Comickoz
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Clean / Comedic WritersWebsite
AmericasFunniestReporter.com
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 7, 2009 7:40 AM DON"T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM (MY TRIBUTE TO JOHN HUGHES)
- Mar 15, 2009 10:03 PM WHY I HATE AL GORE (Not why you think)
- Mar 12, 2009 5:43 PM I"LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME A BOSS THREW A FOLDER AT MY HEAD
- Sep 18, 2008 2:47 PM HOW MY BEST FRIEND HELPED ME GET A KILLER OFF MY COUCH AND THEN NEARLY GOT ME BUSTED BY FEDS
- Sep 18, 2008 2:23 PM HOW SCARED WOULD YOU BE IF SAMUEL JACKSON MOVED IN NEXT DOOR? We talk about "Lakeview Terrace"
Music
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Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Fat ninjas, octogenarian hookers and Flavor Flav.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Little Rock, Arkansas (now live in Pasadena, CA)
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 3" / Some extra baggage
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Writer/Talk Radio Host/Comic
Interests
General
Talking too loud to myself on the bus, quantum physics and trying to figure out what the hell that is in your hair.Music
Yes, it keeps ringing in my ears. All the time. Make it stop! Make it stop! But seriously...Dead Blonde Girlfriend (find it on my top friends and listen, it'll change your life!), Soul Asylum, REM, Counting Crows, The Wonders, Fountains of Wayne, Springsteen, anyone with great guitar pop.Movies
BURN AFTER READING is the best movie of the year! Forgetting Sarah Marshall is second. JUDD APATOW IS A GENIUS. Coen Brothers, Farrelly Brothers, Zucker Brothers...brothers are great filmmakers, yo. There's Something About Mary - alltime favorite. Well, tied with Ferris Bueller's Day Off. John Hughes rules always. Alfred Hitchcock is my other favorite all time filmmaker. I hate most war movies and horror movies and crap like "Nights in Rodanthe." (No, i didn't see that, but i could tell I'd shoot the movie screen if i had to.)Television
Books
SEIZE THE DAY JOB - i hear it's really funny! (HINT HINT ORDER IT I WROTE IT!) Well, wrote it with my best friend Tim Joyce! Get it at www.amazon.com or www.AMERICASFUNNIESTREPORTER.COM.Heroes
Ron Paul, Judd Apatow, John Hughes, Ray Romano, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Dave Pirner (Soul Asylum writer/singer), Kevin Smith. And Andres Zayas, the Chicago cop who saved me mid-mugging one night in 1999.
Schools
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Texas Christian University
- Ft Worth,Texas
- Graduated: 1993
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: English
- Minor: Radio-TV-Film
- Clubs: Daily Skiff (newspaper), Amnesty International, Young Democrats
- Greek: Beta Upsilon Chi
1989 to 1993