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Carlease!
Carlease! The Cadillac of Comedy

Female
102 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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BioCar-lease'(n.) talent built to last; option to buy
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TV ShowsDexter, How I Met Your Mother, What About Brian, Desperate Housewives, Malcolm in the Middle, Strong Medicine, Judging Amy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer....
FilmsIn Her Shoes, The Terminal, Get Shorty, The Out of Towners...

    Carlease!'s Interests
MusicIndia Arie; The Evolution of Robin Thicke; Gospel; Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
MoviesAntwone Fisher - "I'm still standing. I'm still strong!"; The Secret; Like Water for Chocolate; Joy Luck Club; How To Make An American Quilt; any movie starring Bette Davis; Rear Window
TelevisionThe Riches, American Idol, Cold Case, Without A Trace, South Park

     Carlease!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Hollis, Queens
Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Performing Artist

   Carlease!'s Companies
Bits N Pieces Productions
Santa Monica, CA US
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Nov 21 2009 8:00P
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Dec 19 2009 8:00P
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CARLEASE! ACCELERATES FROM THE CADILLAC OF MINI VANS TO THE CADILLAC OF COMEDY When Carlease Burke rented John Travolta “The Cadillac of Mini Vans” in the 1995 feature film Get Shorty, she wondered if it would be her unusual name that would land her the high octane jobs in Hollywood. It was right there in the credits – Rental Car Shuttle Driver, Carlease Burke. Coincidence? Director Barry Sonnenfeld says, “No”. So where did this name come from and what does it mean? Carlease has been trying to solve this mystery for many years, by going to the point of origin. “I got it out of a book” says her mother. “What book? Consumer Reports?” “If I earned a mile for every time I had to explain my name to someone I could have driven to Africa and back by now.” “How do you spell it?” “Like a lease on a car.” “How do you pronounce that?” “The accent is on the second syllable.” She thought adding an explanation mark would help. Let’s travel back in time. Before the exclamation mark, a few hundred miles before Hollywood, this low maintenance, high performance actress had stars in her headlights for as long as she can remember. Manufactured in New York City, Ms. Burke was encouraged to go into show business by her childhood dentist. Her mother wanted her to be a teacher, but after starring in a community theatre production that quickly moved to Off Broadway, she steered west. Carlease took a detour for a few months on the Sitmar Cruise Line performing in a musical theatre revue for international audiences. After traveling the long and winding road to Los Angeles, this luxury vehicle rolled into many school parking lots while entertaining children with the South Coast Repertory Company, Tim Busfield’s Fantasy Theatre and the Rock Salt Company, part of the Mark Taper Forum. She then drove on over to CBS Studios to recur on the soap opera, The Young and The Restless. Most recently, Carlease has maintained stability on both the large and small screens. National commercials such as Pfizer (mytimetoquit), Macy’s, Verizon, Pizza Hut, AARP and The Ad Council have aired on cable and internet as well. Her ever expanding list of guest star credits include The Riches, Desperate Housewives, Malcolm in the Middle, Without a Trace, Judging Amy, Monk, What About Brian and How I Met Your Mother . Ms. Burke didn’t know it at the time, but working on Get Shorty prepared her for 2 high beams in her career: feature films In Her Shoes opposite Cameron Diaz and Toni Collette directed by Curtis Hanson; and The Terminal with Tom Hanks, directed by Steven Spielberg. “Working with these two heavy hitters was amazing. They are truly the most powerful in their class.” Occasionally, Carlease will spin her wheels in live theatre as she did in 2005, playing The Nurse in Boston Court’s Romeo & Juliet. She was a recipient of an NAACP Theatre Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress for her exhilarating, confident performance. At one point in her journey, Carlease pulled over to earn a degree in sign language interpreting. She has had the opportunity to merge her talents onstage voicing for Deaf actress Michelle Banks and signing in a short film Mute directed by Melissa Joan Hart. During the 2007 pilot season, Ms. Burke took her first test drive for a series regular on a J.J. Abrams project, Anatomy of Hope. So…what’s in a name? Fortune or Fame? Let’s ask Carlease’s audiences from comedy clubs and Pride festivals across the country. Or at the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival. Or on an Olivia cruise. They would all agree…”Carlease can take us from 0 to 60 in 4.6 seconds. In that short amount of time, we feel like we’ve known her forever. She delivers a refined ride.” What’s on the horizon for this sleek and stylish machine? “I’ve been doing more writing lately. I’m working on my solo show, FIFTY!, It Doesn’t Look This Good On Everybody. I will be performing it in the Solo Sundays Series at Lucy Florence in Leimert Park, December 2007. I’m also thinking about writing a book.” Look for Carlease in the upcoming film, Anna Nicole, where she portrays the real life Taz, Anna’s private nurse. Ms. Burke revs her engine. “You know, when I tell people I was adopted, they tend to feel sorry for me. But as I look in the review mirror, I say, “With a name like Carlease, I’m lucky I wasn’t repossessed”.
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KMA

