So it’s about that time of the month again . . . get your mind out of the gutter you sicko, there’s no blood or anything like that here, haha. Instead it’s time for your comment section to become even more filled with useless crap, though within this inane message there lies a point. It's kind of like those old "Where's Waldo?" books where there's a ton of distractions that catch your eye and within all that you're looking for this really lame, bland person, though that person in this case the distractions are moronic wit and the person is actually our music that may have been relevant ten years ago but probably not, haha!
Anyways, for some reason we keep getting asked to do concerts which is odd, because nobody goes to concerts anymore,especially not in Chicago. I had just heard of this "Chicago," yesterday and thought it was made up but we shall see! I've heard stories about it though, especially on a Saturdays. It's like a ghost town, I hear. You can actually stand on State Street and watch haystacks blow by like one of those lame Western films apparently! Not sure I believe it, but I'm down to find out if you are, so come see for yourself next Saturday Nov. 28th at Reggie's Rock Club (2109 South State Street) at 7pm for a 17+ show. As if my underselling of our abilities (or lack of
ability) doesn't convince you, there may or may not be breakdancing as well!
Much love to you for wasting your time reading this, haha. The tuck in train has just pulled into the station and the streetlights are on outside, which means it's time for footy pajamas and bed, haha! Peace.
Oui Si Only You (Yes Yes Only You) . . . clever bastards
Official debut album Seconds Away From Salvation is out on 30.10.2009!! Hear the explosive opening track Solitary Soul NOW on The Jade MySpace Official!! To pre-order Seconds Away From Salvation: (Includes Top10 –singles, 14 tracks) just see the blog, myspace or visit the official site: THEJADE.FI
Don’t you hate it when lame ass Rock bands from Chicago, whom you foolishly befriended months ago, randomly appear in comment form to invite you out to their inane shows as if they believe you’re gullible enough (you do know gullible isn’t in the dictionary, right?) and/or lacking in a social life to actually come hang? Me too. Good thing we’re not much a band or this would be awkward, haha! Awkward like the first dance between two hormone raging teens going through puberty, haha! Anyways, yeah it’s us Oui Si Only You in our most impersonal social networking form! Sorry for getting you all excited to see that you have a new comment only to be disappointed, like a jilted lover on prom night. Hey though, at least we didn’t do one of those lame "Do you like me?” things, right?! I don’t think our fragile hearts could take the answer to that, haha. Any who, we’re rocking (debatable I know, but is it master debatable remains the ultimate question!) our last all age show for the year out at a splendid little establishment called Breakaway Lounge in Villa Park (345 West North Avenue) this Friday Oct. 30th at 8:30pm. We could all perish happily knowing you came out and mocked our uninspired/downright ignorant brand of music and A.D.D. riddled stage energy too! Peace face.
Sooo, I heard there's a rumor going around in the kooky cyberspace world (which I may or may not have started) that this really dope band is going to be rocking a set at the Underpass in Franklin Park this Saturday Oct. 10th at 3pm and the Breakaway Lounge in Villa Park on Friday Oct. 30th. So you know, if you happen to stumble upon someone whom we randomly harass on myspace, let them know that said band would love to have them come hang. After all it would be the perfect chance to pelt said band with Jello pudding and drop stupid puns on them like a 90's action film star. I'm thinking something along the lines of, "The proof's in the pudding!" though it's flexible, haha. Mainly it's trying to get as many people as possible to come. Not for checking out the bands cause that's just ridiculous and no one goes to concerts to see bands, haha! Instead, it's getting colder outside and times are tough, so it's more so for packing bodies that can huddle together to stay warm instead of using a costly heater, haha! Peace.
Hey random girl, haha!! Figured it's been a minute or two, since I hopped over the myspace gates and trespassed through your page (admit it, you missed my sarcastic wit, haha), while endlessly annoying the crap out of you in the process! We've got a few killer shows coming up on Wednesday Sept. 23rd at Shark City in Glendale Heights (21+) and Saturday Sept. 26th at Penny Road Pub in Barrington (All Ages)! We'd love to see you out there rocking out as you pelt us with frozen vegetables out of disgust over what you're hearing, haha! Kidding! Just thought this would be a better way to holler at our friends than posting oversized flyers that take up half of your page or dropping Youtube videos while making this even more impersonal than it already is and becoming one of those dreaded, "myspace bands!" Hope everything is everything on your side of the glowing screen! I use way too many exclamation points to emphasize my point, haha!!! Damn it. Peace.
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Hey, Just trespassing through your page to show you some love and thank you for your friendship. I figure you've got enough bands shamelessly prostituting themselves on myspace that I'll spare you another! Feel free to drop by our page and check out our sound (mixing elements of Hard Rock and Psychedelia; think A Perfect Circle meets Pink Floyd w/ a twist) or just shoot the breeze with us. Peace and Love.
Comments
Nov 22 2009 1:12 AM
So it’s about that time of the month again . . . get your mind out of the gutter you sicko, there’s no blood or anything
like
that here, haha. Instead it’s time for your comment section to become
even more filled with useless crap, though within this inane message
there lies a point. It's kind of like those old "Where's Waldo?" books
where there's a ton of distractions that catch your eye and within all
that you're looking for this really lame, bland person, though that
person in this case the distractions are moronic wit and the person is
actually our music that may have been relevant ten years ago but
probably not, haha!
