Carlos

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is all over it like a rash and ready to hit the hard stuffPosted at 2:21 AM Dec 11, 2008 view more

  • Carlos

  • 39 / Male
  • Sydney & Bonn, DE
  • Last Login: 10/13/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Live music, tattoos, acts of revenge, piercings, unusual people, motorcycles (the old loud greasy stuff), early 50's style hotrods and sleds, throwing sausages up hallways, pulling engines apart and not putting them back together, drinking rum and dancing crazy, pissing in the airvents of tourists' cars at the beach, bunyips, yowies, trolls, classic cheesecake pinups, starting things I know I'll never finish, spending money on things I'll never use, letting down people's tyres when they take my parking space at the supermarket, low brow and bondage related art, Coop, Helmut Newton, Stanton, Ashleigh Talbot, tikis with curses on them, girls I'll never love, missing opportunities, running naked through the streets screaming.
  • Music

    The Cramps, Tom Waits, Bathory, The Dumb Earth, Frank Zappa, Lee Presson & the Nails, Nina Hagen, Alice Cooper, Nick Cave, John Lydon, Six Ft Hick, Sex Pistols, Violent Femmes, Motorhead, the dead milkmen, Johnny Cash, The Sonics, The Pixies, Machine Gun Fellatio, John Spencer, Spencer P. Jones, screamin Jay hawkins, Gentle Ben and His Sensitive Side, X-ray specs, dead kennedys, zombie ghost train, the meteors, pogues, bunt, cannibal corpse, Black sabbath, charlie parker, lee perry, ennio morricone and more, more, more.
  • Movies

    Roadkill; Hardcore Logo; Braindead; Life of Brian; The Meaning of Life; Donnie Darko; Clockwork Orange; Bladerunner; anything with cameos by Joey Ramone, Tom Waits or Iggy Pop; Toxic Avenger; Some Like it Hot; The Man Who Fell to Earth; Surf Nazis Must Die; Life is Beautiful (and other stuff with Roberto B); Breathless (Belmondo and Seberg); Better off Dead; Cool Hand Luke; Hot Shots; The Wild One; Edward Scissor Hands; Beetlejuice; Romeo & Juliet; The three amigos; Up in Smoke; 21 grams; Once Were Warriors; Cry Baby; Heathers; Highway 61; The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle; Ferris Beuller's Day Off; Mystic River; Naked Gun; Rocky Horror Picture Show; The Maltese Falcon; Casablanca; A lift to the scaffold; Reservoir Dogs; Natural Born Killers; U-Turn; Wild at Heart; The Good, The Bad & the ugly; A Fist Full of Dollars; Coogan's Bluff (Best chase scene ever, with two Trrumpies through San Fransisco); Dirty Rotten Scoundrels; The Blob.
  • Television

    Southpark, Duckman, League of Gentlemen
  • Books

    Moby Dick, On the Road, Heart of Darkness, Catch 22, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Heaven and hell: Doors to Perception, Hesse's Steppenwolf, Foucault's Pendulum, most of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's (too tired to check spelling) work, some Bukowski, some Burroughs, Jupiter's Travels by Ted Simons, A short walk in the Hindu Kush, almost everyhting from old Ernie Hemingway and a hell of a lot of other stuff, mostly non-fiction.
  • Heroes

    Ronny Biggs, Alexander de Large, Errol Flynn, Travis Bickell, Johnny Rotten, Frank the rabbit, Yossarian

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Sydney
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: truck drivin' gonzo journalist
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Companies

  • Word-Reich media services

    • Dysney, UM
    • head pencil sharpener
    Pushing shit uphill with a pointed stick.
  • Bastards Publishing Inc

    • Dysney, AU
    • The Fuck-you person & general dogs-body.
    Haven't we been through this before?

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Who I'd like to meet:

Hey Kids! Are you so cool that you've stopped trying? Don't fit the mainstream's jello mould but you know you're a person no less, right? Got some fire left in the ol' belly? Not afraid of motorcycles, art, ropes or Frank Zappa? GRRRLS, need a shoulder to cry on? (oops, mind those studs) Fellas, planning a coup d'etat, or maybe just mass political disobedience, and need a sounding board? Well, I'm here for you! Over a few quiet beers and then several fairly noisy bourbons and a couple of dangerously loud rum and cokes, we can put the world to rights. My specialties include consoling distraught damsels; offending the inoffensive; starting bar fights and then ducking out to the next pub; and vandalising hatchbacks with Playboy Bunny airfresheners hanging from the mirror. Aw come on! What do you think I'm here for? Your entertainment? My health? You're not wasting my time are you? Sometimes I could just scream in here. Leave the lights on! Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you! Like if I had any friends at all I'd be spending my nights bug-eyed, staring, trawling the web for who knows what strange harvest? .. .. ..

