Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author

		I'm an abortion, love me Erkek 32 yaşında PORTLAND, OREGON Birleşik Devletler Son Giriş: 28.11.2009
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Genel	My top 3 hobbies include sausage making, dungeons and dragons orgy parties, and making/watching crappy homemade zombie movies. Other than that, I'm pretty lame.
Müzik	Sockeye, Cauliflower Ass and Bob, Boy in Love, The Sandwich Gang, Karate Eggs, The Poops, The Imperial Butt Wizards, Hard Core Dude, The Frogs, Melt Banana, Guitar Wolf, Upsidedown Cross, Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band, Timwie J Malmsteen's Rising Pants, Boredoms, Anal Cunt, The Crucifucks, Devo, Atom and His Package, The Deep Donkey Crew, Ween, The Kids of Widney High, GG Allin, Cock Sparrer, Negative Approach, The Romper Stomper soundtrack, The Village People, Merzbow, Manowar, Dio, Iron Maiden, Mortiis, Mortician, the Dr. Who theme song, the battlestar galactica theme song, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Quichua Mashis, The Slackers, The Skatalites, Stubborn Allstars, Let's Go Bowling, I love pretty much all of that gay ska stuff, anything Japanese, any pre-reggae Jamaican music, brutally evil music, anything really stupid, anything that sucks.
Filmler	films by Svankmajer, Tsukamoto, Raimi, Coen Brothers, Miike, Madin, Quay, Jodorowsky, Lynch, Cronenberg, Greenway, Herzog, Burton, Troma, and I completely love all Chris Seaver movies. Check them out at lowbudgetpictures.com
Televizyon	I don't really like television. Commercials drive me nuts. Actually, I do love Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021.
Kitaplar	Anything by: Dr. Seuss, Russell Edson, Kathe Koja, Kathy Acker, Doug Rice, Kevin L. Donihe, D. Harlan Wilson, Vincent Sakowski, Chris Genoa, Jeremy Robert Johnson, Andre Duza, Jeffrey Thomas, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Roald Dahl, Gary Barwin, Clive Barker, Kafka, Camus, Breton, Burroughs, Rushdie, Arnold Rabin, Ron Dakron, Francesca Lia Block, among many others. Nothing by: Carlton Mellick III.
Kahramanları	FOOD FORTUNATA, Bruce Campbell, Mr. T, Dr. Seuss, H. R. Giger, Warwick Davis, John Waters, Trekkies, Debbie Rochon, and the weird people who read my books.
Gruplar:	Bizarro, necro_girls, They Call Us Carlton, Oobblebob, Avant Punk Army Tümünü Görüntüle Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author \| Gruplar

Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author | Detaylar

Durumu:	Swinger
Burada olma nedeni:	Elektronik yazışma, Arkadaşlar
Doğum Yeri:	McDonaldland
Vücut türü:	188cm
Din:	Diğer
Burcu:	Yengeç
Sigara / İçki:	Evet / Evet
Çocuklar:	Çocuk istemiyorum
Eğitim:	Üniversiteye gittim
Meslek:	Breakdancer
Gelir:	30.000 USD'den az

Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author | Okullar

Northern Arizona University Flagstaff,Arizona Mezun Olduğu Okul: Cevap Yok Ana dal: English/Art	1995 - 1999
Fountain Hills High School Fountain Hills,Arizona Mezun Olduğu Okul: 1995 Öğrenci durumu: Eski Mezunlar Derece: High School Diploma	1992 - 1995

Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author | Çevresi

Yayıncılık - Yazar - Romancı
I'm a full-time author of trashy surreal novels and part of the Bizarro genre uprising. I have over 12 books in print, including PUNK LAND, THE MENSTRUATING MALL, and THE BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG.

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I'm Carlton Mellick III, some asshole who writes Bizarro novels for a living and was once a breakdancing champion in northern Idaho. Most people I add on here already know who I am and what books I've written, but just in case you've never heard of me before, check these out...

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For more info about my writing, check out my website at www.avantpunk.com

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If you would like to help spread the word about my books and the Bizarro genre in exchange for free stuff (including exclusive books that are only available to members), join the Bizarro street team called "the Avant Punk Army." For more information, click on the image below: Oh yeah, I'm also the singer of That One Band, a retard punk band.

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J.M. Knight (ϟ)	18 Kas 2009 07:51 Hey hows it going? Love your work! =)
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J. W.	12 Kas 2009 12:16 Thanks for the friendship Click here to order it now. Check out my fan page http://www.facebook.com/pages/J-W-Thompson/136105451065
John Everson	11 Kas 2009 02:27 Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com. Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss." And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
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The Losers Club	30 Eki 2009 03:40 Hey Carlton, if it's not too early .... Happy Halloween!...
The Fallen Angel	28 Eki 2009 06:03 i read some demented shit before but nothin like this I LOVE IT the menstruating mall is my favorite keep up the sick work!
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