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Carly Baker
apparently its safer than traveling in a car....hmmm...

Female
33 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/26/2009
Mood: travelicious Mood Image
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    Carly Baker's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy, cereal, cleaning the toilet, scary moives, eating chinese food, people watching, complaining, taking baths, flossing, squinting when people tell me something really important and then saying...
Musicthe hills are alive with the sound of......
MoviesI like movies with sharks in them...they should put more sharks in more films. Raising Arizona, The Piano, Better Off Dead (really any John Cusack movie), Dawn of the Dead...anything with zombies that eat brains and stuff, The Jerk, all Steve Martin movies...except maybe Grand Canyon that is my least favorite....and any movie where Colin Firth has to wear period clothing. He makes me ovulate.
Televisioni heart tv
Booksfrom left to right
HeroesMary Queen of Scots, Felicity, and My Little Pony
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceThe Swinging Johnson BrothersBastards Unite!Slade's TreehouseRoad ComicsFUCKING COMEDYUrban ComedyNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Carly Baker's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Hometown:St.Louis, Missouri
Body type:5' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Asian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Sword Swallower

   Carly Baker's Schools
University Of Missouri-Rolla
Rolla, MISSOURI
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Chemistry/minor biological science...Secondary Education
 

1993 to 1998
Northwest High
House Springs, MISSOURI
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Class President, Student Council, Drama Club, Choir, Yearbook, Art
 

1989 to 1993


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   Carly Baker's Blurbs
About me:
BECOME AN ORGAN DONOR! HELP SAVE LIVES! I'm a Stand-up Comic and a mommy. My turn offs include cold feet, public toilets, and diarhea. I live in Scotland now, its on this island ..you may have never heard of it. If i was a dessert i would be Jello. OH AND......PLEASE HELP SAVE LIVES AND COMMIT TO BEING AN ORGAN DONOR! MySpace Maps
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"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
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   Carly Baker's Friend Space (Top 32)
Carly Baker has 525 friends.
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jim rose circus





Jun 25 2009 8:15 PM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
f=share

..FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
2009 tour poster
Barry Dodds





Jun 25 2009 2:20 AM

I would but I call, leave messages, never hear anyting back...

B
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Jay





Apr 27 2009 8:45 PM

Calling Miss Baker ...where are you I'm worried call me ugh ....
Jay





Apr 12 2009 8:24 PM

Well according to Keir it's when we listen to men....wait.....should we listen? Wont he blank in our eye????? I dont know its so confusing
brendasaurus





Feb 20 2009 3:01 PM

Oh wait, I just saw that you're in Scotland. I think that's far.
brendasaurus





Feb 20 2009 3:00 PM

Carly, I'm in London. Let's hang out. I can't remember where you live though. I leave wednesday.
Barry Dodds





Feb 9 2009 9:11 PM

Oi! I havent heard from you in ages! Ring me!
xxx
jim rose circus





Feb 4 2009 8:40 PM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
Jay





Jan 9 2009 4:28 PM

ahhahaha im extremely skint! stupid being skint!
Steph





Jan 6 2009 9:00 PM

I just ignore all that crap & people know better than to ask now. He's just gone home for a while. He'll be chilling out with his dad watching the football apparently! Alright for some.
xx
Steph





Jan 6 2009 8:37 PM

Ooh! The status has gone up a notch. Did you just find out your not on with Reg anymore? Hope you're well.
xx
Lisa Corrao





Dec 22 2008 7:27 PM

Carly!
So glad that the underwear is still on your head. THat's why I love you!
Have a very merry merry super very merry christmas!!
-Lisa :D
Barry Dodds





Dec 13 2008 1:42 AM

Hello!

Sorry I didnt ring you back, been dead busy today, will call tomorrow!

Stay cool you red-head stunner

B
x
Steph





Dec 3 2008 9:52 PM

Hey. Only just got your message. I hope you're feeling better now! I've been laid low with a chest infection, but nothing worse thankfully. Get better soon missus and let me know when you're next down.
xx
Steph





Nov 18 2008 1:25 PM

I went to see you on Sunday. You weren't there...... xx
Dianne Cupps





Oct 9 2008 4:05 AM

oh holy crap i missed your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now... go get a Facebook account. I'm on there more.
Scott White





Oct 2 2008 1:09 AM

happy belated birthday
Sparky Drakonis





Sep 28 2008 4:57 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
Scott White





Sep 12 2008 8:01 PM

are you home?

are you a little worried about me?
Deanna





Jul 17 2008 1:12 PM

Is it really celebrity? Funny animation:
http://youtube. o7. pl/2008/07/00/
Barry Dodds





Jul 2 2008 3:13 AM

Hello!

Havent heard from you in ages! Ring me, mail me, let me know you are alive and well!

B
x
Angie





Jun 20 2008 12:37 AM

Hey Carly! Haven't talked to you in forever, hope you are good. Give your kids squeezes from me.
~ * ~ Tia ~ * ~





Jun 9 2008 1:32 AM

Hey Carly Baker, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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May 24 2008 9:57 PM

Hey Carly Baker, I'm worth $500!
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Barry Dodds





Apr 16 2008 9:47 PM

Hey!

Long time no hear! Hows things?

B
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