duck!!!" (I'm really into this sort of thing). MUSIC: Jazz and blues artists (lots), Burt Bacharach, PiL, The Replacements, great Silverlake bands (Possum Dixon, Lutefisk + many more!), NRBQ, Gnarls Barkley, I Hate These Types of Lists, The Yardbirds, Brian Wilson, the Knitters, Steely Dan, The Isley Bros, film music, regional music. TELEVISION: 'CSI: Payphone', 'When Discretion Attacks!', 'Etc. & Wife', 'Masterpiece Theater Presents Classic American Parking.' BOOKS: I've only read about. FINE WINE & FOOD: Glengarry/Glenross 2002, Wink Martindale '72; Sonoran cactus.
thanks for lending your tasty licks last night. next time, no less than 15 strings, woodwinds and brass on stage with you and i, promise. i'll bring the koolaid and sneakers.
um, *which* vons? your pr guy really needs to step it up-- sheesh! anyway, i'll try to swing it. ray-ray and i are going to the arby's in van nuys that night. he is really excited about the chocolate turnovers. yes, yes, yes, it's my arby's almanac!
