Carl
Carl Perez
Carl Perez Male
48 years old
RIDGECREST, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Carl's Interests
GeneralI love monkeys. Making movies is hard work (especially with no money), but it's also fun and very gratifying, from a creative point of view. I live in a house with four cats, three of which are hairless. I love them all, except for Beetle. He's an asshole. I have a sister and niece who are both police officers, and I have a brother and nephew who are both drug addicts, so I guess it evens itself out. I also find myself having some short term memory loss from time to time. Did I mention that I love monkeys?
MusicI greatly enjoy it, except for anything that appears on MTV and all the obnoxous rap and grunge on MySpace.com, bunch of noise-hawking no-talents. My faves are jazz (Pat Metheny to Antonio Carlos Jobim), rock (I'll always love The Beatles), classic r&b (Marvin, 'nuff said), Sinatra, classical, etc.
MoviesLove old horror and sci-fi movies. Actually, I love old movies, period. So many new movies now days are just wa-a-a-a-a-y-y-y over-the-top for me.
TelevisionI"ll stay up for some Conan. Other than that, it's a cesspool. Feh! (Okay, I do have the first five seasons of THE SIMPSONS on dvd).
BooksWith my busy schedule, I'm lucky if I have time to read "See Spot Run."
HeroesJordan (My pal and co-producer), anyone who defies the sorry current state of our culture, the great comedians who could always make me laugh, the man who invented the nose hair clipper. Also, my mom, who showed me what true bravery is while fighting her losing battle with cancer.
Groups: Jane Monheit... that's all that needs to be said...YUCCA MAN MOVIEDelaurenti PhotographyJames TaylorTommy Emmanuel C.G.P. FansReal Writers, Real People

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     Carl's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Jose, CA
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Professional Amateur

   Carl's Schools
Yerba Buena High
San Jose,California
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1976 to 1979



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   Carl's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a fairly decent sort who just about to start work on my fifth screenplay. I pretty much am able to get along with anyone, except for that same fat, sweaty, smelly guy who always crowds my seat on airplanes and public transportation. If I have a fault in myself, I would say that it's my tendency to find fault in myself. My personal motto is, "Never put off 'til tomorrow the task you can pass on to someone else."
Who I'd like to meet:
Cool, quality people who won't turn out to be psychopaths apt to do me in with a chainsaw and/or tree shredder. NO MORE FRIEND REQUESTS FROM PORN SITES, PLEASE! WHAT PART OF "NO" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, IS IT THE "N", OR IS IT THE "O"?

   Carl's Friend Space (Top 39)
Carl has 566 friends.
 patti 


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 Grosswoman 


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 ♫ Phyl ♫ 


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 Geri Mars, Comedy Goddess 


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 Cos 


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 Just Me! 


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 Craig T 


 ♥Sharon 


 Hannah aka Emma 


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 Dave Houston: Comedy Action Figure! 


 More Trudy 


 Carolyn 


 Del Close's Skull 





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patti

patti powers



Nov 25 2009 12:58 AM

You're never showing as online for chatting anymore.  Is it me, is it Jake.  I'm sure it's Jake.  I can get rid of him.
♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Nov 24 2009 11:55 AM

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Suz The Q

Suz The Q



Nov 24 2009 12:10 AM

Hi Mr. Carl,

Have a yummy and happy Thanksgiving!  I hope all is good and well with you!

Take care!

Suz
♥Sharon ♥

♥Sharon ♥



Nov 14 2009 2:55 AM

Kathys Comments

Kathys Comments
Grosswoman

nancy hughes



Nov 3 2009 2:47 PM

Hey, Mr. Halloween!  Did you have a good one?
Cos

Cos



Oct 31 2009 9:46 PM

Just Me!

Just Me!



Oct 30 2009 6:51 PM

Happy Halloween!! How u have a spooktacular day!
Flower Power

Flower Power



Oct 29 2009 10:19 AM

A little Halloween humor to start the day.......

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Peace and Love
FP

♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Oct 25 2009 2:19 PM

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Halloween - the one day of the year I can fly my broom, be bitchy, and everyone understands.

