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I love the Creator, my family, my animals, cats, dogs and fish, I love that I can hear cause I love good conversation and music. I love medieval musical instruments, I love the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism but hate SCA songs, I do love authentic medieval music and songs. I love amusement parks and live for Disneyland, my favorite attractions being Peter Pan's Flight, Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean ...I've always identified with the Large woman on the auction block and live to "Show off my LARBOARD side." I like doing Renaissance Faires. I love BIG bloomers and BIG shirts and SMALL bodices. I love the 'out of bodice' experience. I love lacing corsets on ANYONE. I love BEING laced by someone who thinks I'm attractive. I like men in corsets and men in boots...girls boots...boy boots, boots boots boots. I love lacing boots and watching people lace my boots. I love my Viking Man but don't like Viking recreation. I like Real and Authentic Pirate Lore and hate wannabe pirates, but love Hollywood pirates that know they are "playing a part". I love The Scarlett Harlott. I love REALLY BIG pirate hats. I don't like make-up, but I love being made up if that makes sense. I love photography but hate mugging for the camera. I hate bunny ears in a photograph but love them on the bunny. I hate chocolate but love rice crispie treats and large glass of cold milk with a couple ice cubes in the glass. I'm not much of a drinker, but I I love a shot of Captain Morgan's Tattoo Rum. I love a cold glass of Pepsi cause I don't like Coke. I love platform boots and sandals. I like my flip flops a whole lot. I like buying different kinds of fancy flip flops. I like being on my feet for hours and getting a great foot rub afterward. I love falling asleep while getting a back rub. I LOVE BEING AN ALE WENCH! I am developing a love for Arizona skylines while I LOVE California deserts and California nights. I LOVE naked people even though I'm not into being naked myself. I miss good hard rainstorms in the summertime. I hate the humidity that follows. I love sunsets and don't care for sunrises. I love staying up all night. I love roller coasters and carnival rides of all kinds. It is my dream to one day ride all the rides there is to ride. I miss "R" Keys. My favorite living creature is the Alligator, they are one of the creators first Dragons. I love Dragons and mythical creatures of all kinds. I love the grace of manatee and Whale Sharks. I want to swim with Whales and play with Dolphins. I love riding my Yamaha 400 even though I have not done that in about 15 years *sigh* I love to be given toys of all kinds. Toys toys toys toys toys. ALL KINDS YA HEAR. I collect all kinds of things and want postcards from YOUR vacation. I like to collect odd vintage or antique items that most people don't really appreciate. I Love Steve Martin and his Happy Feet. I love when he blows your mind by playing banjo and wearing an arrow on his head. I love when my brother plays harmonica, and I love Blues Traveler and the harmonica solos in their music. I love HOOK...the pirate and the song. I love doing 1890's Old West Re-enactment with my brother but not on my own, I love costume design and manufacture, I love frozen Bellinis and warm Bacardi silvers and warm, flat Mountain Dew. I love photography, I love being a photographer and I love being a compulsive volunteer. I love my camera "Athena".
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A Tribute to Real Life People of Motorcycling
A Savage Arts Collaboration
Music
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
CANDYMAN- CHRISTINA AGUILERA VID
Phat Cat Swinger has uploaded their video with Christina Aguilera, See if you can spot any of them!
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For those of you who don't know Phat Cat Swinger, they are a band from Apple Valley, California (hi Desert, where I live) that I had the pleasure of helping to promote several years ago before they made the 'big time'! They Rawk my sox!
Another up and coming band I really like and would be happy to promote...
....also Trance, Techno, Big Band, Swing, Classical, Rock, New Age, Music from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's& 60's, ICP (Insane Clown Posse)Jerry Reed, Green Day, Sting, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Depeche Mode, The Monkees, Patsy Cline, Jerry Lee Lewis, Brian Setzer, Slipknot, Pink Floyd, Adam Ant ("Prince Charming" era), Ska(Madness)), old punk, jazz, Harry Connick Jr., Queen, Billy Idol, Tears for Fears, Pat Benetar, Culture Club, Guns N' Roses, The Police, Louis Armstrong, Rod Stewart, Dido, Alanis Morrissette, Men at Work, Brooks And Dunn, Big N' Rich, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Blues Traveler, TenaciousD, Sublime, Metallica, Devo, Enigma, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy, The Beatles, Queen, Prodigy, Elton John, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Meatloaf, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Burlesque, Thanks to Mike, I now like the White Stripes and thanks JenniFOOF, I now like Mindless Self Indulgence too.
and did I mention, Phat Cat Swinger?