Comments

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  • Oct 18 2009 8:12 AM

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  • Sep 20 2009 12:15 PM

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  • Aug 7 2009 12:29 AM

    WTF!?
    You know the CD I sent you ages ago... Its been more than two months.
    It's just come back to me today!!!
    Can you tell me your address again?
    Sorry about that , mate...
  • Aug 4 2009 6:40 PM

    Hallo! Nächsten Samstag ins Bla zu Bonn. Das wird ein Fest(ival). Show beginnt um 18 Uhr! Vier Knaller Bands ... eine davon hier als Vorgeschmack:



    Empfehlung: Karten im Vorverkauf sichern oder früh genug da sein! Ich freue mich. Gruß D.
  • Jun 9 2009 7:18 AM

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    Alors chico!
    Un verre dans deux semaines ! ;o)
  • Apr 8 2009 9:55 AM

    ... Egg time! :o)

    Egg City

    Egg :
    "Dans la reproduction sexuée, la cellule œuf ou zygote, est le premier stade de la vie d'un individu. C'est une cellule issue de la fécondation de gamètes haploïdes. C'est-à-dire de la fusion d'un ovule (gamète femelle chez les animaux) ou de l'oosphère (gamète femelle chez les végétaux), avec un gamète mâle : spermatozoïde pour les animaux, créant ainsi un embryon."

    Alors bon appetit ;o) And have a very cool and funny weekend!!!
    Hope for you in France .. try the eggs mimosa.. yum! ;o)
    A bientot amigo!
    Bisous!
    Anja
  • Apr 1 2009 1:40 PM

    Hey Chico! :o))

    Oooouh! I haven't been here since ages ;o)

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    So just dropping my eye ...
    A bientot! :o)

    Anja
  • Mar 17 2009 7:33 PM

    "...lay down the law like early Motörhead.."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    REPOMEN (NL) (w/ the singer of PETER PAN SPEEDROCK)! LIVE @ BLA BONN
    DIESEN DONNERSTAG!!!
    +VANBARGEN!

  • Jan 16 2009 12:27 PM

    Excellent! Excellent!
    It looks like we are even playing 2 sets that night. 2 fucken sets!
    I don't think we've got enough songs....
  • Jan 14 2009 12:50 PM

    Hi Carlos!

    We've got a gig at The Sandos in Newtown Tues 3rd Feb. Will you be back in Town?
  • Nov 28 2008 10:20 PM

    Drop Dead Festival in Cracow? Why not? Please vote for Cracow here -> http://ddf. deadbatgroup. org Thanks! :)
  • Oct 27 2008 5:14 PM

    Ciao Chico !!

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    Happy you are back! Bon - par pour "Bonn" ;o)
    J'espere que tu vas bien et a bientot! :o)
    Anja
  • Sep 21 2008 9:54 AM

    Ahoj!! ;o)))

  • Aug 8 2008 11:48 PM

    Gday Carlos, Happy Birthday. May your drinks be flowing and your ROCK be rollin. Hopefully we will be over your side of the world in the not to distant future. Until then.....


    Have a good one

    and

    ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Aug 8 2008 2:12 PM

    Happy Birthday, mate.
    We will play Pablo Picasso as your birthday song on Sunday at Hoey.
  • Sof

    Jul 2 2008 1:23 AM

    Hey Carlos man, how you going? You better be safe on the road with that bike of yours... there are some sdtern beasts out there...

    Hows things?
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    Jun 21 2008 6:52 PM



    danke fürs adden und cheers aus Apesville
  • Jun 17 2008 8:57 PM

    Donna Corleonie
  • Jun 4 2008 10:03 AM

    Hey man! How's Prag?? Having tons of adventures? When are you coming back to Bonn?
  • Sof

    May 29 2008 6:32 PM

    Hey Carlos!
  • Mar 23 2008 3:03 AM

    Snake!!!
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  • Mar 2 2008 4:18 PM

    KÖLLE ALAAF???

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  • Jac

    Jan 15 2008 1:22 AM

    Don't forget to pack your party shoes!
  • Dec 24 2007 1:08 PM