Have a great Sunday!
Hugs,
Phyl

Flower Power

Flower Power



Oct 24 2009 2:26 PM

Hi there Carl....how's sunny California?

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If this doesn't make you smile and laugh, I don't know what will, haha!



Have a fun, autumn weekend!

Peace and Love
FP
patti

patti powers



Oct 24 2009 12:28 PM

Your cat has bat wings to match his ears.  I'd take him to the vet.
Gr!?1!

Jose And griselle J.G.c



Oct 20 2009 4:15 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Oct 18 2009 3:19 PM

Hello there Carl!

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I'll take the big one in the middle.  That would sure make a lot of cheescake, cookies, cake, tarts, bars and uhm, Martinis!  First I would have to dive into the gooey, slimey, slippery icky stuff.

Sunday Hugs!
Drooling & Dripping Phyl
Flower Power

Flower Power



Oct 18 2009 2:02 PM

Hi there!  Stopping by with breakfast and wishes for a sunny, wonderful week ahead!

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Peace and Love
Muahhh
FP

♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Oct 10 2009 8:03 PM

Hello there!  Hope all is well with you today!

With the economy so bad in the States, I thought about taking on a second job.  Dog walker came to mind, as I love dogs, but instead I chose "Goldfish Walking."

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The little creatures are quite entertaining!  I overhead one conversation...

"Do you think we will find Nemo?"
"No, Goldfinger, we are not out looking for Nemo, we are on assignment from Miss Moneypenny, now behave yourself."
"I think I am going to be sick, all this up and down and riding these waves is a bit much for me!"

Ho Hum
Phyl
♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Oct 4 2009 3:01 PM

Stopping by to show some love for you and the beautiful fall season!

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Hugs
Phyl

Miss Trudy

Trudy Moore



Oct 4 2009 2:27 PM

You're welcme Carl....I need to check it for myself though...if my profile pic is still there...perhaps the whole thing is too!  Have an awesome Sunday.

:^)
Flower Power

Flower Power



Oct 4 2009 1:36 PM

Hi there, how's it going Carl!

All the little creatures are gearing up for Halloween.....caught these guys staring into my window this morning. 

Well I could have been dreaming.......

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Have a great week!

Peace, Love & Happiness!
FP
Miss Trudy

Trudy Moore



Oct 3 2009 4:38 PM

How's Carl today? *grin*

Trud

P.S. I think the old profile of 'More Trudy' is now defunct......a little FYI for ya!

*grin*
Grosswoman

nancy hughes



Oct 1 2009 6:32 PM

Hey, Carl - do you know (of) Michael Dougherty? I'm going to a screening of his movie Trick or Treat tonight -- his dad works at the Police Dept where I work.  I guess he wrote Superman Returns screenplay... anyhoo, it made me think of you!
Del Close's Skull

Skull Del Close



Oct 1 2009 4:12 PM

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Gerry Ford was good for a chuckle too at times!
Izzy Moon™

Izzy Moon™



Sep 30 2009 12:22 AM

Harold is better than Herod.  As a kid, I used to think that it was "Hollowed be thy name," and never quite understood it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a long-time MySpace friend and gifted writer!  I wish that we lived closer so that we could be real-life friends, although I certainly consider you as such.  I hope that you are having a wonderful day, and that you're surrounded by loving friends, family and kitty-kids.

Have a MONSTROUSLY GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!


Flower Power

Flower Power



Sep 27 2009 7:47 PM

Just stopping by to say Hi, with a little art from the old days!

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What words of wisdom do you think they are talking about?

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Perhaps?

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Have a great Sunday and better week ahead!

Peace, Love and Happiness
FP

♫ Phyl ♫

 ♫ Phyl ♫



Sep 27 2009 2:49 PM

Hi there!

Hope you are enjoying your weekend!  I went to Austin's Pecan Street Festival on Saturday - food, art, music and madness, and this is a photo of me with what I thought was a statue.....until it started moving, haha!  This guy is obviously part of the "madness" of the art festival, lol!   Geez I love crazy people!


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Hugs,
Phyl
Cos

Cos



Sep 27 2009 4:53 AM


Have fun -
Cheers, Cos
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