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Movies
Fave Movie Quote
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If you haven't yet "piratized" yourself, click here to get started -- just upload a photo and have your head rendered into your favorite Pirate character.
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The Big Easy! ok, the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I love oompa loompas.
The Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Shawshank Redemption (all the Stephen King books made to movies), Young Frankenstein, The Wizard of Oz, Hook, The Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Tommy, The Secretary, Interview With the Vampire, Pirates of the Carribean (all), A Knight's Tale, Saw (all)
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Pirates of the Caribbean - Which character are you?
Captain Jack Sparrow is hiring pirates in Tortuga. Will he hire you? (pics)
Jack: "Ah ha! Not so fast. I can tell what yer after, you cleverly treasonous eunuch. I had a man named Barbosa who was coniving as you, mate. I won't have you work for me. And if you push the issue any more, I'll have the likes of Will Turner take his sword to you."
Sorry, but after that little mutiny incident, Jack finds it hard to trust somebody like you. Maybe you were too smart, or maybe he didn't like your look. Don't worry though, Captain Barbosa was an awesome pirate, just like you! After a bit of hard work on your own part, you'll have no trouble owning a ship. With this in mind, you begin recruiting your own pirates in Tortuga. You'll be your own man; no need to serve! Soon you'll be seein' Jack on the open waters. Then it will be up to you to decide if you'll show him who the better pirate is, or if you want lend your boat to join his cause.
Please rate this quiz what you feel it deserves. If you feel something could be better, drop me a message; I'd like it to be good, so I'll improve it if I can. And try again if you'd like to be hired onto the ship's crew.
About me: Now on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/savageartsv
I am an enigma wrapped in a puzzle, racing through a labyrinth laughing all the while at the rest of you for just NOT getting it.
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Who I'd like to meet: This is my second year working Knott's Scary Farm's Halloween Haunt. I made it through my first interview over 18 years ago and a tiny problem with my transportation stopped me from taking a job at Haunt. (then life just took over)
I've watched Haunt grow over the years, and finally, 2008 I went out for Haunt and got the job. I am so happy! My partner and I both worked in Asylum, me as a Line/Guest Control and my partner is a Black Out, On Call for Monster. He finally got to start scaring in Killer Clown College and loved it, and I transferred to a black out positin in Doll Factory which I LOVED! I just can't wait to meet and talk with more monsters I have long admired you! 2009 I worked as a Black out for Doll Factory, and also as a Line Control, my partner worked as a Line Control in Calico Square for the Hanging, he misses being a monster so much!
I love Halloween, and Haunt and all that is Halloween, no matter what it is, so working Haunt has been a really a dorky dream come true for me....So if any of you monsters who I have friended here on myspace see me on lines or in the break room, or anywhere else say hi! I am commonly found hanging out at Warehouse P early before work.
DOLL FACTORY DVD
DOLL FACTORY DVD
I'd like to meet Penn Gilette, Steve Martin, Dick Van Dyke.....
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I'd like to meet this guy...
We had an awesomesauce time this weekend- thanks to you! We ought to do a regular bag on a movie nite MST3000 style! Congrats on another successful Haunt-Muah and squeezies~
Disneyland- lucky you! Ride the Pirates ride over and over for me :) I'm free next week for fun and frolic! You are kicking butt- Knotts Haunt- awesome! I am soooo jealous!
HAHA, I'm just sorry I couldn't pull a Houdini! Got your text today-not sure about DG Sat. How's your schedule looking for Friday evening or Sat morning?
Good times, good times- I Loved It! And I have had the coconut song and the W.O.W. tantrum in my head the whole day! Mix both together and that is totally wrong. HAHA!
WOOT! Val's in the house! Heya girl, everything still on for next Sunday? BTW, my dad is a "Nam" vet too- Marines..Charlie Company out of Pendelton. :)