Anyways, for some reason we keep getting
asked to do concerts which is odd, because nobody goes to concerts
anymore,especially not in Chicago. I had just heard of this "Chicago,"
yesterday and thought it was made up but we shall see! I've heard
stories about it though, especially on a Saturdays. It's like a ghost
town, I hear. You can actually stand on State Street and watch
haystacks blow by like one of those lame Western films apparently! Not
sure I believe it, but I'm down to find out if you are, so come see for
yourself next Saturday Nov. 28th at Reggie's Rock Club (2109 South
State Street) at 7pm for a 17+ show. As if my underselling of our
abilities (or lack of
ability) doesn't convince you, there may or may not be breakdancing as well!
Much
love to you for wasting your time reading this, haha. The tuck in train has
just pulled into the station and the streetlights are on outside, which
means it's time for footy pajamas and bed, haha! Peace.
Oui Si Only You (Yes Yes Only You) . . . clever bastards
Nov 12 2009 4:00 PM
Nov 12 2009 4:00 PM
Official debut album Seconds Away From Salvation is out on 30.10.2009!!
Hear the explosive opening track Solitary Soul NOW on The Jade MySpace Official!!
To pre-order Seconds Away From Salvation: (Includes Top10 –singles, 14 tracks) just see the blog, myspace or visit the official site:
THEJADE.FI
Best wishes,
Stay cool, stay tuned,
xx
THE JADE
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Oct 24 2009 4:04 PM
lame ass Rock bands from Chicago, whom you foolishly befriended months ago,
randomly appear in comment form to invite you out to their inane shows as if
they believe you’re gullible enough (you do know gullible isn’t in the
dictionary, right?) and/or lacking in a social life to actually come hang? Me too. Good thing
we’re not much a band or this would be awkward, haha! Awkward like the first
dance between two hormone raging teens going through puberty, haha! Anyways,
yeah it’s us Oui Si Only You in our most impersonal social networking form!
Sorry for getting you all excited to see that you have a new comment only to be
disappointed, like a jilted lover on prom night. Hey though, at least we didn’t
do one of those lame "Do you like me?” things, right?! I don’t think our
fragile hearts could take the answer to that, haha. Any who, we’re rocking
(debatable I know, but is it master debatable remains the ultimate question!)
our last all age show for the year out at a splendid little establishment
called Breakaway Lounge in Villa Park (345 West North Avenue) this Friday Oct.
30th at 8:30pm. We could all perish happily knowing you came out and
mocked our uninspired/downright ignorant brand of music and A.D.D. riddled
stage energy too! Peace face.
Adam
Oct 11 2009 10:29 PM
Oct 11 2009 9:38 PM
Oct 8 2009 5:33 PM
cyberspace world (which I may or may not have started) that this
really dope band is going to be rocking a set at
the Underpass in Franklin Park this Saturday Oct. 10th at 3pm and the
Breakaway Lounge in Villa Park on Friday Oct. 30th. So you know, if you
happen to stumble upon someone whom we randomly harass on myspace, let
them know that said band would love to have them come hang. After all
it would be the perfect chance to pelt said band with Jello pudding and
drop stupid puns on them like a 90's action film star. I'm thinking
something along the lines of, "The proof's in the pudding!" though it's
flexible, haha.
Mainly it's trying to get as many people as possible to come. Not for
checking out the bands cause that's just ridiculous and no one goes to
concerts to see bands, haha! Instead, it's
getting colder outside and times are tough, so it's more so for packing
bodies that can huddle together to stay warm instead of using a costly
heater,
haha! Peace.
Adam
Sep 13 2009 7:34 PM
the myspace gates and trespassed
through your page (admit it, you missed my sarcastic wit, haha), while
endlessly annoying the crap out of you in the process! We've got a few
killer
shows coming up on Wednesday Sept. 23rd at Shark City in Glendale
Heights (21+) and Saturday Sept. 26th at Penny Road Pub in Barrington
(All Ages)! We'd love to see you out there rocking out as you pelt us
with frozen vegetables out of disgust over what you're hearing, haha!
Kidding! Just thought this would be a better way to holler at our
friends than posting oversized flyers that take up half of your page or
dropping Youtube videos while making this even more impersonal than it
already is and becoming one of those dreaded, "myspace bands!" Hope
everything is everything on your side of the glowing screen! I use way too
many exclamation points to emphasize my point, haha!!! Damn it. Peace.
Adam
Sep 13 2009 7:34 PM
Aug 26 2009 2:19 AM
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£5 / 5 Euros / $7
+ £1 p&p UK / 2 Euros Europe / $2 US
Jul 20 2009 9:34 PM
Just trespassing through your page to show you some love and thank you for your friendship. I figure you've got enough bands shamelessly prostituting themselves on myspace that I'll spare you another! Feel free to drop by our page and check out our sound (mixing elements of Hard Rock and Psychedelia; think A Perfect Circle meets Pink Floyd w/ a twist) or just shoot the breeze with us. Peace and Love.
Adam
Jul 18 2009 12:06 AM
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