Carlos
"CARLOS LOOZER"

Male
26 years old
Malibu, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:6/5/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/carlosloozer  

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    Carlos's Interests
GeneralMoney, cheating, benchwarming, raquetball, money.
MusicJ.D. Money, Liberace, Cobra Verde
MoviesMo' Money, Scarface, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gigli
TelevisionDiscovery Health Channel, where I can do research on injuries i need to claim I have so I don't have to play in Cleveland.
BooksHOW TO SWINDLE A BLIND MAN AND MAKE $68 MILLION
HeroesScrooge McDuck, Karl Malone, The Monopoly Man, Donald Trump, Benedict Arnold ... and the greatest hero of all, Myself.

     Carlos's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Juneau, Alaska
Body type:6' 8" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Carlos's Schools
Duke University
Durham,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Basketball and Business
Minor: swindling
 

1999 to 2001

   Carlos's Companies
carlosloozer.com
Cleveland, Ohio US
brunt of jokes
western conference

since july 2004



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   Carlos's Blurbs
About me:
I'm paid big bucks to play basketball, but I figured out a way to be paid big bucks without contributing much to the basketball part!

Find out all about it at: carlosloozer.com
Who I'd like to meet:
A sack of money! or ...Another trusting, guilible old guy with lotsa cheddar... or... a better publicist!

   Carlos's Friend Space (Top 7)
Carlos has 193 friends.
 Brian 


 Moondog 


 God 


 Gordon 


 OJ 


 Real Cavs Fan 


 Tom 





Carlos's Friends Comments
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LeBron2010





May 2 2008 5:32 PM

Add this page, check out the website and be part of the movement.




**JULES**





Nov 20 2007 6:37 AM

too funny it's his bday.. maybe his wifey is buyin him a gift with his money. ..
Shelf Life Clothing





Jun 13 2007 8:03 PM



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Marcus Rosenstock





May 24 2007 10:31 AM

BOOZER IS TEARIN IT UP RIGHT NOW!
Starbuck™





Mar 14 2007 3:53 PM

Let me get that 8th spot on your top friends list!
El Boojo





Feb 27 2007 7:54 PM

Loozer sold his soul to the Devil and his payback is he'll never stay healthy!
Marcus Rosenstock





Jan 20 2007 8:39 AM

People are calling Carlos Boozer an MVP candidate! :S
Under The Wish





Nov 17 2006 12:39 PM

Hi there, Just sending some love & wishing you a Happy Birthday.
HUGS ~ dennY
Garrard #28





Nov 15 2006 11:48 AM

Watch out, Boozer's tearin' it up right now!
Lawrence





Aug 21 2006 7:14 PM

Carlos Boozer is the biggest jerk in the NBA. What he did, backing out on his word, was an absolute discrace to the sport. I'm actually a Knicks fan, but after seeing what he did, I was appalled. Anyway, the CarlosLoozer site is very funny and has me cracking up every time I visit. Keep up the good work, mocking an overrated forward with no integrity. LOL.
Trevor





Jun 22 2006 10:21 PM

FIND ME IN THIS PHOTO, MY HOMEY, THIS IS LIKE A GANGSTA 'WHERE'S WALDO' OR SOME SHIT:

Starbuck™





May 15 2006 2:08 AM

how u doin mr. loozer, its the admin from realcavsfans.com.

good work on the site, keep us laughin.
Nicky Mac™





May 6 2006 8:29 PM

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Nicky Mac™





Apr 24 2006 3:18 PM

What are ur plans for the playoffs... since u didn't make it there.... = P
Pak Attack





Apr 18 2006 9:34 AM

Boozer is 6'9 not 6'8, haha
¡Cristóbal!





Apr 3 2006 12:00 PM

Crosby GO BROWNS
E.J.





Mar 30 2006 3:31 PM

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Lets just say Jim didn't get this poster too far into the Arena
Nicky Mac™





Mar 28 2006 4:13 PM

Deion Sanders... WHAT!.... OMG... also, I think u need to put Gordon Gund as your number 1.... u did kinda screw him... and Cleveland... but it's all good.... WE are goin to the playoffs...

Lata sucka!
Nicky Mac™





Mar 26 2006 4:39 PM

whats up BOOZER... hows that 68 mill treatin u... and how's that lawsuit with Prince goin?

Too bad u decided NOT to stay with a team thats gonna be in the playoffs.... = P
Gordon





Mar 14 2006 8:38 AM

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Gordon





Mar 14 2006 8:26 AM

I found you!!!!! You better hope your hamstrings aren't tweaked because i'm going to kick the crap out of you with my cane.
Dave





Mar 13 2006 9:50 AM

CECE boozer is a man baby!!!
Matt





Mar 13 2006 9:33 AM

Carlos, aren't you rich enough!? You'll have to wait till I start a software company or something then I can loan you $68, 000, 000.00...the wife spend all your money?
Brian





Mar 12 2006 9:08 AM

YAYsports! NBA


Dude good to see you here. Never forget!
Rhett





Mar 10 2006 6:57 PM

Whats this, like the others, Tippmann98 didnt make the cut? Thats Bush League! By the way, thats not really me, thats my Spanish teacher.
Derek





Mar 6 2006 6:03 PM

So.. are you and Sham gonna fight?
Derek





Mar 4 2006 6:21 PM

you haven't been on the boards lately...

no new cartoons or photoshops?
Hooper





Mar 4 2006 1:22 PM

Carlos, you took me off your top 8!? You money loving son of a bitch!
Derek





Feb 27 2006 2:18 PM

paid*


thats the pic from cavsfan103's girlfriends picture you made up.. haha... very funny man
Derek





Feb 27 2006 2:17 PM

It's on like Donkey-Kong.. you got Marv Albert in the top 8.. but no Underdog?!?

you back-stabbing over-pain Alaskian Bastard
Z-Bone





Feb 26 2006 6:37 PM

u got it wrong "john"


carlos loozer is all about making fun of carlos boozer
johnski





Feb 26 2006 5:41 PM

so your basically the bizzaro carlos boozer....one of my alltime least fav people on earth for many reasons.....plays no dee and stands next to the basket to inflate his rebounding numbers, jetted a chance to play next to lebron for the rest of his carrear in the most shamefull of ways for a few extra dollars, he went to pussy ass duke, and his eyebrow hair covers his entire forehead.....

hopefully jerry sloan hates you too and dee williams never passes u the ball

prick
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