KMA



Nov 18 2009 4:39 AM

Hope all is well in Carlease's world.  Congrats on your most recently successes.  I look forward to performing in your room.
KMA

KMA



May 3 2009 3:29 PM

And how is Long Beach's favorite comedian?
Laura Jane

Laura Jane



Jun 12 2009 7:53 PM

BREAK A LEG TONIGHT, WOMAN~!~! LOVE YOU~!~! SO HAPPY FOR YOU~!~!
Roz Browne

Roz Browne



Apr 9 2009 8:44 PM

Congradualtions!! Which one did you get? Renee or Trish?
Steph

Steph



Apr 9 2009 9:20 PM

Wow, you've been a busy lady this year!
STOP Same Sex Abuse

STOP Same Sex Abuse



Mar 18 2009 11:00 PM

About this page:
I have been very active in Domestic Violence causes all of my adult life. I noticed a need in the world pertaining to Same Sex Domestic Violence. It happens more than people know. Unfortunately there are a number of gay people who barely consider themselves worthy or valued as a gay person much less a Domestic Violence Victim. There are also very limited resources, statistics, or information, for Same Sex Domestic Violence. Hopefully through empowerment and education we can change some of this.
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~ Dee ~
Tina Marie

Tina Givens



Mar 31 2009 3:09 PM

Just wanted to say hi.
Hope all is well! Much love!
KERRY ARNOLD STEPHENS

KERRY ARNOLD STEPHENS



Feb 23 2009 1:21 AM

THANK U!!
Steph

Steph



Feb 23 2009 3:23 AM

Don't imagine it Carlease, will it.... It's coming
TREE

Debra Martin



Mar 11 2009 9:03 AM

Hey you ... I'll be in LA on the 20th .. the show still on for the 21st? Lemme know and I'll catch it! Hope all is well w/you!

tree
TREE

Debra Martin



Mar 14 2009 4:24 PM

i'll b @ the show this month ... lord willing! cawfy 4 u on me! ;-)

Tree
Tina Marie

Tina Givens



Jan 18 2009 8:39 PM

Carlease great show last night as always. Can't wait to do my comedy with ya in Feb. Hope you enjoy your Sunday.
Much love always!
KMA

KMA



Jan 20 2009 8:38 AM

Hey beautiful, congrats on your anniversary show!!
Miss Jackson

Courtney Jackson



Jan 16 2009 1:39 AM

It is me!! Hi pretty lady!

I wish you an incredible show this Saturday! I am in Palm Springs for the film festival and won't be able to make it.

I wish you all the best! And I know with your great energy, it will be a HUGE success!
Jeff Leon - the dork from New York

Jeff Leon - the dork from New York



Jan 14 2009 5:26 AM

Hey Carlease,

FANTASTIC one woman show.

Happy 50th!

Jeff
Steph

Steph



Jan 3 2009 2:11 PM

Hey pretty lady, good luck with the show! Wish I could be there....Hope you had a great birthday and may the New Year bring you great successes
Audio Leake

Audio Leake



Dec 24 2008 11:27 PM

Merry New Year! AND.....Happy Birthday...

Peace and Love
Lost in Bleu

Lost in Bleu



Dec 27 2008 8:05 AM

HAPPY B-DAY CARLEASE!!!

Ha!

I said It first!

Mis you
Quimani the Great!

Quimani Brown



Dec 30 2008 2:21 AM

happy birthday CB! Its Capricorn Season!!!!
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Dec 30 2008 4:54 PM

It might.... thanks for the add!

Marti

Marti



Dec 2 2008 4:02 AM

hey! miss you!!
Tina Marie

Tina Givens



Dec 2 2008 4:40 AM

Hey there you just wanted to say hello. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I'm looking forward to doing the show on Feb 21st at hot java.
Hope you have a good week! Take care!
cynDEEthia

Cyndee Thia



Oct 8 2008 3:35 AM

...i am still laughing from Lynda's show! Cyndy
Audio Leake

Audio Leake



Oct 14 2008 4:31 PM


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Charley Geary

Charley Geary



Oct 15 2008 9:32 AM

Hey Beautiful... you're lookin good!!! Charley
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